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  1. The_Pro
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    Jalan Kedong Doro is not that far away, in fact its quicker to get to that Dolly from many a location in the city.

    Quality is better in some cases, and of course you know these girls are doing between 0 and 3 times a night as they are part time, whereas a Dolly girl is doing between 3 and 10 times a day.

    If you are going to try that area, go between 6pm to 7:30pm otherwise the best may be taken already.

    Originally Posted by Trevor2522
    Is there any justification to make the long trip out to Kedongdoro for double Dolly's short-time price? Quality, perhaps? Anyway, thanks for the timely update on SUB.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  2. Trevor2522
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    Originally Posted by The Pro
    Jalan Kedong Doro is not that far away, in fact its quicker to get to that Dolly from many a location in the city.

    Quality is better in some cases, and of course you know these girls are doing between 0 and 3 times a night as they are part time, whereas a Dolly girl is doing between 3 and 10 times a day.

    If you are going to try that area, go between 6pm to 7:30pm otherwise the best may be taken already.
    Thanks for the clarification. Actually someone has put a placemark on Google Earth marked 'Mona Lisa & Prima Dona', in a lane off the mid-point of Jalan Kedung Doro, to the West side.

    I was confusing Kedung Doro with the third Dolly, 10 Km West at Sememi Jaya 1/2 on the North side of Jalan Moroseneng. Have you ever been out there? I believe prices are similar to the 'original' Jalan Dolly but it's a long way to trail for more of the same; just a lot less hectic!
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  3. Adindas
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    Why it is diifuclt to find on the map: Dolly is samll lane not street

    I agree with this. Almost Every taxi driver, Becak Driver in Surabaya knows where Dolly is. Taxi in Indonesia in general is ridiculously cheap. If you are anywhere in the city it will not take more than Rp.100, 000 to reach those place.

    In addition, if you area a foreigner, it is quite unsafe to walk to Dolly as you need to pass some slum areas. Even Indonesian people it selves would rather hesitant to walk to this place. They would rather take taxi, becak or public transport.

    The dolly it selves is small lanes not street or roads. That is the reason why it is difficult to find it on the map. But for approximation, If you are already in Jalan Pasar Kembang, you area already very close (it is just about 1Km from there). Pasar Kembang is a famous street and could be easily found on the map.

    Originally Posted by Bumlerd
    When I was I Sarabaya last November I really couldn't be bothered about finding maps etc. To get to Dolly. I was maybe in to big a hurry? I flaged down the first taxi tha came round the corner. Hi presto and off I went. Going "home" after some done business (1 hour: 85. 000 IDR). Sama sama: just different or just opposit direction.

    Happy hunting.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  4. Mc_Lovin
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    Surabaya Disco

    I'm planning my next Trip to Surabaya. So far I have been only in Pattaya.

    How is the nightlife there? Have some good Discos with Western Music and Girls which can take in the Hotel Room? I would like to stay in Dolly in a Hotel. Maybe near there. I know the nightlife cannot comparing with Pattaya but first of all I go there for the girls:-)

    Is spend 1 week there to long for holiday or is Surabay better only for 2-3 days. I guess there can only fuck and eat.

    Thanks for Information.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  5. Potentie45
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    Shang ri la

    Yesterday I went to the disco of Shang Ri la in Surabaya. Many girls. I pick up Natalia, 23 yrs. Is about to go to Jakarta, because she expects over there better business opportunities.

    She stayed whole night and was pretty nice and good. BBBJ and facial (first time), rimming. Goiod body and when she was activated and used to my commands and demands, she was a fast learner and like to please me.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  6. Mark04
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    Will be posted to Surabaya for work end of the month. Can some bros share what's the scene like during Ramadan?
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  7. Vulcanizer
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    Surabaya during R.

    Hi Mark,
    Good luck searching for fun here during R. All clubs etc are shut. However, streetwalkers are still out there. If you fancy something allegedly safer, try the local gutter press(no pun intended!) or there is a co. advertising in Jakarta post that has bordellos here and Jakarta. Sorry can't vouch for them though.
    Failing that, ask a taxi driver but be prepared for all that entails!

    poor timing for a post to the east!

    V
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  8. Non_Olet
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    Originally Posted by Vulcanizer
    Hi Mark,
    Good luck searching for fun here during R. All clubs etc are shut. However, streetwalkers are still out there. If you fancy something allegedly safer, try the local gutter press(no pun intended!) or there is a co. advertising in Jakarta post that has bordellos here and Jakarta. Sorry can't vouch for them though.
    Failing that, ask a taxi driver but be prepared for all that entails!

    poor timing for a post to the east!

    V
    Help!!!!! I will be in SBY next week. Do you mean that Despeados and Dollys are completely shut down?

    NO
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  9. Smackdown
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    In addition, if you area a foreigner, it is quite unsafe to walk to Dolly as you need to pass some slum areas. Even Indonesian people it selves would rather hesitant to walk to this place. They would rather take taxi, becak or public transport.

    What sort of unsafe do you mean?

    Pickpocket unsafe or your in real danger type?

    I'm just wondering because of some troubles I had just outside of a bus terminal late one night when I felt it was really dangerous but was assured [by my Indonesian bro in law] that all is ok they were probably pickpockets that Indonesia isn't really dangerous which I took his word for because hey what would I know even though it felt really dangerous.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  10. Vulcanizer
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    Sorry, no

    Hi,

    Sorry, no.

    I am no longer in Surabaya.

    I went back to Kali. last week, so can't help you.

    I think you'd be lucky if they were open though.

    V
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  11. Non_Olet
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    Originally Posted by Vulcanizer
    Hi sorry NO,
    am no longer in Surabaya, went back to Kali. last week, so can't help you.
    I think you'd be lucky if they were open tho.......
    V
    Thanks for the answer Vulcanizer.
    Unfortunately, just found out myself that Desperados is closed during the whole Ramadan month.

    NO
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  12. Mark04
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    Originally Posted by Vulcanizer
    Hi Mark,
    Good luck searching for fun here during R. All clubs etc are shut. However, streetwalkers are still out there. If you fancy something allegedly safer, try the local gutter press(no pun intended!) or there is a co. advertising in Jakarta post that has bordellos here and Jakarta. Sorry can't vouch for them though.
    Failing that, ask a taxi driver but be prepared for all that entails!

    poor timing for a post to the east!

    V
    Managed to find some WLs in Doreset Hotel. It is about 1/2 hr drive from the city. The girls usually sit around in groups in the coffee house, was told that since other places are closed during this month, they come here to work. From about 20 girls, I'd say only a handful is ok looking and they range from young to matured fat mamas with huge titties.

    Prices are about Rupiah 500k to 800k for short time. My friend Lynx was offered Rupial 1.4million for two of the best looking girls there, both at the same time but if individual, then Rupiah 800k. He settled for another one who is not as pretty but with excellent body for Rupiah 500k. She was really good in bed according to my friend, almost porno star status but face was out. Not sure if she was joking but her name was Baboon. Posted some pictures of her body.

    I tried the massage at the hotel spa and went for the 1.5 hrs ayuverdic package which did nothing to take away the stress and aches. Cost Rupiah 300k and was massaged by a dinosaur. She told me that normally they don't do anything at the spa area but if you get them to your room, HJ is Rupiah 500k and full works for Rupiah 1million. Told her she was a dinosaur so she shouldn't ask for so much and she finally gave in at Rupiah 300k for HJ with north roaming. Boy, was I desperate!

    If you come to Surabaya, please make sure it is not during Ramadan or else they pickings are really bad and you may have to pay premium.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  13. Links
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    Superb session in Surabaya

    Bro mark, the hotel name is somerset hotel, anyway thank you for posting the pictures in the gallery. I think i have to do justice to share some of the experience in surabaya.

    Some girlies are out to dry your pockets knowing you have just arrive, rp1.4m seems to be a bit steep for a 3 some. These girlies can smell that our balls are overloaded and need releasing.

    I did not take the 2 girls rp1.4m (3 some) on the first night instead took a superb porn star look alike the night before i left.

    Found her in somerset lobby and made no hesitation.

    Long session of Bj, then a doggy, missionary, cowgirl followed by bj and CIF.
    She is one that likes naughty talks during the session

    Body and session 8/10. (view the gallery)
    Damage:rp500k+rp100tips


    Wir: Not when is ramadan.

    Links



    Originally Posted by Mark04
    Managed to find some WLs in Doreset Hotel. It is about 1/2 hr drive from the city. The girls usually sit around in groups in the coffee house, was told that since other places are closed during this month, they come here to work. From about 20 girls, I'd say only a handful is ok looking and they range from young to matured fat mamas with huge titties.

    Prices are about Rupiah 500k to 800k for short time. My friend Lynx was offered Rupial 1.4million for two of the best looking girls there, both at the same time but if individual, then Rupiah 800k. He settled for another one who is not as pretty but with excellent body for Rupiah 500k. She was really good in bed according to my friend, almost porno star status but face was out. Not sure if she was joking but her name was Baboon. Posted some pictures of her body.

    I tried the massage at the hotel spa and went for the 1.5 hrs ayuverdic package which did nothing to take away the stress and aches. Cost Rupiah 300k and was massaged by a dinosaur. She told me that normally they don't do anything at the spa area but if you get them to your room, HJ is Rupiah 500k and full works for Rupiah 1million. Told her she was a dinosaur so she shouldn't ask for so much and she finally gave in at Rupiah 300k for HJ with north roaming. Boy, was I desperate!

    If you come to Surabaya, please make sure it is not during Ramadan or else they pickings are really bad and you may have to pay premium.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  14. Langdonis
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    Atmosphere Spa

    Went to Atmosphere Spa on Thursday October 1st. It is located on Jalan HR Muhammad. Was very busy when we arrived and couldn't get a room. You are shown a menu upon arrival Standard room with 90 minute oil massage, buffet dinner, free use of facilities 220, 000 RP. Deluxe room 270, 000 and prices go up from there. We wanted the standard room, but none were available so took the deluxe. Rooms were not ready so enjoyed the really nice and clean steam room, dry sauna, and hot tubs etc. There were many dudes hanging around, and lots of tvs in the wall in the pool area. Really nice environment and a totally not rushed experience. We then were told our rooms were ready and went up to the second floor. We had eaten so can't report on the quality of the buffet. Drinks are available for purchase. (25K bintang)

    I was told I would have #70 and was led to the room. Decent enough young lady, rather large breasts, but thickish thighs, but I don't fuss over stuff like that. Room was clean with a shower stall in room and a flat mattress on the floor. Sheets and pillowcase were clean as was room.

    I got a fantastic massage, a bit painful at times, but I like that. I was waiting for the pitch and she said she would give me an HJ. Price for HJ, is whatever you want to give. However if topless she wanted 300K and for a bang she wanted 600K. I just wanted the HJ and wasn't worth the price for any extras imho. Great HJ and after the massage she scrubbed me down in the shower (she reached in and remained fully clothed). I gave her a 100K tip. The HJ seems to be part of the package as my buddy didn't negotiate anything, got the HJ and only left a 50 K tip on departure.

    Great experience but a bit costly for SBY imho. This will be a "take friends visiting sby" sort of place. I'll get my regular HJ's at darmo park 1, or one of the kalimantan's in the dolly. (120K basically all in for massage and HJ and tip at those types of places).

    Cab driver knew where it was easy to get to.

    In other news, the dolly seems to be back in full swing after ramadan. We walked through it and saw several girls arriving with suitcases. I almost wished I didn't get the HJ so I could have been first after the holiday!

    The fishbowl at CC Club contained probably 40 to 50 talented young ladies, although I've never heard a report on what it costs short time there. Band was really good though.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  15. Trevor2522
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    Originally Posted by Langdonis
    I'll get my regular HJ's at darmo park 1, or one of the kalimantan's in the dolly. (120K basically all in for massage and HJ and tip at those types of places).
    What is the set-up at the 'Kalimantans' in Dolly? Traditional massage parlour? Is it possible to get Thai-style traditional massage around Dolly? If so, it sounds like a good place to recuperate between sex sessions (skipping the HJ).

    Also, could you tell us where Darmo Park 1 is located, and what about Darmo 2. 3 etc.?

    Many thanks.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  16. Langdonis
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    Originally Posted by Trevor2522
    What is the set-up at the 'Kalimantans' in Dolly? Traditional massage parlour? Is it possible to get Thai-style traditional massage around Dolly? If so, it sounds like a good place to recuperate between sex sessions (skipping the HJ).

    Also, could you tell us where Darmo Park 1 is located, and what about Darmo 2. 3 etc.?

    Many thanks.
    There are at least three kalimantans (sp? ) on jalan jarak which is the street that has the dolly alleys leading off it. As far as traditional massage, I think they are basically rub and tug joints. I don't think the massage I got each time I've been has been door blowing. They are quick to point out no jiggy jiggy though. Set up is like this. You pick your uniformed masseuse either from fishbowl or from them just loitering in the doorway. They massage you in your underwear and use hand cream type stuff on yah. Massage is 60K for an hour or so, but I'm sure that is bule price. Then you can nego anything else you want. Each time (twice) I've been there, I was able to get HJ for an additional 60k with tits out. Average massage and ok, HJ, but very rustic setting. Cubicle style rooms with a curtain.

    Can you get thai style massage in Indonesia? I've had massage maybe 4 times in indonesia and it is not thai style, but they do spend a fair bit of time on legs and calves.

    On google earth Darmo park 1 is located at the coordinates;

    Latitude 7°17'27.79"S

    Longitude 112°43'5.11"E

    It is also right next to the ShangriLa Hotel on Jalan Mayor Jenderal Sungkono. The hours for many of the massage places are 10am to 10pm. Also I think Darmo park 2, aka the Vida complex is directly across from darmo park 1 and this is where the hartano family reflexology place that is talked about in the forums here. Some of the places in darmo park 1 are just straight up brothels such as orange massage. "mister you can make love for 200, 000." only one girl in fishbowl, and not looking pleased to be there either. I went instead to the place next door that says pijat traditional or something like that. I think it is 80K for 90 minutes and you get a beverage. They have steam room and showers and the young busty lady got her tits out and jacked me for another 70K. Good massage and good HJ. Will go back there again for sure.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  17. Trevor2522
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    Originally Posted by Langdonis
    There are at least three kalimantans (sp? ) on Jalan Jarak which is the street that has the Dolly alleys leading off it. As far as traditional massage, I think they are basically rub and tug joints.
    Thanks for your answers. You certainly know Surabaya well! Are there any hotels or losmen (with hot water) within walking distance of Dolly? Can the local motorcycle guys bring girls, by arrangement (as in Sanur), to your room.- from Dolly or the Jalan Jarak Gangs (alleys)? I speak sufficient Bahasa to describe my requirements.

    Thanks
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  18. Langdonis
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    Originally Posted by Trevor2522
    Thanks for your answers. You certainly know Surabaya well! Are there any hotels or losmen (with hot water) within walking distance of Dolly? Can the local motorcycle guys bring girls, by arrangement (as in Sanur), to your room.- from Dolly or the Jalan Jarak Gangs (alleys)? I speak sufficient Bahasa to describe my requirements.

    Thanks
    Actually I've only lived here for 3 months. I don't have answers to any of your other questions, but can maybe do some ground work here next time I'm out and about. I don't see any motorcycle guys here in surabaya. I assume you mean motorcycle taxi guys. Don't think that happens here. As far as hotels within walking of dolly. I've seen a few signs, but again, have no idea. Taxi's are so cheap and everyone knows where dolly is, no need to walk really. Paragon and shangrila are close to dolly. Otherwise, check the forum, not sure where guys stay when they come here.

    Anybody have any information on Tandes? Word is there is a red light district. How does one get there? And what to expect?
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  19. Trevor2522
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    Dolly 1

    Originally Posted by Langdonis
    I didn't see any motorcycle guys here in Surabaya. I assume you mean motorcycle taxi guys. Don't think that happens here.
    Maybe not motorcycle taxis but I read that fixers in Dolly can find any type of girl and direct them in by phone.

    Paragon and Shangri-La are close to Dolly.
    Thanks ... I noticed the Paragon apartments but didn't realise they were a hotel too. Rates not bad: $48 and free Internet (Shang is double) ... 20 minutes' walk to Dolly & 2 minutes to Hero or Vida supermarkets. Excellent location. Do you know if Kaha Travel sells vouchers at the airport? That's normally the cheapest way of booking a good hotel, but it may not be on their list.

    KAHA TOURS & TRAVEL, JL. KHM. Mansyur No. 119-121 Surabaya 60162 — INDONESIA Telp. + 62 ( 031 ) 353 6000 - 7, 355 2659, 6002 9032 - 35 www.kahaevent.co.id/

    Dolly 2 (11 Km NE of Dolly 1)

    Anybody have any information on Tandes? Word is there is a red light district. How does one get there? And what to expect?
    Reports on Tandes / Moroseneng / Jalan Raya Sememi (different names, same place, i.e. Jl Sememi Jaya 1 & 2) ...






    Jl Sememi Jaya (Estimated) 7°14'30.04"S - 112°37'43.26"E

    Dolly3 (2.25 Km NNE of Dolly 1, off Jl Kedungdoro)

    Kedungdoro (Mona Lisa & Prima Dona) 7°15'43.11"S - 112°43'51.61"E .

    Allegedly higher quality at Rp 200,000 ST.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  20. Hungry_Expat
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    Desperado

    Are the girls getting crazy. I stayed already several times at the Shangrila Hotel Surabaya but such a thing has never happened. The girls were quotting 1 up to 1,4 Mio Rupiah and they were really arrogant. And on the other hand there was only one beautifull girl but she was already booked. All the other girls were to old and not very nice looking. They only have had big boobs. I found out that there is a furniture faire or something like this going on. So a lot of Americans have been there. I left alone.

    Now I know this forum and I have to find a better place. Normally I could get a girl at the Desperado for 500 or max. 700 k and they were real cute girls.

    I got also the impression that a mamasan was arranging everything and that the normal girls have gone. Is that true?

    If somebody can recommend a good safe bar then please adv.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  21. Trevor2522
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    Originally Posted by Langdonis
    Actually I've only lived here for 3 months. Paragon and Shangrila are close to Dolly.
    Kaha Tours & Travel quoted me Rp 435, 000 (US$46) for the cheapest (superior) room at Paragon Hotel (4*) if you buy their voucher at the airport. Deluxe rooms are only $3 more. This is certainly the best deal for comfort and value close to the main Dolly RLD off Jalan Jarak.

    http://www.agoda.co.uk/asia/indonesi...esidences.html (Rates are only a dollar more than Kaha's)

    Are you are a paid-up member here? If so we can link-up via private messaging. I expect to visit Surabaya soon for a couple of weeks, including a side trip to Tretes.
    Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
  22. Retgilpo
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    Sukhumvit Sam dating dolly hookers

    Hey, sorrie I react so late (just back from Havana)

    I am a guy who combines indeed Mamasan hopping and street/mall dating and in fact I didn't saw soo much differences between both. Keep them short on tips or gifts the first days and the bad (which love your money) will run away from you. The mamasan girls (in places where they are not forced to do so) will stay the first complete LT nite with you only if they like you. Just hire her again from mamasan next day (if she runs back alone to Mamasan the next day she doen not like you. If she goes back to Mamasan with you she likes you). The second or third day she (both the mamasan or the mall girl) will start to make claims on you like calling you every 30 minutes when you are away alone or try to stop you drinking. If you dindt spend much money on her (so just drinks eating etc and ofcoarse the Mamasan Fees) you know she likes you. Regretfully thats the moment it feels like I am married 30 years with that girl. And I am already married for 30 years at home.

    But now why I hate in Thailand Pattaya, Bangkok and extra extra special Hua Hin (and maybe so also Dolly. My first trip to Indonesia is planned in July 2010); Even the oldest and fattest girls are so spoiled by those money throwing muzzled 30+ guys who just act like hookers are f**n toys to put in a coin and bam you can c*me. (Same in almost all capital cities in SE Asia.). Its not them who makes it bad, its the s*x vissitors who make them bad.

    Asians are the most respecfull people and basicly respect is the way to get something done. Don't even think you can buy them of rudely with a bag of money. Handle even those hookers with respect and you get it back. Even streetwalkers took care of me and warned me about others. But thats why I like Asia. Stand between them and you get the best safe (sex)holidays.

    But regretfully more and more places are destroied by oureselves.

    If you see the muzzles money throwing guys and you want something real, walk away away away untill you walk alone between the asians (sometimes across the borders) and pay with honesty and respect and you will be payed back the same. And if you try to fool them you will be fooled (again) but double. So in that case better stay at Dolly or Pattaya etc where you CAN buy a kind of respect with big money.

    Asian women are not stupid. No single women (or family of her) is! They just smile to wish you (re respect) welcome.

    Untill we made them smile for just oure money like we are used to do in oure countries.

    Good luck you all

    Retgilpo

    Originally Posted by Sukhumvit Sam
    Ha! THAT guy!

    He latched onto me too, back in the summer of 2007, on my first ever visit to Surabaya Dolly. Incredibly persistent. Not a hint of violence or coercion, but he just plain won't take no for an answer. Insists on being your "guide" (as though you needed one!) to the Dolly RLD. And yeah, he speaks uncannily good English.

    Finally, a bit of comeuppance when I was in SBY back in Feb. 2008. Ran into a few mates (one a Brit, one an Aussie) while out mongering, and with strength in numbers, we soon had that rascal in his place. His unsolicited shoeshine, for which he demanded 20,000 IDR, was talked right down to 5,000 by my Aussie companion (50 cents in US money), and amazing to tell, the Aussie even got a smile out of him!

    Dolly remains perhaps the world's weirdest RLD. How else to characterize the place?

    OK, here's how: A middle-aged man, two-months back, approaching me in the middle of Gang Dolly at 2:30 AM, proclaiming, "Allah akbar, mister. Innahu'l kabar, al karim, al hamdu lillah."

    "Yeah," I replied. "I know. Allah akbar."

    The working gals studiously inquiring after my religion, accepting my hypocritical answer of "Christian," and receiving it with good grace, while pronouncing themselves "Islam" as they spread their legs . . .

    And . . . oh yeah . . . the Thai-style "sick buffalo" work-over. Oh dear. I really let myself be taken.

    Just at the very entrance to Dolly, before that one road (Gang Dolly) snakes off to the left, you'll find a very small lupenar with two or three gals in residence.

    If memory serves, the name is Wisma Ganesh. But it's all a blur to me now. Wisma Bulan Madu? Wisma Ratu Manis? Well, whatever.

    I was seduced by a very, very sweet-looking young woman no more than 20 years old. Utterly innocent looking, and just so very kind, and wonderful . . . and everything. (Will Hunter allow me to give her working name? The working name is "Trishna," the ID card name "Aziza." How many others on this board have shared that cute little body? Warning: she's dangerous to your pocketbook and sense of self respect, if you play the fool and take her out of the cathouse. Otherwise, she's fine.)

    So after a couple of visits (at which point I was a regular), it seemed only right to offer her a generous tip of 300,000 IDR.

    A night or two later, I found that she'd promptly converted my cash into a cell phone, which rang incessantly throughout our session. I instantly regretted what I'd done with my cash.

    And yet . . . OK, so I hadn't yet learned my lesson. Asked her out on a date! I asked her out to the zoo (Surabaya's Kebun Binatang being really worth the visit); a Malang girl, she sworn she'd never been . . .

    The following day, she showed up at my hotel with her AUNT in tow, demanding shopping at Tungjungan Plaza . . . and like a fool, I said yes . . .

    a couple days later, late morning, I was rousted out of bed with a bell at my door: it was her, WITH HER HIGH SCHOOL-AGED YOUNGER SISTER, demanding entrance. They proceeded to drink my beer, all of us pretending to watch TV, in a sexually supercharged atmosphere, the high school junior's ripe young boobs just about bursting their bra (let's be frank here: at 17 years of age, she's a woman in the prime of life, at the absolute prime of her childbearing years, commanding my dick to a full-staff hard-on salute--goddamn you, godbless you, Mother Nature, Governess of Fucking and Queen of the Cunts), while I reflected . . . ah . . .

    I've now got a minor in my hotel room . . . in a Third World country . . .

    I literally have not touched her . . . and yet JESUS CHRIST (if you'll pardon the profanity),

    I'VE INVITED AN EFFING MINOR, A SIXTEEN- OR SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL, INTO MY HOTEL ROOM, unplanned, of course, all because she just happened to show up, unannounced, with her hooker sister, and, meanwhile, should I make the front pages of tomorrow's newspapers as humanity's most loathsome specimen . . . WHO WILL BELIEVE ME?

    The entire world will condemn me as a pedophile (which I'm not), and I'll spend the next 20 or 30 years rotting in an Indo jail!

    NOTE TO SELF: WAKE UP! STOP DATING HOOKERS!

    Moral of the story:

    Go to Dolly to fuck these hookers. Do not date them. Do not let yourself--ever, ever, EVER, no matter how sweet they may seem--be tempted to "date" them. Don't give them the name of your hotel.

    Just don't. Trust me on this.

    They may look, sound, and in every way BE, for you, angelic. THAT'S THEIR JOB! FUCK THEM! DO IT RIGHT THERE, IN THE BROTHEL, AND BE DONE WITH IT!

    For a girlfriend, or a wife, look elsewhere.

    (The same of course goes for every other country. One guy in a hundred will find a faithful wife in a Bangkok girly bar . . . DON'T LET IT BE YOU! Dolly's no different: these are disposable fuck toys, who while they are nonetheless human beings, WILL screw you over--GET IT? THAT'S THEIR JOB: SEX FOR MONEY? OK? YOU PROPOSE MORE TIME/SEX, YOU GET TAKEN FOR MORE MONEY--and so for anything "meaningful," "romantic," or simply long-term, LOOK ELSEWHERE!)

    If you ARE looking for a girlfriend/wife, my suggestion is RESTAURANTS. The waitresses will come onto you if you give them half a chance (or at least they did to me; why not you too?).

    Malls also: lots of desperately bored salesgals there. Just do your shopping. THEY will hunt you, trust me. I'm middle-aged, wide-round-the-waist, and balding, so if they're hunting even me, they'll sure as hell hunt you.

    To summarize:

    A. Surabaya offers cheap fucks in Dolly. Hop in the back of any taxi, after around 5 PM (most shops are closed before then) and say "Dolly," or "Jalan Dolly." A cheap fuck is on your way.

    B. For anything more "meaningful," visit any of Surabaya's many shopping malls with a predesigned intention to shop for shoes, or books, or even just a cup of coffee. The women will come to you. Just let it happen and it will. Trust me.

    But do not mix the two, whatever you do. Dolly *****s are not for dating, and mall gals not for immediate bonking (except when they advertise their rates upfront--as will, on occasion, happen!) You fuck the Dolly gals now, and wait on the mall chicks for later . . . why? Because that's the way it is.

    Don't be fooled by that most innocent-looking of Dolly gals. She's a w-h-or-e, full stop. YES: She'll fuck you. NO: She won't be your gf--unless you're willing to spend endless cash on endless shopping sprees, and oh, did I forget,

    "Mother hospital. She sick."

    I failed to deliver the cash.

    "Mother dead."

    "Ibumu mati?"

    The prison-bait younger sister now doubles over in unrestrained belly-laughs.

    Oh yeah, mother's dead, all right!
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  23. FieldMouse
    Inactive

    First time to Surabaya

    Hi,

    I'm having one night only in surabaya and have neer been there. I am getting in late and leaving early. Are there any good hotels near the airport, and where is dollys? Is that near the a/p too? Would appreciate any good info on wot near the a/p. I have read the forum but have no map and no idea of the layout or place names used in many of the forum reports.

    Thanks,

    Fieldy
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  24. FieldMouse
    Inactive

    oops, just found stuff!

    Sorry, just found some posts regarding dollys loc in relation to airport, thanks to posters, but could still do with info on accomm near a/p and any action immediately in that area.

    Thanks,

    Fieldy
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  25. Jijjy
    Inactive

    Age of Consent . . .

    In regards to Sukhumvit Sam stating that he had an underage 17 year old in his room "(I'VE INVITED AN EFFING MINOR, A SIXTEEN- OR SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL, INTO MY HOTEL ROOM)" It's my understanding that the age of consent in Indonesia is actually 16, though I heard once and only once that the 'age of legal consent' is the age in ones own country, not the country one is visiting. Can someone qualified please confirm or deny this?

    - jf
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  26. Langdonis
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Trevor2522
    Kaha Tours & Travel quoted me Rp 435, 000 (US$46) for the cheapest (superior) room at Paragon Hotel (4*) if you buy their voucher at the airport. Deluxe rooms are only $3 more. This is certainly the best deal for comfort and value close to the main Dolly RLD off Jalan Jarak.
    That seems a pretty good deal. I've been up to the resto on the roof, citi lights or something like that, great view! That would be a fantastic choice. Whatever you choose, get a place with a pool. There are lots of options in the 40 to 50$ range with pool.

    I'm a paid up member now. Let me know when you are coming to Surabaya.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  27. FieldMouse
    Inactive

    Help!

    Bros,

    I am in Surabaya on Tuesday for just one night, can anyone offer my any advice on safe hotels arund 400k in surabaya? pref near the a/p but if not then thats ok.

    Thanks

    Fieldy
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  28. 1Ball
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by FieldMouse
    Bros,

    I am in Surabaya on Tuesday for just one night, can anyone offer my any advice on safe hotels arund 400k in surabaya? pref near the a/p but if not then thats ok.

    Thanks

    Fieldy
    Fieldy, near the airport, I stay at UTAMI. it is nothing special. Only redeeming feature is that it is 4 minutes from the check in counter. IIRC, it is around 300,000 Rps.

    http://www.eastjava.com/hotel/utami/

    again, IT IS NOTHING SPECIAL.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  29. FieldMouse
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by 1Ball
    IT IS NOTHING SPECIAL.
    Thanks 1ball, much appreciated. I am not looking for special, nice, upmarket, trendy, schmaltz etc, just somewhere near the a/p with a bed.

    Again, thanks heaps.

    Fieldy.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  30. Valkyrie
    Inactive

    Time is short, no idea if you will make it.

    Originally Posted by FieldMouse
    Bros,

    I am in Surabaya on Tuesday for just one night, can anyone offer my any advice on safe hotels arund 400k in surabaya? pref near the a/p but if not then thats ok.

    Thanks

    Fieldy
    Could had tried internet booking a lot earlier. There are quite a lot of good hotels that offer good rates if you booked beforehand. Currently, if you wish for decent ones, there is Paragon java Hotel that is currently offering USD48 for a night stay from 17th to 18th. Go fast and you might still be in luck.

    A plus, the hotel is located in Jl. MayJend Sungkono, which is very convenient place for mongering around in tight times.

    Room is decent and nightview is good. Travel to Airport however, is close to 1/2 hour on regular times and could be close to 1h on peak times.

    Good luck on your pick.

    PS: try Mercure Surabaya too. Who knows if you gets lucky. Considerably cheaper but drop in quality to be expected.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply

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