I figured I throw my 2cents in on strip club went to Puzzles the past Friday night and which I felt is much better for the pockets. The cost is $10 before 11 it used to be free, and $20 after. Lap dances are $5 and you cannot get any better in this economy. The girls range from 5-7 no dimes but are polite and really don't hound you for a lapdance all night, small club with a bootleg VIP. Haven't experienced but heard its just a curtain door in a closet. LOL most girls are slim and young which I like and 1 thick one with azz! I've experienced Irvings with same results with chicks sitting around and horrible customer service and haven't been back.
I am a trip club pro and veteran so I don't complain about atmosphere or talents. I have seen it all. I have had great experiences in all type of strip clubs across the country, well decorated or hole in a wall. For me it's all about pinpointing the freakiest girl in the room and having a good time.
Was at Irving's two weeks ago on a thrusday, the place was dead. 6 customers and about 5 dancers, will not be going back for a while.
Bazz and crue was nice, but a bit "commercial" for my taste $8 dances what an odd number, and why do they need to make a copy of your DL?
Today, I was on my new site lurking for a quickie. Ran into a short (picture below) who told me to come to Ebony Inn. I did not know the Inn was open at 1pm. I learn another thing too. Skylark is working from the Inn. So, from 1pm to 8pm is the Lark and after to close is the Inn. WOW.
I was surprised by the amount of talent in the club. I saw more perkys then doing a salute in the military. Had to been over 15 girls working. All shapes, colors and sizes. I had three working the Pimp pole. My short had me rock hard. One who was body up and on my page. Another who was cool, but need to use more baby wipes below. I did not get to sample all the talent. Average about. 05 per lap dance. Had to taper things off due to my observation of Lent.
At the end, I took the body up talent home and will plan to see another day. Working on my little shortie for tonight action. I just hope the energy banks are on a good level.
Trick Scotty, I need power. Captain Pimp, the dilithium crystals are completely shot and the antimatter injectors are offline. We need some blue.
I went back through Ebony Inn on Friday. During the day (right after work) and again late in the evening with my boy. There were actually more girls during the day and phatter booty ones than the night shift.
My man wanted to stop by Irvings first which ended up being a mistake. Irvings was weak. There were about 10 girls, no stunners or straight nasty freaks. Just average chiks who wanted 10 / song. I wasn't impressed. We were there early (11ish) so that may have been the problem. About 8 guys, no energy. Slow. 20 cover. 10 dance. $30 wasted.
Cruised over to Ebony Inn and things were slightly better. 15 girls. 10 guys or so. Many chiks and guys were out by the bar. We posted up in the back corner of the club and checked out the talent. Not as good as the day, but a few were promising. We ended up knowing a couple of the girls so he picked his favorite took her to the corner and "got it in" during his lapdance.
I ended up picking out one a little later. And followed his lead. All in all a decent night.
The only thing I'll complain about is the "funk" factor of some of these chiks. Nothing is more of a turn off than when you get a soft nasty female on your lap and then you start to smell shit and pussy funk when they bend over and shake their ass. It makes for a quick dance. I had to check my shirt for a skid marks. It's happened twice to me at the Ebony Inn. Damn shame.
We need more clubs like Sharky's in Daytona Beach:
With the MCT kicked off by DaVideoMan, OM78, WiseBorn and PT at the Ebony Inn. We started the first round of playoff action. I had to say it was a little empty, but less mongers more lap dances for the OM78.
We was impressed with Chyna. Pictures are made by the Monger League and video by DaVideoMan. Crazy dude. I got about four lap dances in with one being a little on the smelly side. I had to check for skid marks. SMH.
Kicking off the second round tomorrow and hope the pickings are much better. Like how it was last Thursday for me. Instead, it is VIP for the Trick.
Went to Puzzles last night after a brief hiatus from strip clubs. I have always enjoyed Puzzles because the management makes sure that the entertainment caters to the clientele, without being pushy. Generally, if the workers are sitting down, congregating, or not otherwise mingling, the manager will break up the gaggle of strippers and make them entertain the patrons. Moreover, the strippers always introduce themselves and, at most, will only ask for a dance. I have never been approached by a stripper in Puzzles for a gratuitous tip. For those that have been to the "Block," everything is on the menu at Puzzles, other than the alcohol. However, it is BYOB and you must have card to get in.
I judge strippers pretty harsh, because I won't tip, dance, or touch a stripper unless she looks good enough for me to be interested in her if she had her clothes on (that's face and body). That being said, of the approximately 12 women at Puzzles, all except 4 met my standards. Like I said, I've been on hiatus, but I've been to every strip club in PG, DC, Charles, and (for the most part) Baltimore, and I generally prefer the Block. However, if you like in Southern MD and like young black women, $5 lap dances, and a good ratio of strippers to patrons, you can't go wrong with Puzzles.
Pros: good selection, $5 lap dances per song, down to earth ladies, attentive management, and extras.
Cons: there is a video camera (and I don't know what is done w / the video) , and the place has had some heat due to new County regulations dealing with certain types of strip clubs.
Tha X Facta
Since you seem to give him carte blanche, I'm just givin him the benefit of the doubt.
Mongering minds wanna to know.
The jack shack turned out to be self-service only, and without going into detail, the affair ended with Maynard from Pulp Fiction coming after me with a shotgun. Needless to say, I didn't get a refund. LOL
Anyway- as soon as I sat down, I was approach by a extremely friendly dancer. Lets just say "why change lanes when you are in the express lane". I think I was in the back corner "putting it in" within 10 minutes. Boy I love it when things fall together WITHOUT a plan, helps to balance out the bad days. Went to the VIP. Got the digits and verified digits BEFORE leaving. Won't mention names or too much detail. Just think of all the gas money I can save not driving to the dead BLOCK. The recession is over as of today!
Hawkeye In Md
Fellow mongers and Seniors,
I fully RTFF, but I hate going to a place acting and feeling like a nubie. So I am hoping to get some 411 from some of you seniors who frequent the Ebony. I am thinking about making an afternoon trip and getting some gormet items listed on the FS menu in VIP. I am very curious about the VIP area: is it private or do I have to share it with fellow mongers who are trying to "get it in"? Is it a seperate room? Is the time in the VIP set up by the dancer and you? The bartender? A VIP guy?
Any info would be helpful, looking to try it out later in the week.
Be safe out there,
Went there on Saturday night. Chula X4B is advertised as a nude club, and is only open Friday and Saturday nights; I usually enjoy this club because of their low dancer to patron ratio. This isn't good for the dancers, but there is money to be made, and the low customer turnout means they work a little harder (I. E. Get nude) , and I can make my rounds to everyone sparking my interest. I understand they are desperate for business there. But this "desperation" is what got the girls to go nude. I've gotten impromptu nude lapdances there, but it became evident that the girls get nude based on demand, or how much potential there is to make money. A lot of demand, no nudity. I walk in around 11:40 and there's like 15 or so women patrons along with about 15 guys! Where did all these women come from? Since when are women flocking to strip clubs to see female dancers? I mean you normally see a few stragglers here and there, or a few butches hiding in the corners and shadows. Having this many women in a strip club changes the dynamic of a club. Women dance differently for a lot of women in the room than they do for a mostly male audience. So nobody got nude, (though a couple of girls went topless). I'm sorry but I'm not "making in rain" on some chick dancing around fully clothed. It was a dissappointing night there, and I left for the first time, having only paid the $20 cover charge and not tipping anyone (sucks going home with $40 in singles). This club follows that pattern-go hard and push the boundaries, then they simmer down and get very "PC", then when people stop coming back and the place gets dead, they get raunchy again. Weird. I guess I'll have to wait it out a few more weeks for them to get "desperate" again.
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