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  1. Smokey_3
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    Tom,

    Most of the girls give excellent service and honour the 30 minute time they are supposed to stay.
    50 euro is quite a decent compensation for what they offer and actually quite modest compared to what is asked at other places.

    Your main concern will be to avoid the sharks that try to cut short the 30 minute with a minimum of effort.
    PHG management is interested to know which girls do not offer what is standard.
    Too many complaints will mean they are no longer welcome at PHG.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  2. Peeteepeet
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    doesn't answer the question.

    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    Tom,

    Most of the girls give excellent service and honour the 30 minute time they are supposed to stay.

    50 euro is quite a decent compensation for what they offer and actually quite modest compared to what is asked at other places.
    Smokey3,

    Tom has a valid point, and a good question. Your response unfortunately does not answer any of his points. I have the same question after reading about PHG. Can someone please clarify what has been asked about the Euro 25 per half hour session.

    Also, Smokey3, you are mistaken about "actually quite modest compared to what is asked at other places". Every other place also charges Euro 50 for basic service for half hour, so there is nothing modest if PHG is charging the same.

    In any case, I would like some light shed on the questions originally raised by TOm as I am trying to figure out the same for my trip.

    Ciao,

    Peeteepeet
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  3. Breadman
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    Originally Posted by Peeteepeet

    In any case, I would like some light shed on the questions originally raised by TOm as I am trying to figure out the same for my trip.

    Ciao,

    Peeteepeet
    Going to assume this is your first trip to the fkk/sauna club scene. If so I suggest you bring along a cheap watch that's easily read in a dim room (white dial with black hands works great). Keep an eye on the time you enter the room, even let the girl see you look...and glance at it near what you think is the halfway point in the half hour. Lots of guys are shocked to see that only 10 minutes have gone by instead of the 15 they think has passed. You don't have a watch, you'll be cutting the room time short 'just in case' you go over.

    The first half hour is always 50 euro's...its the second half hour that might be questioned. Some girls will charge 25 for the second half hour, others will try for the 50 euro rate prevalent in frankfurt.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  4. Big30
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    Originally Posted by Peeteepeet
    Tom has a valid point, and a good question. Your response unfortunately does not answer any of his points. I have the same question after reading about PHG. Can someone please clarify what has been asked about the Euro 25 per half hour session.

    Also, Smokey3, you are mistaken about "actually quite modest compared to what is asked at other places". Every other place also charges Euro 50 for basic service for half hour, so there is nothing modest if PHG is charging the same.


    Ciao,

    Peeteepeet
    There is only the 50 euro/30m option in PHG. See also the remarks of Smokey 3, Clinic (Hi Clinic :-), ce faci?), Breadman and Hooknose.

    Regards,
    Big30
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  5. Smokey_3
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    @Peeteepeet,

    I most welcome the advice given by Breadman to the likes of you that also do not even bother to read answers carefully before they comment.
    Obviously you have only experienced GT etc.
    There are clubs that offer services at other prices that can be 3-5 times what you expect.

    What is more I recommend you mention your expectations to club management and the girl you inivite to join you.

    It is punters like you that spoil girls rotten that make it hard on other visitors to find a friendly girl.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  6. Peeteepeet
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    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    @Peeteepeet,

    I most welcome the advice given by Breadman
    Yes, so do I. Breadman's tip about the watch is very useful.

    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    Obviously you have only experienced GT etc.

    There are clubs that offer services at other prices that can be 3-5 times what you expect.
    Oh really!! I think you are wrong. The last time I checked, Oase, Palace, World, Samya, GT, LR, VV, etc. all charge E50 for a half hour.

    So what is obvious to me is that the half hr charge is the same as GT everywhere.
    3-5 times that is E150-E250 per half hour. Which (commonly frequented and discussed) clubs charge these; pray share your wisdom.

    Even Traum-Paradies is only E80 for half hr. And that is one of the most expensive discussed here. So, I can't believe the claim that others are 3-5 times more expensive than GT.

    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    It is punters like you that spoil girls rotten that make it hard on other visitors to find a friendly girl.
    Didn't meant to hurt your feelings by not giving you an A+ on your answer. Its just that the original question posed by someone was about E25 for the first half hour for CBJ+cov sex at PHG. Your answer did not address that question is all that was stated. No need to make personal attacks such as one above.

    If anything, au contrair for other punters. It will make lots of people happier if E25 for first half hour can be verified.

    Peace.

    PT
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  7. Smokey_3
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    Good sports

    One of the most pleasant times I had at PHG was when I fell asleep after a good game and awoke about 2 hours later.

    The girl laughed her head off when I slowly came to my senses.
    I simply paid what she had coming to her and enjoyed the rest of the evening.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  8. Big30
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    New web-site

    PHG has a new website!

    http://www.planet-happygarden.de/

    Big30
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  9. Tomm_Boyytoyy
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    Yes!

    Originally Posted by Big30
    PHG has a new website!

    http://www.planet-happygarden.de/

    Big30
    Big30! Good spotting. The website is terrific and the collection of girls mindblowing. Why did I conclude from these reviews that PHG was much behind VV and LR in terms of girls. Also kept getting the feel that PHG has fallen by the wayside after VV started. But looking at the website, I should reconsider my conclusion. The Girl gallery has a magnetic pull and my feet are walking in the direction of PHG already!

    Tom
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  10. Breadman
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    another point to consider

    There are no hotels close to the club...so if you choose to have more than a couple of beers at the club, your risk is greater if the police decide to pull you over on the way out of town. Be careful how much you consume.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  11. Jimmy_Boy_99
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    Originally Posted by Tomm Boyytoyy
    Big30! Good spotting. The website is terrific and the collection of girls mindblowing. Why did I conclude from these reviews that PHG was much behind VV and LR in terms of girls. Also kept getting the feel that PHG has fallen by the wayside after VV started. But looking at the website, I should reconsider my conclusion. The Girl gallery has a magnetic pull and my feet are walking in the direction of PHG already!

    Tom
    You shouldn't necessarily believe what you see in these kind of galleries. The photos could be photoshopped and it is unlikely that all of them are still working there or will be there at the same time. Further, there are no face shots, so you can't really tell what they look like.

    I am a fan of PHG and had 4 good sessions when I was there in the fall of 2008. However, I was there on April 26th of this year from 2PM to 8PM and couldn't find anyone I thought pretty enough to session with. I finally gave up and went to VV and had excellent sessions with Monica, a 22 year-old brunette from Slovakia) and Katy (Katrina), a 20 year-old or so French speaking blonde from Poland.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  12. Smokey_3
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    Originally Posted by Breadman
    There are no hotels close to the club...so if you choose to have more than a couple of beers at the club, your risk is greater if the police decide to pull you over on the way out of town. Be careful how much you consume.
    There are hotels in Kempen 7 km, Krefeld 15 km, Neukirch-Vluyn 20 km and Straelen 25 km.

    Not exactly nextdoor but well worth considering for those with a few beers too many.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  13. Big30
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    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    There are hotels in Kempen 7 km, Krefeld 15 km, Neukirch-Vluyn 20 km and Straelen 25 km.

    Not exactly nextdoor but well worth considering for those with a few beers too many.
    First of all I would not recommend to drink when you have to drive!!! If you are looking for a hotel not far from Happy and which is reasonable priced, go to Etap Hotel in Willich, about 13 km from Happy,

    http://www.etaphotel.com/de/hotel-26...ll/index.shtml

    Gewerbegebiet
    Jakob-Kaiser Str. 5
    47877 WILLICH
    GERMANY
    Tel : (+49) 02154 42 94 65

    The other very attractive option is that you spend the night in Villa Vertigo about 5 km from Happy and spend the next day in Villa Vertigo :-)!

    http://www.villavertigo.de/
    http://blog.villavertigo.de/
    http://blog.villavertigo.de/ladies/

    Villa Vertigo KG
    Bahnstrasse 90
    47929 Grefrath
    Telefon +49 (0) 2158 404 954

    Then you combine the best of both Worlds :-)!!

    Kind regards,
    Big30

    (Note: none off the girls you will find on the VV blog were fotoshopped)
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  14. Breadman
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    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    There are hotels in Kempen 7 km, Krefeld 15 km, Neukirch-Vluyn 20 km and Straelen 25 km.

    Not exactly nextdoor but well worth considering for those with a few beers too many.
    6km's away is still too far away if the police are waiting for you to leave the club and pull you over. goldentime has several hotels within walking distance...so after getting your fill of the girls you can finish off the night with as many beers as you like without worry about driving. VV also has several hotels nearby that are close enough to walk. If phg is your destination of choice, you can always arrange for a cab from your hotel to take you to the club and back. Or as Big30 suggested, possibly park your car at VV and inform the front desk that you'll be staying the night at the club...then taxi to phg.

    As to this confusion with the 25 euro first half hour...the old phg website had that listed as the price when I made my first fkk trip many years ago. Its possible they never changed it until the new site came along.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  15. Smokey_3
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    Agreed

    Breadman,

    You are absolutely right. It is not only police pulling you over, it is irresponsable to drive WUI of alcohol.
    The distances I gave are not breaking your wallet if you use a taxi.
    It also gives you a chance to pick up your car the next day and visit PHG again.....

    I get tickets for speeding and parking offenses.
    There will not be one for driving WUI simply because I do not drink when I know I have to drive a car later.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  16. Smokey_3
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    Originally Posted by Big30
    (Note: none off the girls you will find on the VV blog were fotoshopped)

    All of the girls at the PHG website are photo shopped.
    In fact none of then exist. Consider them artists impressions.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  17. Big30
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    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    All of the girls at the PHG website are photo shopped.
    In fact none of then exist. Consider them artists impressions.
    True that some of them were photo shopped. But look at the picture of Loredana (aka Shakira) that is 100 % her :-)!

    But I was told that the designer is still working on the webpage, it is not ready yet. If you look at the "Galerie ambiente" pictures you will find the "old pictures" of the old website. The Nachtcafe does not have a wooden floor anymore also the couches have changed already long time ago.

    Regards,
    Big30
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  18. Smokey_3
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    Hello Big,

    The question is what does a club want to proof with a selection of beautiful girls that are not present.
    Some bloggers may even think this selection of A+ beauties are waiting for them.
    That can only result in a disappointment.

    I have no problem with the great selection of women now to be seen at the site of PHG.
    It is obvious that is not what you will find although one or two may (partly) exist in real live.

    S3
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  19. Basketcase
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    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    All of the girls at the PHG website are photo shopped.
    In fact none of then exist. Consider them artists impressions.
    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    The question is what does a club want to prove with a selection of beautiful girls that are not present.
    Some bloggers may even think this selection of A+ beauties are waiting for them.
    That can only result in a disappointment.

    I have no problem with the great selection of women now to be seen at the site of PHG.
    It is obvious that is not what you will find although one or two may (partly) exist in real live.
    Smokey3,

    Thank you for sharing with us that the Planet Happy Garden website pictorials are really in most cases not accurate and as you say are photo shopped. This may not be false advertising but it can be misleading for those that do not read between the lines or take the information with some common sense of what is possible.

    Even I, looking at the website and thinking back to my last visit was considering ditching my usual Golden Time visit to head to Planet Happy Garden to seek out the lovelies that seem to have joined the line up since last time. If this is so then the PHG management has done some heavy recruitment and may actually be taking girls from the other clubs in the area.

    If I was someone new to the scene and came to PHG expecting to see a club full of stunning gazelles and then become confronted with the truth then I would be twice shy in ever coming back again.

    Regardless that there is a financial crisis on that may be attracting more women into the industry there is only a finite number of women that will or unwillingly do this type of work.

    Happy Garden is a good club and has merits in its line up. For example, yous ay despite the website indicating A+ beauties to be had you are quite happy with the lady selection and maybe a couple will actually exist in real life.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  20. Smokey_3
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    PHG happy visitor

    I am a happy visitor at PHG for various reasons.
    The relaxed atmosphere, the exceptionally nice women that can be found amongst which some stunning beauties
    that do not need any photo shop improvement.

    Club management that knows hygiene and clean surroundings are vital for a pleasant stay.

    PHG does not discriminate at the entrance like other clubs do.
    Anybody who accepts the rule that a stay should be pleasant for all concerned will be admitted

    Just read a report about a club where the rooms are dimly lit to hide the condition of the sheets on the beds.
    What happens to the rest of the hygiene there can only be guessed.

    Those are the reasons I enjoy PHG very much and hope to do so for along time.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  21. Big30
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    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    Hello Big,

    I have no problem with the great selection of women now to be seen at the site of PHG.
    It is obvious that is not what you will find although one or two may (partly) exist in real live.

    S3
    Hi S3,

    All girls that have Pictures on the PHG site have I seen recently in Happy. There is only on exception. Do not remember a girl named Marion.
    But Melanie, Loredana, Estefania, Chantal, Jenny, Rosanna etc. are all girls that I know from Happy. The pictures of Helena are also from the Helena I know from Happy, but I have not spotted Helena recently in Happy. The Lia that you find on the site is now working in VV. Saw het there last Friday :-)!

    So,

    -> Yes all those girls are in Happy!
    -> Yes some of them are made "artistically"

    Let us wait and see if the website will be frequently up-dated as much as the VV weblog for example.

    Regards,
    Big30
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  22. Hooknose
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    For me the decision to visit a club is not based on a few fuzzy pictures on their web site. You have to figure that the pictures are always going to be somewhat dated and inaccurate since girls move from club-to-club or may simply not be working that week. You also have to figure there are going to be hits and misses in any club, sometimes more and sometimes less based on your standards.

    PHG has no reason to post fake pictures since the regular clients would immediately recognize the deception, although I am not sure they would care that much. For me, Happy meets all my requirements since it is more of a Gentlemen’s Club rather than a sex Disneyland. As they say, your mileage may vary.

    Hooknose
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  23. Hooknose
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    Made my 2nd visit to PHG in the last three weeks and in my opinion the selection was the best in the last several years. Except for one unfortunate ending I had a near 100% batting average.

    Weather was overcast and chilly the first day but improved over the next two days. Facilities, staff and food were all good as usual. And is there a manager in any club hotter than Maggie?

    The usual suspects:

    Clara (Moldova): Tall and dark, the white bikini usually seals the deal. Repeat from my last visit.

    Beatrice (Romania): Saw her four times over my three day visit so I thought we had a good connection. After my last room with her I offer her €100 for 1.5 hours when she loudly claims it was really 2.5 hours. Now I know the difference between 1.5 and 2.5 hours and when I complain she again loudly insists she knows exactly how much time was spent in the room. I am more shocked than angry and when I give her the extra €50 she storms out of the room. I realize I should have contested this with management but on my last day I was not in the mood for an argument. She had been perfectly accommodating up until then so I am not sure what was behind this event.

    Sabrina (Germany): Blonde version with a great ass. Excellent nightcap.

    Isabel (Poland): Smoking hot blonde with slightly enhanced boobs, looks like what an Inga from Sweden would look like. Momentary regret on my part at first since I thought it was not going as I had envisioned. Fortunately I was wrong.

    Mila (Russia): An old friend, always solid gold.

    Monique (Romania): Another old friend and always reliable for a good finish. Cheerfully did all of the work.

    Jara (Germany): Petite blonde. Super friendly with an accommodating attitude that carries over into the room. My top choice at PHG.

    Anka (Poland): Tall redhead with smallish but super perky boobs. Speaks fair English with an accent that makes her sound adorable. Toward the end of the 1.5 hour I spent with her she wanted to know where my skin was. I did not understand the question until I figured out she meant the foreskin. I guess it would be funnier if you were there. A perfect ending to one of my best visits to PHG.

    Hooknose
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  24. John64
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    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    All of the girls at the PHG website are photo shopped.
    In fact none of then exist. Consider them artists impressions.
    I know for sure that the girl named Rachel exists and was not fotoshopped, I had a session with her the last time I was there, but I cannot recommend her, she was not terrible but for me a typical optick fick. She also used a lot of spit when BBBJ, sometimes I find that exciting, but she overdid it.

    I have also been with the girl named Alma, she is a hot, slim Romanian/Brasilian girl, very good.

    And who doesn't know Lorredana, happy's ice queen?

    I also know some of the other girls, the german Chantal, who in real life is also very hot, but I have never been with her.

    So, it is bull to say that none of them exist or all pictures were fotoshopped, nut a good photographer can make pictures that look better than reality.

    I had a good time last time I was in happy. Also one new very young and hot blond named Ramona. Very slim and maybe too young for me.19yrs. Speaks only spanish.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  25. Smokey_3
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    Originally Posted by John64
    So, it is bull to say that none of them exist or all pictures were fotoshopped, nut a good photographer can make pictures that look better than reality.

    A photographer just registers what is there.

    If you think a "good" photographer is someone with magic tricks to enhance what is actually there you are mistaken.
    Modest use of photoshop is an accepted means to improve original files.
    Excessive use of photoshop may result in images that have nothing to do with the original.

    Thirtyfive years of professional photography have given me a fair idea what is possible in post production.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  26. Kingwenslas
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    Planet Happy Garden Wednesday 10 June 2009 Part 3 of 3

    This follows on from part 1, Golden Time and part 2, Pussy Club in Wuppertal (look in Party Treff section)

    I arrived at about 2pm and noted that the club was reasonably buzzing with activity. I saw one of my favourites, Kim from Lithuania. I found out that Leila was not there, as she was ill. Shame.

    After showering I settled in, waiting for Kim to become available. Against my plan, I allowed myself to be seduced by Naomi: tall, elegant, Nigerian, black, 23 and sexy. I wondered if, being Nigerian, all the stuff she told me was a load of porkies or not (I don’t mean to be racist, but everyone must know Nigeria’s reputation in the world). Whilst she fetched a key, I spoke to her friend Annabel, 25, also tall, elegant and sexy and who also promised a lot. Next thing I know, I’m inviting her along too.

    So the three of us go into the room right by the showers and they were pleasant, funny, nice, sexy and I had a good feeling. Then they both went off to have showers leaving me all alone, but they said the time would start when they returned. And everything went more or less according to plan. No complaints; I could almost recommend them. At one point a friend of their’s came into the room (another black girl) and said, “Oh, so you’re here, I’ve been looking for you.” So the new arrival came in and sat on the bed and had a chat whilst I was doing one doggy style with another behind me stroking my balls and rubbing her tits against my back. Good stuff!

    Later on I sessioned with my PHG favourite, Kim. As I have previously written, she is actually not that good-looking but she more than makes up for that in other departments. Whenever I have her, I always have a threesome and ask Kim for a recommendation. Today it was Kristina (I think, I’m not 100%) who’s also from Lithuania, who had a red streak in her hair and who is the elder sister of Dana who has previously worked at PHG (who has nice boobs and can really suck you).

    As ever, the session was excellent, but I must admit that Kristina was not as good as I thought she would be. I think she’s the first Lithuanian who I would not automatically recommend.

    After that I ran out of money, having spent €450 in one day and I spent the next few hours chilling out watching the other girls and wishing I had both the energy and the money.

    Kingwenslas
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  27. Smokey_3
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    Seems like you had found a better way to spend the 450 than I did.
    My 450 € was used to pay for a speeding ticket.
    Nevertheless I also had a great afternoon at PHG.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  28. John64
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    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    Seems like you had found a better way to spend the 450 than I did.

    My 450 € was used to pay for a speeding ticket.

    Nevertheless I also had a great afternoon at PHG.
    Did you get the speeding ticket in Germany?

    How did you do that?
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  29. Smokey_3
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    How did I do that?
    Simply put down my right foot in a 400 HP car, no problem!

    It happened in the Netherlands were police is very strict about speed limits.
    They charge about 10 euro per km over the limit.
    Payment on the spot and no credit card accepted.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  30. John64
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    Originally Posted by Smokey 3
    How did I do that?

    Simply put down my right foot in a 400 HP car, no problem!

    It happened in the Netherlands were police is very strict about speed limits.
    They charge about 10 euro per km over the limit.

    Payment on the spot and no credit card accepted.
    And if you speed more than 50km/h you lose your driverslicence.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply

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