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  1. Frogger
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    Thanks to Jet33 for setting the record straight on the Blue Marlin Bar. I was offered full service; however, the price was ridiculous. The woman wanted $75 for the room and, presumably, much more for the sex. I walked out.

    The price you quoted is about what one would expect from the Lucky 7.

    Frogger
    Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
  2. Jets33
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    Frogger,

    Wow, 75 dollars for the room thats crazy ,the room didnt have ac. It would be nice to have bars like that here in Tampa. I grew up in Puerto Rico and the Black Angus was the best. Women from South America, USA, the Carribean, Central America and Europe too, especially Spain. I am 6 feet and i still remember this working girl from Argentina she was like 5'11 wow. I was 19 yrs old. This woman could be a model and the black angus always have plenty of attractive women. The place was perfect. Never is going to be another Black Angus.

    Jets 33

    Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
  3. DonRicoh
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    Dear Board Members,

    Puerto Rico has prostitution, but you have to know people in the underground to know where the really good places are.

    I recently went to Golden Touch and it was bad, there were only black dominicanas there so I left. Went to Alternatives and a nasty looking blonde was there, she was full of spots on the skin, looked sick.

    Janira's is a MP in the same street as the PIP party headquarters, just go on until you have a street to your right closed by a fence, which looks directly onto the Las Americas Expressway. The entrance is the only adjacent to the PIP and the direction, would be to the right if you came from plaza towards Bayamon on Roosevelt ave.

    Park there and the house right across the street from that fence is Janiras, she requires an invitation, so say Sandy recomended you to her, Sandy is a redhead I met a Golden Touch a couple of years ago.

    Janira has at least 3 girls, a "morena", a white blonde, and a redhead. They provide safe sex for 100, Janira charges $40 as a fee. The place looks like a Hair Salon, but has a room in the back. Wish she had a bed, but there's only a massage table there.

    If you intend to go, avoid getting there between 1:30-3:00Pm this is the time these girls go pick their sons from school.

    The House number is 1011, or 1110. Remember the fence in front of the house looks to the Expressway.

    I like these small operations better, they treat you like they know you and usually the girls are not pro's so the attention is more real and safe.

    On the topic of few postings, I believe that the problem is that most people who do the whoring go to private places and hide this from their wifes, so they dont want to use the post and leave a trail. The usual people who look for this action don't need to look further, because they have already found a nice spot and don't post it for fear of ruining a good thing.

    I know there is heavy whoring in Piñones, yet I have not yet seen it first hand, you just hear it on "No te duermas", or get the vibe once you're there. Still, I haven't found any great places in Puerto Rico.

    Nothing like the Blue Marlin in Costa Rica or The MP's. Still, it is cheaper local service, than to get an airplane ticket for a f*ck.
    Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
  4. Luv_Black_Pus
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    Hello all this is my first post but I've been visiting the site for quite a while. I read about the blue Marlin on this board and decided to check it out while I was in puerto rico. I went around 4 in the afternoon there 2 dominican girls there. One offered me full service for 60 plus 25 for the house. I had a nice time I wasn't rushed she was weet had a great body. Only complaint she wouldn't let me finger her or suck on her ttitties. Besides that it was fun.
    Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
  5. A_Fool
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    Went to the new Frenchie's in Santurce for the first time Saturday night. $10 cover. Few customers inside, dozen or so women. I recognized a face from old Frenchies, she's petite with long curly dark hair and when she does her stage show and goes o the chairs will really slam you hard. I went with her sister -- short fake blonde hair, very cute. $160 for the funky room with a couch + $10 tip to waiter. Complete service, very satisfied.

    Then went to Deja Vu. $10 cover. It was packed. Found a provider near the bar. She wanted $150, all I had was $110 so she agreed to that + my drink ticket. Went upstairs to the small bedroom (room better than the funky Frenchie's one, but girl not as hot). Complete service, satisified. While in the room I remember I had done her at the old Frenchies. Funny.
    Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
  6. BoricuaOnline
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    Be careful when soliciting from a newspaper ad. A few persons were arrested recently by that, some ads were posted by the police department.
    Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
  7. Frogger
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    Boricuaonline's report is disturbing on a couple of levels.

    For one, the police here are incompetent in the matter of arresting murderers but they are placing sex worker ads and doing stakeouts?

    Incredible.

    Who are these "supercops"?

    I have not had the pleasure of visiting San Juan and trying to get laid lately. I am broke and unemployed.

    Nonetheless, people tell me Papa Joes, in Ceiba, has a couple of willing strippers/*****s.

    You'd think they'd have left with the Navy pullout but this is not the case.

    I do not know what the world is coming to.
    Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
  8. Sam69
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    Was in San Juan on business this weekend. Irate customer who wanted the requisite “pound of flesh”. Guess it came straight from my rear end.

    Stayed at the Wyndham Condado and got a deluxe ocean view room. Excellent choice. Unlike other hotels where you have a beach in front, the Wyndham is right on the rocky coastline. Sounds of pounding surf all night and beautiful sunsets.

    Sunday Night 10:00pm:
    Researching this section of the forum, I picked up the San Juan Star and called one of the numbers listed. Claimed to have “Penthouse mode quality” girls. Yeah sure! Wonder which Penthouse they are talking about.

    Freddy on the phone was very helpful. Called back in 5 minutes to say “Alejandra” will be there in half an hour. $150 per hour for FS. Ordered a couple of beers from room service and decided to kill time by watching some baseball.

    Alejandra was on time. Halle fuckin luah. In Puerto Rico that is truly amazing. And she was good looking too. 5 ft tall, cute face and a slim body. And she was quite fair, which is not what I expected. After paying her the donation and putting on some Bob Marley tunes on the laptop I took her out on the balcony and the gorgeous view of the ocean.

    Pounding surf has a KY effect on the ladies. Soon Alejandra was down to her bra and panties and I was in my birthday suit. Standing in the balcony and admiring the view, she started giving Wee Willie the requisite stroking. It felt really good. Warm weather, ocean breeze, crashing waves and a babe stroking Willie. Decided that this was a religious moment and made a mental note to thank the man above.

    Retreated to the bedroom and Alejandra got rid of the last few pieces of clothing on her. Great body. Small but perky tits and a clean shaven pussy. Laid down like a beached whale on the bed and let the expert take over. A CBJ was in order. Somehow it’s a little difficult to get a BBBJ in San Juan. Following a 5 minute CBJ, I decide to let her get on top. Now I am not big, but this girl was having a difficult time getting Wee Willie in the garage. I switched position to Doggy and still no progress. Moved to missionary, which I typically keep for the “happy ending” phase of copulation. Wooah. She was bright red in the snatch area. That freaked me out. She said something about she has been working a lot that day and is sore. That’s the reason for the bright red snatch.

    Hey, I wasn’t very happy about that and Willie had totally collapsed into a small bud. I decided to throw her out. However, Alejandra persisted in convincing me (with pussy open for inspection) that she wasn’t diseased but just very sore. OK fair enough. She had me take off the condom and proceeded to deliver a great hand-job. It took Willie some time to get out of mourning and soon was at full mast and splattered all over her tits. She gave me her phone number on the way out. I decided that that was the last time I see Alejandra.

    Monday Night 10:00pm
    Finished the day of meetings missing a few pounds. Managed to calm the customer down. However, he took a big bite out of my arse. After dinner and a few drinks I decided its mongering time. Called Freddy again and complained about Alejandra. He gave me different song and dance, saying Alejandra really enjoyed her time with me and was ready to come out again. NFW.

    He then suggested Diana. Again, at precisely half an hour later Diana was at the door. Now, she looked even prettier than Alejandra. Brown skinned, nice sized tits, 5ft 5” with heels and tight top and jeans accentuating the assets at the right places. Took her out on the balcony and just as expected the ocean had the KY Jelly effect on her. She even got out her cell phone and took pictures.

    Moved to the bedroom and Diana got out of her clothes. Gorgeous body. Nice firm tits, smooth skin, shaved pussy and a great Puerto Rican booty. Guys, there’s something in the rice and beans here. PR girls have some of the best booty on earth. Made a mental note that the happy ending will be a doggie tonight.

    Diana started with a long CBJ. It’s been my experience that it’s difficult to get BBBJ in PR. The girls here are extremely health conscious. On one occasion a lady took out latex gloves to do a HJ. I nearly freaked out. Lets get this clear. I am here to fuck – not go thru a proctology exam. Maybe if I were to see the girl the 2nd or 3rd time I would be able to convince her to deliver a BBBJ. But so far in my several visits to San Juan over the last 2 years, I have not been able to get one. No complaints. A good BJ, C or BB is always a good BJ.

    The CBJ lasted a long time and Diana was really getting into the thickness of Wee Willie. She was actually making shlurping sounds. And her lithe body on fours, mouth on the knob while I pawed the “booty” still gives me a hard on. I had to slow her down or I was going to explode without having enjoyed that booty. Didn’t allow digits; but I didn’t complain. Soon she moved to cowgirl and really got into it. I was holding on to her hips to control the motion. She grabbed my hands and put them squarely on her tits. I love that attitude. With my palms squarely pasted on those melons she continued the cowgirl grind for a while. A part of me detached from the action to step aside and admire Captain Sam in action.

    Switched to doggy. Yesssirreee! I just pounded her. And she pushed back - all in perfect rhythm. Soon she put her shoulder down and raised the booty up to feel all of Willie in the garage. Man this was great. I held on to that exquisite booty and hung on for the ride. An occasional thwack on the rump made her squeal in delight. Folks, hate to say, but Wee Willie exploded and I saw dancing stars and colors on acid. Diana didn’t let go of Willie. She put her hands back, grabbed my butt and kept me in her while she did the squeeze and grind. I suspect she wanted to come.

    Once released, she stretched out on the bed in all her glory with a great smile on her face. I reached for the oxygen mask. Actually beer – and took a large gulp.

    I gave her a generous tip after that and she left with pecks and kisses at the door. Definitely a repeat the next time I am in PR. I have the number of this agency run by “Freddie”. You can PM me if you are planning to visit PR. Diana is a great find in San Juan. And she doesn’t need you to learn Spanish to communicate; her English is quite good.

    Later that night I made some money at the Casino and fell for the ***** at the bar. She took care of all the winnings ($200) and delivered a rather mediocre performance. Don’t fall for the *****s at the Casino bar. They are a different breed of parasites.

    Finished my mongering at 4:00 am, got up at 6:00 am, got onto the 9:00 am flight to Boston and slipped into a 4-hour coma. And Boston was a cold, wet 55 degrees.

    In summary, PR is not a mongering scene like the Dominican Republic or Costa Rica. You wont see mongering ads in the Yellow Pages, or the regular channels available at other destinations. And I do not like the bar scene here, such as Frenchies et al. IMHO the San Juan Star Personal Classifieds is the best route.

    Attached is picture of the ocean from my room at the Wyndham Condado. Had a lubricating effect on the ladies.

    Cheers and happy mongering

    Sam69
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    • A_Fool
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      Tried to go to Pure Moods on Saturday. I had never gone before and had to find it. It's in Condado on Ashford Ave between Walgreens and Divas (same side of the strret as both). It was about 6:30pm, I rang the bell. Wait. Nothing. I rang again. Wait. The guy that works at the cigar shop near there steps out and is just looking at me. Well nothing was happening, so I just moved on. Either no one was there or they were busy.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Binary
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      Hello,

      I am going to be in Condado in a couple of weeks, and wonder if anyone can recommend a good strip club to visit near Condado. I appeciate any information you have.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Reality
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      Yeah Pure Moods has that problem there are only 3 girls on at a time, plus they tend to work allot and tend to fall asleep sometimes, so they get lazy. Not to mention the lookey loos. I recomend going around 8pm theyre reving up for the night and are more active but even then dont get discouraged if your waiting outside for 15 minutes just keep ringing the bell.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • A_Fool
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      Read Reality's post in the PR General (as opposed to San Juan) section -- it mirrors my own experiences.

      I'll add something, but it takes a lot of time to foster. I made a friend of a Puerto Rican dancer in Diva's. It took a many VIPs over time. Eventually I started hinting at seeing her outside the club. Well I thought I got a hit on the first try, but we just hung out at the bar/club with the blacked out windows that's right next to Diva's after she got off work at closing. Well it was a nice date, but nothing more than that happened. I tried again later and one night she was being stalked by an ex-girlfriend (see lives with a current girlfriend and her two kids). The ex kept paying for VIP dances from her. I was too, and she was complianing about her ex. Well that's the night she wanted an escort out of th place, but not to be seen by the bouncer. And that night I did get FS. She wanted $$$ as a propina, woa! Anyway after that we had a routine and sometimes it was gratis. Also she would know who else in the club would give extras outside too, and set things up for me. That was the best part. They were all locals and they were all very very very afraid of Divas's management finding out. Most said they would not have done anything extra with a Divas patron without the referal. From her, she said about 1 out of 10 there would do extras.

      Alas, she retired from Diva's and now sells insurance. That was a loss, because turn over, none of the girls that I knew that did FS are there anymore. I did find one of them at a strip club in Queens, NY by accident. I am trying to foster a new one at Divas, but I have not succeeded again.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Reality
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      Binary,

      There are strip clubs in Condado but i dont recomend them they are far to expensive and i doubt youll get a good show. If you take a cab to santurce (just 10 minute ride) you can go to Frenchies or Desavu. There you have the option of sex, plus the drinks are cheeper and the girls are more down to earth and cheerfull. A cab ride shouldnt be more than 10 to 15 dollars.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Reality
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      Since my post seemed very popular i decided to post it again in the San Juan thread and throw in some more information i forgot. Enjoy........

      Hey guys I run a car service in Puerto Rico and I figured I might as well give you all the scoop on where the action is, this is the same info I give or show (if they hire me) to my clients when they ask me about the action down here.

      Now I have heard many people complain that there is no action in Puerto Rico. This is partually true. The golden age of meeting lovely working girls at an economical price is long gone and all that remains of the famous 100 year old brothel Black Angus is just an empty lot. You can thank members of the goverment who are actually silent partners on the more expensive strip clubs in the Condado area (Divas specifically) who stired up a conservative crack down on the sex industry in Puerto Rico after allot of raids and intimidation all that was left after the dust cleared were only a few choice clubs that were filled with paranoid owners.

      But now that we have had a few years to calm down I am happy to report that there are more aternatives to most travelers looking for a alternative to outragouse prices. Allthough it doesnt come close to the heyday of cheap girls at least you wont put a serious hole in your pocket.

      One thing I must tell you is DO NOT trust taxi drivers when they say they have the perfect strip club for you. Most clubs pay taxi drivers a fee per person they bring to the club. This ranges from 5 to 25 dollars a taxi driver gets per person they deliver to the club. Saint Tropez and Divaz pay the most to the taxi drivers and for good reason because these are the most over priced strip clubs you could ever got to. Also the strip clubs open at 9pm to 5am plus the massage parlors have different hours I'll post those on this report. Usually all the best action happens at night.

      Saint Tropez at one time used to be the premire club, the best of the best but due to strong arm from the police they have gone down in cuality. A cover charge of 10 dollars. Drinks ranging from 5 to 15 dollars. Lap Dances (WITH CLOTHES ON) will set you back 40 dollars. These take place on the sofa of the clubs so any privacy will cost you more with it being topless will set you back 90 dollars and with an optinal champange anything goes room setting you back a whoaping 200 dollars which will you frustrated and unfufilled. The girls are not what they used to be either most of them range from a 6 to a 8 but there are at least a couple of 9 walking around. So unless your the type of person who wants to blow some serious cash avoid this club.

      The same can be said for Divas. Even though the quality of women is nearing the elusive 10 everyone has the prices are also fairly ridiculous. 10 standard cover charge with drinks ranging from 5 to 12 dollars. The girls are all model like caliber and give very good preformances which brings us to the other negative Divas has. The bouncers. Most of the bouncers date the strippers or have some kind of weird Big Brother type of mindset. If at any time your hand even comes near a stripper preforming you will feel the preseance of a large gorilla behind you. They also tend to profile focusing on latinos and black custemors so you will have an eye on you as in their eyes you are a potential trouble maker. Girls range from Puertorican, Asian, Dominican, American, ect.

      Cheetas is the third club in the San Juan/ Condado Area and like the previous is just as bad. The girls also range from 8 to 10 in quality but unlike in Divas and Saint Tropez where they are friendly these tend to be spoiled and clever. a lap dance they say will cost you 30 dollars is really the oldest scam in the book, they will prociede to dance a few feet away from you and then they charge you another 30 dollars to get to touch you and vice versa. And during all this there is sequirity in the corner watching you with a flashlight in your face. Drinks are also as expensive in Divas and Saint Tropez.

      For those of you looking to avoid burning your wallet there are a few alternatives in the strip club scene.

      Frenchies is the premire club for locals. Its cheap, safe, and most importantly relatively economical. There are two Frenchies Club the orginal is located in the Hato Rey area of San Juan (also known as the business district) and the other in Santurce. Original is very quaint but a little small. Its very old and it looks it, so don't be scared if it seems to be sleazy that all goes away as you see the girls. The quality tends to fluxuate from 5 to 10, better looking girls tend to show up at midnight. Drinks range from 3 dollars to 8 dollars. Cover Charge of 10 dollars will get you a free drink. Same can be said about the Frenchies located in the Santurce area only that this one is newer and a little bit more flashier. its also spacious. Frenchies is the place to get laid. The standard fee is 160 dollars for one hour. Sex and the standard blow job with a condom, and rarely will a girl kiss you on the lips. But comapred to other clubs that prices range from 200 dollars and up Frenchies is the way to go. The shows also get a little wild with really talented girls. Most of the girls are Puertorican or Dominican.

      Desavu is the same are Frenchies just a few blocks up the road from Frenchies 2.

      Cab fare is fairly cheap except if your staying at the Hyatt Dorado in which the cheapest car fare will cost you 60 each way. I always recomend to my clients who are looking for an economic transfer to just pay 60 dollars going and if your lucky you can talk a taxi down to 40 dollars coming back. But don't despair because the most economical strip club is right next door.

      Mangus is located in the entrance of Dorado, its very low key. Tourist taking a taxi there (30 dollars each way from Dorado Hotels) will only pay 10 dollar cover charge, if you bring your own transpertation the charge will go up 12 dollars. This includes a free drink which range from 2 dollars to 6. Lap dances are only 20 dollars at a lenght per song. Girls range from 6 to 10. they even have a VIP champange room but I don't recomend it because like the song says theres no sex in the champange room (youll get jacked off though). The shows are great and security is not uptight.

      Strip clubs are not the only thing Puerto Rico has to offer for adult entertaiment. There are dozens of massage parlors in the San Juan area the best two are Pure Moods and Alternative Masage.

      Alternative Massage is probably the best massage parlor in the metropolitan area. its on the Isla Verde strip next to a pizzeria and Bamboo Lounge. The deal is you pay for a massage 40 dollars cash, 45 with credit card. Then you choose your girl (ranging from 7 to 10 American, Puertorican or Dominican) in which you get a very good massage then you are asked if you require "other services" a hand job will cost you around 40 dollars, blow job with a condom 60 and sex 100 dollars. Hours range from 3pm to 11: 00pm (yeah I know) I recomend passing by around 7 or 8 but thats just me.

      Pure Moods is located in Condado and has the same prices as Alternative but its mostly Dominican with some puertorican girls and sometimes American. 7am to 3am. The only problem with Pure Moods is that its located right on the principal street, so if you want to be discreet you have a problem. Not to mention the girls usually take naps on the sofa and since their are only 3 girls on at a time you could be waiting out in the street for a little while.

      And finally if your looking for ordering in a girl. The best way of doing that is buying The San Juan Star Newspaper (only paper in Puerto Rico in english) and turning to the Personal section. There you will find a listing of everything your looking for. Prices range depends on if your speaking to the individual in question or the one in charge. Sometimes you can negociate.

      As for places i would avoid. First i would avoid the local Street Walker scene. Most are transvestites or heroin addicts. Who look like rejects from "thriller" if you want to experiment with the same sex i recomend looking in the personals of the san juan star, at least your have safety. I have to repeat this street walkers in Puerto Rico are like playing rusian roullette with 3 bullets in the chamber. Second i do not recomend Hot Zone, DO NOT go there. Its located in a bad area and it will be astronomical if you find something over 5 there. Most are very ugly prostitues. I only went there once and witnessed two girls fight because one of the girls (which was odly a 7) had left puss on the sofa due to an infected vagina. Needless to say i did not finish my drink. As for Blue Marlin i have heard similar stories so i have never visted but i trust my sources.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Happy_Mouse
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      Thank you for the great information

      Thank you for the good info! I am a Puerto Rican living in Rhode Island; the next time I travel to PR I 'll follow your advice. Keep up the good work.

      Hasta pronto from: Happy Mouse

      Originally Posted by Reality
      Since my post seemed very popular i decided to post it again in the San Juan thread and throw in some more information i forgot. Enjoy........

      Hey guys I run a car service in Puerto Rico and I figured I might as well give you all the scoop on where the action is, this is the same info I give or show (if they hire me) to my clients when they ask me about the action down here.

      Now I have heard many people complain that there is no action in Puerto Rico. This is partually true. The golden age of meeting lovely working girls at an economical price is long gone and all that remains of the famous 100 year old brothel Black Angus is just an empty lot. You can thank members of the goverment who are actually silent partners on the more expensive strip clubs in the Condado area (Divas specifically) who stired up a conservative crack down on the sex industry in Puerto Rico after allot of raids and intimidation all that was left after the dust cleared were only a few choice clubs that were filled with paranoid owners.

      But now that we have had a few years to calm down I am happy to report that there are more aternatives to most travelers looking for a alternative to outragouse prices. Allthough it doesnt come close to the heyday of cheap girls at least you wont put a serious hole in your pocket.

      One thing I must tell you is DO NOT trust taxi drivers when they say they have the perfect strip club for you. Most clubs pay taxi drivers a fee per person they bring to the club. This ranges from 5 to 25 dollars a taxi driver gets per person they deliver to the club. Saint Tropez and Divaz pay the most to the taxi drivers and for good reason because these are the most over priced strip clubs you could ever got to. Also the strip clubs open at 9pm to 5am plus the massage parlors have different hours I'll post those on this report. Usually all the best action happens at night.

      Saint Tropez at one time used to be the premire club, the best of the best but due to strong arm from the police they have gone down in cuality. A cover charge of 10 dollars. Drinks ranging from 5 to 15 dollars. Lap Dances (WITH CLOTHES ON) will set you back 40 dollars. These take place on the sofa of the clubs so any privacy will cost you more with it being topless will set you back 90 dollars and with an optinal champange anything goes room setting you back a whoaping 200 dollars which will you frustrated and unfufilled. The girls are not what they used to be either most of them range from a 6 to a 8 but there are at least a couple of 9 walking around. So unless your the type of person who wants to blow some serious cash avoid this club.

      The same can be said for Divas. Even though the quality of women is nearing the elusive 10 everyone has the prices are also fairly ridiculous. 10 standard cover charge with drinks ranging from 5 to 12 dollars. The girls are all model like caliber and give very good preformances which brings us to the other negative Divas has. The bouncers. Most of the bouncers date the strippers or have some kind of weird Big Brother type of mindset. If at any time your hand even comes near a stripper preforming you will feel the preseance of a large gorilla behind you. They also tend to profile focusing on latinos and black custemors so you will have an eye on you as in their eyes you are a potential trouble maker. Girls range from Puertorican, Asian, Dominican, American, ect.

      Cheetas is the third club in the San Juan/ Condado Area and like the previous is just as bad. The girls also range from 8 to 10 in quality but unlike in Divas and Saint Tropez where they are friendly these tend to be spoiled and clever. a lap dance they say will cost you 30 dollars is really the oldest scam in the book, they will prociede to dance a few feet away from you and then they charge you another 30 dollars to get to touch you and vice versa. And during all this there is sequirity in the corner watching you with a flashlight in your face. Drinks are also as expensive in Divas and Saint Tropez.

      For those of you looking to avoid burning your wallet there are a few alternatives in the strip club scene.

      Frenchies is the premire club for locals. Its cheap, safe, and most importantly relatively economical. There are two Frenchies Club the orginal is located in the Hato Rey area of San Juan (also known as the business district) and the other in Santurce. Original is very quaint but a little small. Its very old and it looks it, so don't be scared if it seems to be sleazy that all goes away as you see the girls. The quality tends to fluxuate from 5 to 10, better looking girls tend to show up at midnight. Drinks range from 3 dollars to 8 dollars. Cover Charge of 10 dollars will get you a free drink. Same can be said about the Frenchies located in the Santurce area only that this one is newer and a little bit more flashier. its also spacious. Frenchies is the place to get laid. The standard fee is 160 dollars for one hour. Sex and the standard blow job with a condom, and rarely will a girl kiss you on the lips. But comapred to other clubs that prices range from 200 dollars and up Frenchies is the way to go. The shows also get a little wild with really talented girls. Most of the girls are Puertorican or Dominican.

      Desavu is the same are Frenchies just a few blocks up the road from Frenchies 2.

      Cab fare is fairly cheap except if your staying at the Hyatt Dorado in which the cheapest car fare will cost you 60 each way. I always recomend to my clients who are looking for an economic transfer to just pay 60 dollars going and if your lucky you can talk a taxi down to 40 dollars coming back. But don't despair because the most economical strip club is right next door.

      Mangus is located in the entrance of Dorado, its very low key. Tourist taking a taxi there (30 dollars each way from Dorado Hotels) will only pay 10 dollar cover charge, if you bring your own transpertation the charge will go up 12 dollars. This includes a free drink which range from 2 dollars to 6. Lap dances are only 20 dollars at a lenght per song. Girls range from 6 to 10. they even have a VIP champange room but I don't recomend it because like the song says theres no sex in the champange room (youll get jacked off though). The shows are great and security is not uptight.

      Strip clubs are not the only thing Puerto Rico has to offer for adult entertaiment. There are dozens of massage parlors in the San Juan area the best two are Pure Moods and Alternative Masage.

      Alternative Massage is probably the best massage parlor in the metropolitan area. its on the Isla Verde strip next to a pizzeria and Bamboo Lounge. The deal is you pay for a massage 40 dollars cash, 45 with credit card. Then you choose your girl (ranging from 7 to 10 American, Puertorican or Dominican) in which you get a very good massage then you are asked if you require "other services" a hand job will cost you around 40 dollars, blow job with a condom 60 and sex 100 dollars. Hours range from 3pm to 11: 00pm (yeah I know) I recomend passing by around 7 or 8 but thats just me.

      Pure Moods is located in Condado and has the same prices as Alternative but its mostly Dominican with some puertorican girls and sometimes American. 7am to 3am. The only problem with Pure Moods is that its located right on the principal street, so if you want to be discreet you have a problem. Not to mention the girls usually take naps on the sofa and since their are only 3 girls on at a time you could be waiting out in the street for a little while.

      And finally if your looking for ordering in a girl. The best way of doing that is buying The San Juan Star Newspaper (only paper in Puerto Rico in english) and turning to the Personal section. There you will find a listing of everything your looking for. Prices range depends on if your speaking to the individual in question or the one in charge. Sometimes you can negociate.

      As for places i would avoid. First i would avoid the local Street Walker scene. Most are transvestites or heroin addicts. Who look like rejects from "thriller" if you want to experiment with the same sex i recomend looking in the personals of the san juan star, at least your have safety. I have to repeat this street walkers in Puerto Rico are like playing rusian roullette with 3 bullets in the chamber. Second i do not recomend Hot Zone, DO NOT go there. Its located in a bad area and it will be astronomical if you find something over 5 there. Most are very ugly prostitues. I only went there once and witnessed two girls fight because one of the girls (which was odly a 7) had left puss on the sofa due to an infected vagina. Needless to say i did not finish my drink. As for Blue Marlin i have heard similar stories so i have never visted but i trust my sources.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Chris_H
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      To bad for San Juan

      It is really sad what has happen to San Juan. I have not been there for about 6 or 7 years, and it was so fun going to the strip clubs there. You was going to get laid for a great price with no problems. I remember on of the clubs, I can't remember the name but as soon as you walk in, the hoes was grabbing your dick just like in TJ.

      Thanks for the info Reality, but when I come to san Juan next year, I guess I will have to skip trying to get laid while my cruise ship is there.


      Chris H
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Reality
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      Originally Posted by Chris H
      It is really sad what has happen to San Juan. I have not been there for about 6 or 7 years, and it was so fun going to the strip clubs there. You was going to get laid for a great price with no problems. I remember on of the clubs, I can't remember the name but as soon as you walk in, the hoes was grabbing your dick just like in TJ.

      Thanks for the info Reality, but when I come to san Juan next year, I guess I will have to skip trying to get laid while my cruise ship is there.

      Chris H
      Not really you could go to Pure Moods located in Condado just up the block from Divas, they're open from 7am till 3am or you could go to Alternative Massage in Isla Verde which is located right next to the Bamboo and the Pizzeria but i dont know what time they open but imagine early since i have heard some girls work from 3pm till 8pm before the next shift arrives. Both places will charge you 140 dollars to fuck.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • A_Fool
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      I forgot to post why I attemped to go to Pure Moods (for the 1st time) a few weeks back. I am avoiding Frenchy's in Santurce for a while since the murder in front of the club. To paraphrase the October 11th edition of the newspaper "Primera Hora" at http://archivo.primerahora.com/abstr...1B8DF58B521197

      Tthe body of a 30 year old, early in the morning, was in the alley just in front of the bar Frenchy's Le Club in Santurce...

      Most likely drug related, but becareful out there.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Joelito
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      El Diplomatico

      Does anyone knows about a place called El Diplomatico?

      I saw the sign in Puerto Nuevo near Frenchies but I need to know if anyone has been there and has any Idea about pricing and stuff.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Reality
      Inactive

      Originally Posted by A Fool
      I forgot to post why I attemped to go to Pure Moods (for the 1st time) a few weeks back. I am avoiding Frenchy's in Santurce for a while since the murder in front of the club. To paraphrase the October 11th edition of the newspaper "Primera Hora" at http://archivo.primerahora.com/abstr...1B8DF58B521197

      Tthe body of a 30 year old, early in the morning, was in the alley just in front of the bar Frenchy's Le Club in Santurce...

      Most likely drug related, but becareful out there.
      This is why i must warn all of you to avoid Blue Marlin, its located in the center of crime related activity, if you want any kind of drug or a bullet in your body by all mean go to Blue Marlin. Santurce is only 3 blocks away so crime tends to cross paths with that location on occacion luckely they have very good security, my recomendation is that hide all valubules in your car if you wish to drive there and try to not go alone, or if you do try to stay close with security, the bouncers are very nice and they will look out for you but DO NOT go wandering around that neighboorhood.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Piloto
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      Is there any monger in PR that would like to meet up to travel to DR (Sosua, Santo domingo), Lima, Costa Rica, etc for chica hunting? Sometimes I travel by myself, sometimes with other mongers. If anyone wants to join, let me know. Next weekend, Im going to Sosua.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Yellow_Fever
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      crime

      Are these high crime areas known as "La Perle" and is there a place in the harbor area known as the Black Angus still in business? Was there back in the late 80's.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Piloto
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      Yellow Fever,

      "La Perla" still exists and unfortunately the Black Angus along with all the businesses nearby were closed by the government in the mid 90s. Now we have several massage places and couple of other places but the golden era of the Black Angus is long gone.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Mean_Mike
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      Originally Posted by Reality
      ...if you want any kind of drug or a bullet in your body by all mean go to Blue Marlin....Santurce is only 3 blocks away...DO NOT go wandering around that neighboorhood.
      Guys if you don't speak spanish this may be good advice but if you are even conversational take this guy with a grain of salt. He is a bit paranoid. I am an American who is bastante fluente en espanol, I LIVED three blocks south of Frenchies and 2 blocks from Blue Marlin. I spent plenty of time there, the girls are a bit agressive but they wont rob you there...but DONT be stupid and take extra cash down there...my advice is to get to know the people a bit and go during the daytime at least to shop around...dont just show up at night and wander and yeah PR has little regard for the life of the poor but Americans dont die down there. The police are constantly patrolling those areas and they dont stop unless there is violence going on. FS can usually be had down there for tops $60+25 for the room and there are other places than the Blue Marlin. For instance, right up the street a little lady runs a nice little bar that any local can get you into where you pay by the dance (buying tragos) to go in a back room and negotiate anything. Beware, Ive never seen better than and 8 and mostly 5-6's but cheap and fun. Honestly the best bang for your buck IS in Santurce. Mostly Dominicans. But as usual the snake is more scared of you than you are of it. So polish your Spanish and go there during the day and you will have fun.
      Posted 10 years ago | #Reply
    • Poon_Hunter_#2
      Inactive

      Originally Posted by Joelito
      Does anyone knows about a place called El Diplomatico?

      I saw the sign in Puerto Nuevo near Frenchies but I need to know if anyone has been there and has any Idea about pricing and stuff.
      I have been there before. It is nothing special, actually it is a hole in the wall but it is really sleazy so for me that makes it all the better. Three years ago, a dancer gave me her number and we met outside the club, did not cost me a thing. I went there this past May and saw extras could be had.

      If you drive just park out in front and give the guys outside $2.00 to watch your car, no one give me any problems, but I speak the language and have family there so YMMV.
      Posted 9 years ago | #Reply
    • DonRicoh
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      Great Massage and Oral Finally at New Place

      It has been a year and a half since I have done any mongering in Puerto Rico, I was sure it was better to save my money and travel to Costa Rica or Brazil. But Today I went back to the Golden Gym (previously shunned by me) and was referred to the place next door, its called Hall of Fame and they have real cuties there.

      Well I go in say hi and get with the introductions most girls were occupied (it was payday 15th) at least 6 by my count. The only girl available was the cashier called Keishla.

      I began by explaining to her my last experience in the adjacent business were I was rushed even after paying extra. I was ready to pay for 2 hours but she was very convincing that she would not rush me and treat me good.

      I settled for one hour massage for $40 and she agreed. It was very casual she indicated there was extra lighting if required and we proceeded to one massage room.

      Once there, she began a talcum massage prompted by me asking about the smell of the lotion, last time I was almost found out by the smell. She then inquired about what I wanted, well I explained I wanted an oral that was paced and slow.

      Well my fellow mongers that girl really delivered, even when it was a cbj I was in heaven, she found a nice confortable position on her side resting by my leg that was simply delightful. Her mouth played with my member for 45 minutes when she indicated I had 15 minutes left I took charge and began to carefully fuck her mouth, she simply licked and sucked while I pumped and kindly held her head in my hand so it would not rock, the visual effect and her moans made me explode for what it seemed to be 15 contractions inside her mouth, she didn't even flich and kept her mouth working on my gland achieving further releases of my precious juice. My whole body was trembling and my voice was broken.

      She removed the condom and cleaned me off with a lot of kindness, I asked her about a bathroom to wash myself off and I paid her $80 for the oral she indicated I may want to pay more during the time I was there but I said to her I would rather come by more frequently than pay more. Of course I said it with a lot of charm, and I requested her phone #. She was quick to give it to me in a card from the massage parlor.

      As I was about to leave I was greeted by 3 gorgeus women at the entrance , some of the ones that were previously occupied. One was a tall blond Puertorrican, she even looked like Tara Reid, the other was a pettite redhead that looked like the girl nextdoor, great mouth. So guys, make your way to this oasis on the dessert and be moderate with your money, don't spend a lot of money.

      My costs were: $40 massage, $80 for Great oral, $1 for car protection to the security guard. Total $121

      This prices beat all other massage parlors in the Isla verde Area and the quality is a lot better.

      Im planning another visit but with the blond. Please keep her working until I get back....hehehe.....:-)
      Posted 9 years ago | #Reply
    • Mean_Mike
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      $121 for oral?

      Not trying to talk s**t man, but I dont think $121 for oral is that great of a deal considering you could head down to Santurce and get oral and a dance in a club for about $10-20. Granted, she's gonna be Dominican, and if she's a blonde then its bleach, but they're sweet girls and a lot of them really have skills. I just feel that most working girls in PR that are anywhere near hot and are actually from PR, are basically overpriced. I dont pay that kind of money for top notch providers in the states, so why would I pay that on an island where a/c is still a precious resource. PR is a great time and, as I feel some of my fellow mongers point out on the PR and other LA boards is that in a LA country the best things in life are often free. But if I pay I'll stick to the deals in PR, and believe me if you hang out you will find them and great friends. As for the strip clubs in PR and the escorts in PR are way overpriced money-machines who are basically government supported tourist traps where you get very little for at least $100-200 and maybe more. Be careful because as far as Im concerned this scene is a bit overpriced on the surface.
      Posted 9 years ago | #Reply
    • DonRicoh
      Inactive

      Yes, pricy but safe.

      Mike,

      Keep in mind most of the mongering hotspots are in very dangeous places like Santurce. I am more interested in having a nice quiet time than spending $70 on a crack***** on a rundown flea infested bed.

      I try not to get sick and that's why I get covered orals, imagine if I got crabs and brought them back to my house, I'll get in some serious problems then.

      This area I am talking about is the "mila de oro" or bank center of the island, there is very good police surveillance and protection and is extremely safe.

      I am soon going to visit some of the places in Santurce, please give me a list of the places you prefer. I don't know the area so directions will be welcome.

      In the meantime I will post on Barbosa Street:

      It was 11:45 PM And there were about 5 streetwalkers mainly standing in front of bars in the area. I saw nothing good except 1 carrying a small bookbag, who does she think she's kidding?

      Well most were crack*****s and sicklooking women, the area is really dark and dangerous.

      I still want to go to one of the places these girls go at the end of the night, in my experience one can get the best prices at this time. I heard local *****s go to the Spot Bar and Dannis, but Im not sure please correct me if I'm wrong.

      Sincerely Don Ricoh
      Posted 9 years ago | #Reply
    • Mean_Mike
      Inactive

      Originally Posted by DonRicoh
      I am soon going to visit some of the places in Santurce, please give me a list of the places you prefer. I don't know the area so directions will be welcome.
      If you really want to monger you might want to do so in a rented car. When I got a car was when I really realized how much mongering can be done around the streets of Santurce. I even got taken to an apartment complex right off of Ponce by the Supermercado which houses nothing BUT working girls. I will assume that you speak spanish and know the culture some so first let me reiterate that I feel you can go to BM and have a good time. They WILL authorize cash in there so its not like you have to take a bunch of cheese down. Yeah the girls are aggressive but they wont hurt you in reality. I mean, once I got this hot ass Argentinian blonde to CBJ me for like 45 min up there for .20. And sometimes the girls will leave with you. I simply disagree with you that Santurce is not safe for a Gringo. I assume thats what you are. Also you could go to this bar one major street south of Ponce (sorry cant remember the name) but its on the corner a couple of blocks west of Frenchies. Some really hot girls work there, it gets rowdy bit everyone's cool and Ive met working girls there too.
      Posted 9 years ago | #Reply
    • Jets33
      Inactive

      20$ for a cbj at the Blue Marlin for 45 min?
      Posted 9 years ago | #Reply

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