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  1. OldAsiaHand
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    Thanks

    Originally Posted by Goyave
    Fslag338, I can confirm that your post was delayed and that it was not yet displayed here yesterday at 4:30pm (Thailand time, GMT+7). I sent a PM to OldAsiaHand at that time after he had posted his remark about the lack of replies here, and at that time, there were indeed none to be seen in this thread.

    I've already noticed that it does not happen only to newbies, and that certain senior members' posts are also delayed in this board. It seems that it is the case for yours.
    Gojave,

    Thanks for your support. Normally, only Regular Member posts are supposed to be delayed unless the moderator is holding it up for some reason. We may want to ask Hunter why this particular post was delayed.

    I am on my way out tomorrow but I have managed to sneak away everyday. Unfortunately, during afternoons there are not many doable girls in the bars, but the massage joints are still an option. Third massage place from the end of the soi even offers FS and the girls are not half bad there. There is a small bar out in front.

    The best ST room goes to the last bar before you hit the circle. A/C and clean sheets and towels. I can't remember the name but there is a short staircase in the front. For you back door lovers out there, the girl I did last night took it everywhere.

    OAH
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  2. Goyave
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    Originally Posted by OldAsiaHand
    ... Normally, only Regular Member posts are supposed to be delayed unless the moderator is holding it up for some reason...
    I know at least 3 other cityxguide.com senior members whose posts are (apparently) always delayed. One of those cityxguide.com senior members has posted only one real field report so far (his other "contributions" usually don't exceed three short sentences and are often just sarcastic remarks), but the other two regularly submit real field reports, so, I fail to understand why their posts are delayed... As for Fslag338's recent post, it's also a mystery, at least for me!
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  3. Hillp44
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    Girl Friendly Hotels Near the Beach

    Can anybody recommend any girl friendly hotels near the beach?
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  4. Fslag338
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    Originally Posted by Hillp44
    Can anybody recommend any girl friendly hotels near the beach?
    RTFF. Loads of info
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  5. Fslag338
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    OAH, Goyave, never mind. At least OAH got what he was looking for.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  6. Fslag338
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    Bar closing times

    This is NOT valid in Patong:

    There are problems with bar closing times on Phuket. Outside of Patong most places have to close at 2 a. M. Or even 1.

    For an "island" thriving on tourism. Who can believe that?

    So those of you who like to party until late. Go to Patong. There it is all open until 5 or 6.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  7. John_Euro
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    Originally Posted by Fslag338
    This is NOT valid in Patong:

    There are problems with bar closing times on Phuket. Outside of Patong most places have to close at 2 am

    So those of you who like to party until late. Go to Patong. There it is all open until 5 or 6.
    Since last two nights there are disco parties on Patong beach with very loud music till 05. 00 am, rules on the island are not the same for everybody I guess.

    It's all at matter of sponsering the right guys.

    John Euro
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  8. GreenBud
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    WARNING: Rip-off Bars in Patong

    A few years ago, I observed 1 "ping pong" style go-go bar on Bangla road. It had about 20 touts on the street; that itself should have warned you. I went inside to get a beer. They laid the menu on the table. Luckily I looked at the menu; they would have charged you some ridiculous amount for the first beer; it was then more reasonable for the second beer. Of course I left.

    Now there are a few more "ping pong" style go-go bars. Those touts on Bangla road are irritating.

    Last night I decided to get a beer at Roxy go-go. The door guy had a menu. He showed me one side which had pictures of the girls. I tried to turn it around to look at the prices; he tried not to show it; I insisted to look at the prices. It was 800 baht for a beer!

    I said "what! 800 for a beer"

    He then said,"no, no, discount for you. 500 baht"

    I thought to myself,"you're still a rip-off mother fucker"

    Of course I left.

    You might have no recourse with the tourist police. I was told by an ex-pat that by Thai law, the business establishment has to have its prices posted. I believe this is how these rip-off bars get away with this scam. They lay the menu on the table and hope you don't look at the prices.

    Lesson of this story is always look at the menu prices if you go to these "ping pong" style go-go bars.

    800 baht ($26) is actually normal prices in California for a strip joint ($20 cover charge plus $8 coke) , but it's a rip-off in Thailand.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  9. John_Euro
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    Lolita's Phuket

    There are many massage places in Patong where you can just walk in, skip the massage and ask for only a BJ. For example in Soi kepsub but I had a few dad experiences there in the past.

    Discovered by accident a Lolita's in Bangla road, it's nicely hidden in the back of a open bar with pool tables. When I noticed the sign I thought lets have a look, My friend and I went inside for a drink. 5 pretty good looking girls hanging around, we had a bit of a chat and a drink and up for the works, nice cubicles in the back with a mattress and a chair, a towel and the box with cleaning stuff.

    Without any question the girl took all here clothes off and I discovered a nice body, asked if I wanted just a BJ or FS, she had a nice body and I could touch here without any problem. I opted for the sitting on the chair BJ only and she took the time for it with all usual noise. The damage is 700Thb and the money worth. FS will 1000 thb.

    If you walk from Rock hard 300m towards the beach, take Soi Seadragon towards Kee hotel, it's a open bar area covered with a large steel covering, it is the last bar on the left side, named Monica, look inside on the back wall is a yellow sign Lolita's, go upstairs and that is where the action is.

    John Euro
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  10. GreenBud
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    Lolita's Lounge

    Originally Posted by John Euro
    Discovered by accident a Lolita's in Bangla road, it's nicely hidden in the back of a open bar with pool tables. When I noticed the sign I thought lets have a look, My friend and I went inside for a drink. 5 pretty good looking girls hanging around, we had a bit of a chat and a drink and up for the works, nice cubicles in the back with a mattress and a chair, a towel and the box with cleaning stuff.

    Without any question the girl took all here clothes off and I discovered a nice body, asked if I wanted just a BJ or FS, she had a nice body and I could touch here without any problem. I opted for the sitting on the chair BJ only and she took the time for it with all usual noise. The damage is 700Thb and the money worth. FS will 1000 thb.

    If you walk from Rock hard 300m towards the beach, take Soi Seadragon towards Kee hotel, it's a open bar area covered with a large steel covering, it is the last bar on the left side, named Monica, look inside on the back wall is a yellow sign Lolita's, go upstairs and that is where the action is.

    John Euro
    Verified his write-up.

    It's inside the Kee Plaza above the Monica bar.

    I observed 5 girls; one girl said there were 9 girls total. Girls were average in my scale, but overall quality is better than Lolita's in Bangkok, because IMO the quality at Lolita's in Bangkok is low.

    I don't think they change the towel on the chair; the thought of people's ass sweat building up makes me nauseous.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  11. John_Euro
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    Lolitas

    Hi Greenbud,

    Yes you are right when it comes to the towels, I had also my doubts about the cleanness and when the girl undressed completely I did also not sure what game I would play, FS or BJ, since she was even better looking after the strip than with clothes on.

    I went down on the bed and changed right away my mind based on other bad experiences with not so clean towels and took the chair BJ option and could have a better look at the action for the 700Bt.

    This was a bit after 21. 00 and they open at 20. 00, thought a towel with so many wrinkles me have been from the day before.

    The girls are definitely better looking than in Hua Hin or BK and in the book above average, the one I had was a good 7 on looks and profile with little nice boobs.

    John Euro
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  12. Evianist
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    I usually get breakouts / rashes on my arms / legs after laying in one of those massage / special service shops.

    Pretty filthy.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  13. Mad_Harry
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    Originally Posted by OldAsiaHand
    Surprised to see not one post or PM received with offer to help a fellow cityxguide.com member. I am certainly not a newbie with nearly 3, 000 posts. And, I did RTTF before asking. It is a shame that I must reply to my own post. I guess things work differently on this thread than the China board where I usually post.

    Not holding any grudges and in the spirit of this forum, I will share my findings:

    Turn left out of Club Med and there are several small bars, many with ST rooms onsite. I only found one room with A / C and the price was 300 for the room and 1, 000 for the girl. Reasonable for a quick fix but the quality of the talent overall cannot compare with Patong. If you fancy a girl from a bar without ST room, rooms are available offsite from 300RMB up with A / C.

    Turn right out of Club Med and walk about 200 meters, turn left down small soi. There are several massage joints. The 3rd shop before the end on the right provides a HE. That said, most massage places in the area do not so ask first.

    OAH
    I am going on a family holiday and staying at the Hilton, last time I was there I could not find any massage joints with extras. I know Club Med is nearby. Any help is appreciated and will report back with any info
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  14. John_Euro
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    Free lancer experince

    I had a drink with a few guy's at the end of the beach road, no much tourists in the near a above average looking girl walked inside asking for a coke, one friend was a bit faster than myself and told the waiter to put it on our bill and started a conversation with the chick, she worked normally in BK in a massage shop, has spend here 2 weeks with a elderly guy that had just left not could perform anymore but he was more than happy to walk around with here and get his daily massage, she wouls stay another 2N, make long story and conversation short we had to leave for diner and have left the chick behind us but somewhere I was interested because she had ' that something special ' could not say right away what it was.

    At late evening on 2e road I ran in to her by accident and now it was my turn to get her attention and to claim Pon for myself for that evening, few drinks here and there, lots of fun a bit of touching and fondling to get our temperature to the high level, I finally discovered a nice and strong body and got a good GFE, Pon asked me if she could come with me to the house for the night but told her that I am the driver on duty and had to take all the other guy's safe back home and that some of them had a partner waiting there and other BS, yes I had too but did not told here that of course.

    I got here mobile nr with the promise to call the following afternoon, when asking how much the cost would be for a extremely good massage without mentioning anything about sex, she said 1000Bt for the full LT package and one that you never will forget, sounds good to me and I gave here a bit sponsoring in advance to make sure she would show up.

    I gave call the next day and we got together near Bangla, she was more than happy to see me, we rented a nice room for 600bt a quick shower and I just left the initiative in here hands, she gave me one of the best dry Thai massages I had in years a, I can judge, while in Asia I go almost every day. I did not have the usual pyjama on and a little touch on junior now and then produced a good hard one.

    After more than one hour massage time for the action, she pulled out a condom, came to sit on top of me for a slow ride and like a fuck of the century, even Pon had a extremely good orgasm and no fake at all because the other guy did not have had sex with her over the two weeks. The score was for sure a 10, it turned out she was 45, hard to believe it but here experience and performance was proof of it.

    Now comes the bad part, she had my mobile nr. And when we separated after a few hours of fun I told her, I am always busy so I call you, do not call me, but no avail messages and call's came in and big problems to explain my partner what is was all about, told here it's on of the caddies from the golf but she story is still not good enough. 3 day's later she had left Phuket but gave my phone nr to another girlfriend and this one started ringing me as well.

    We know all this kind of danger from the past but we never learn it, when a Thai girl get hold of your phone nr they keep on calling and specially when there was a good GFE involved and knowing that I will be back in BK soon.

    John Euro
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  15. Jerboa
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    Originally Posted by John Euro
    Now comes the bad part, she had my mobile nr. And when we separated after a few hours of fun I told her, I am always busy so I call you, do not call me, but no avail messages and call's came in and big problems to explain my partner what is was all about, told here it's on of the caddies from the golf but she story is still not good enough. 3 day's later she had left Phuket but gave my phone nr to another girlfriend and this one started ringing me as well.

    We know all this kind of danger from the past but we never learn it, when a Thai girl get hold of your phone nr they keep on calling and specially when there was a good GFE involved and knowing that I will be back in BK soon.

    John Euro
    Good report, but oops you know now not to give out your number when you have a partner, you can tell them not to call, but they are just thinking of another 1k, maybe you just should of told her you have wife / gf.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  16. John_Euro
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    Mobile nrs

    Originally Posted by Jerboa
    Good report, but oops you know now not to give out your number when you have a partner, you can tell them not to call, but they are just thinking of another 1k, maybe you just should of told her you have wife / gf.
    Yes, that's what I was trying to say, don't give your number, but the result will be that you maybe miss a good bang, but the question is which brains makes decision at that moment, the one in the big or small head.

    Telling them that you have a wife does not help much, they don't think that smart that maybe your partner will scroll trough your phone, I have received several times nrs from MP girls, saying that when you come back for a massage, book me and call in advance to make sure, that's when they pick your nr and start sending a sms, saying I miss you and so on.

    In my Thai mobile I have several nrs from golf caddies and that's partly my excuse when I receive a call or sms from a Thai girl.

    John
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  17. Evianist
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    Originally Posted by Mr Enternational
    Okay. I got there today about noon. I parked my bike at the beginning of the soi and started walking. I saw the big glass windows with maybe 3 rows of pink couches in different establishments. Above the doors there were advertising signs with only a picture of a woman. I could not read the Thai script that accompanied the photos. As Evianist said there were no women to be found. Maybe the place comes alive at night so I am thinking about going back to check.
    Visited here on a Saturday at 9PM, my 4th visit, and was very surprised to find all the girls out of their rooms and sitting in the windows. Not a lot. Maybe 5 in each window. But it was still pretty nice to be able to stroll around and make a choice. Each window had a young papasan trying to get you to take one of their girls. The first window on the right was filled with some brutal sea cows, which worried me, but then the other windows had some better looking options. Papa made me pay 700 baht for the small 20 year old girl I chose. Left 140 baht next to her bed.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  18. Jerboa
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    Originally Posted by John Euro
    Yes, that's what I was trying to say, don't give your number, but the result will be that you maybe miss a good bang, but the question is which brains makes decision at that moment, the one in the big or small head.

    Telling them that you have a wife does not help much, they don't think that smart that maybe your partner will scroll trough your phone, I have received several times nrs from MP girls, saying that when you come back for a massage, book me and call in advance to make sure, that's when they pick your nr and start sending a sms, saying I miss you and so on.

    In my Thai mobile I have several nrs from golf caddies and that's partly my excuse when I receive a call or sms from a Thai girl.

    John
    Have you considered having a second mongering only SIM card / phone, so you only use It when your looking to get busy?
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  19. Canyon11
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    Rawai Beach

    I will be in phuket in two weeks and I will stay at a hotel near Rawai Beach. Going through the past twenty or so pages I could not find any places to go in this area. Is there realy no action down south on this island?

    Any hints are appreciated. Just PM me.

    Thanks.

    C11
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  20. GreenBud
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    Originally Posted by Canyon11
    I will be in phuket in two weeks and I will stay at a hotel near Rawai Beach. Going through the past twenty or so pages I could not find any places to go in this area. Is there realy no action down south on this island?

    Any hints are appreciated. Just PM me.

    Thanks.

    C11
    On the East side (coming from Phuket Town) , there are a few open air hostess bars on the road that runs parallel to the beach (just at the 90 degree bend). Never partied there; I assume the girls are working. Not sure what's on the west side.

    Hint: For expensive live lobster instead of really expensive live lobster (1600 + baht per kilo in Rawai compared to 2500 baht per kilo in Patong), go to Rawai Beach. At the 90 deg bend, go straight toward the pier and turn left; then you have a row of seafood sellers selling seafood. Buy and pay restaurant to cook it for you.

    Then you have the next beach over (can't remember the name) ; there should be some open air hostess bars. Every area that has more than a few barangs should have at least one bar with girls. It will be more low keyed for stuff outside of Patong.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  21. Evianist
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    Originally Posted by Canyon11
    I will be in phuket in two weeks and I will stay at a hotel near Rawai Beach. Going through the past twenty or so pages I could not find any places to go in this area. Is there realy no action down south on this island?
    Yeah as greenbud said there's just a few open air bars with some girls hanging around. Directly opposite the beach, as well as on the road towards Chalong and on the short road near Chalong pier. Not too exciting, but you can find a girl.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  22. Canyon11
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    Rawai beach

    That is allready a good start.

    Since I`m not just there for eating pu. Why, lobster is allways a good second option (thanks GreenBud).

    By the way what would cost me a taxi or tuktuk to patong, cause I rather like to spend my money on girls and beer then on an old rip off farth.

    C11.

    Originally Posted by Evianist
    Yeah as greenbud said there's just a few open air bars with some girls hanging around. Directly opposite the beach, as well as on the road towards Chalong and on the short road near Chalong pier. Not too exciting, but you can find a girl.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  23. Fslag338
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    Rawai

    In Rawai you have more than enough bars, although by far not as many as Patong. Next to Siam Commercial bank on the main road which ends at the beach there is Laguna, a bar-plaza. On that same road you have many bars. Just check it out after 7 pm. Then following the signs for road 4233 which brings you to Kata-Karon-Patong you find a few bars directly after turning sharp left to Kata.

    Transportation: get yourself a motorbike. Everybody does, since taxi's and tuk tuk are a rip off everywhere on Phuket.

    But be careful, loads of drunk riding accidents.

    Have fun
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  24. Evianist
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    Originally Posted by Canyon11
    By the way what would cost me a taxi or tuktuk to patong, cause I rather like to spend my money on girls and beer then on an old rip off farth.
    Probably 500 baht. It's a long trip too. You can rent a motorbike for 150 or 200.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  25. Balimassage
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    Phuket Town Soi 11

    Originally Posted by Evianist
    Visited here again. Talked to the same papasan. This time he tried to charge me 700 baht, even though last time he charged 600 baht. I gave him 600 in exact change and he seemed OK with that.

    Got another girl from Chiang Mai. She had been sleeping and was woken up. Seemed unhappy about that. Short hair, looked like a little lesbian. Touched her stomach and it was hard. I suspect she was a couple months pregnant.

    Anyways the performance was pretty poor. She was not into it in the slightest, and basically just opened her legs and looked away and acted annoyed. Extremely unerotic.

    Gave her 200 baht after but shouldn't have given her anything.

    Saw another farang driving down the soi checking the area out.
    I popped down to Soi 11 last night around 10."Mr" was able to pull a gal for 300B but I could barely get anyone to settle on 500B.

    Walking down the street I had a look once or twice in the 6 or so fishbowls. Where do they find these girls? They were some of the ugliest and fattest Thai girls I've ever seen. I suppose ya get what you pay for, but its hard to believe some of these girls would ever pull a customer.

    I think I ended up with the same girl from Chaing Mai as Evanist. Quite a cute tiny little girl. Pulls off the shirt and either she drinks a lot of brews, or she's pregnant.

    Barely gave in to some BJ before acting like she was going to die from having a cock in her mouth. Same story for her tits. Nice ones but off limits. I told her good service gets a tip.

    I got none of that.

    She starfished and whined her way thru it. When she asked for the tip afterwards I just laughed. On my way out I walked past the mamasan, who was far too young to be a mamasan. Her english was decent and I told her the gal was horrible.

    I suppose for 500B what can I expect. But I always get the cute starfish. Anyone got tips on finding girls that perform well?

    Also popped into a massage place by the bus station. 300B, no oil, but sure looked like extras on tap. And they were, at 1500FS! Tried to get a HJ for a reasonable price and she wouldn't give in for 250. Would love to find a nice massage place with a HE / HJ on tap for say 400B. Anyone ever negotiate up front? I despise the talk talk talk during the massage!
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  26. Evianist
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    That performance sounds exactly like the girl I had that time. But I wouldn't call her cute or that tiny.

    Likely she's pregnant and forced into working, which she obviously doesn't enjoy.

    Definitely the worst of the 4 girls I've had there.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  27. John_Euro
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    Originally Posted by Jerboa
    Have you considered having a second mongering only SIM card / phone, so you only use It when your looking to get busy?
    I carry already 2 phones, a 3rd one would be a bit over the edge and the problem would remain the same but I can read between the lines what you are saying, get a secret sim card, place it in the phone when in a safe area, doing the girls calls and change it again for the official one when back in the family area, thanks good idea.

    John
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  28. John_Euro
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    Originally Posted by Jerboa
    Have you considered having a second mongering only SIM card / phone, so you only use It when your looking to get busy?
    I carry already 2 phones, a 3rd one would be a bit over the edge and the problem would remain the same but I can read between the lines what you are saying, get a secret sim card, place it in the phone when in a safe area, doing the girls calls and change it again for the official one when back in the family area, thanks good idea.

    John
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  29. John_Euro
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    Katherine soapy down town Phuket

    I had 2 weeks ago a round of golf with 5 other guy's, golf is for most of them the only way to escape for a few hours from the wife and having a massage with extra service, coming home with a glossy body from the oil is not a good idea and opted for a soapy. Two of them never had a soapy before so the decision was quickly made, Cristine soapy Patong was a bit risky to run into someone we know when parking the cars below the shopping centre and I don't like that place anymore for a long time.

    We drove in to Phuket town to Katherine soapy, the MP is situated on a square and easy to find. Its near Punpon Night Plaza &the Twin Inn hotel on Punpon Road, They have a pretty good website also where they show pricing between 2400 – 2800Bt for a session with one lady and other options include escort.

    When inside, I discovered 6 girls behind the glass window, mainly petit and above average looking, the most attractive one with dark skin from Cambodia was right away chosen even before I arrived at the window, I took a 26Y old one named Yipsi, turned out to be big fun, polite and good basic English but I come back on that part later.

    Papasan told us to look at the girls first (that's the trick) when we al mention to the papsan the number from our girl we would have, he was quoting right away 3600Bt for the std room and 3900Bt for a Jacuzzi room, no way to pay that kind of money. I started the price discussion and he would give us a 200bt discount, now way either, I asked for the massage menu (not price list) and he told me he did not have one, I told him politely that it was BS because its all listed on there website and have been there once before, I told the boys to walk out what we also partly did but then he came quickly up with a more reasonable price of 2800 but still to much but some guy's have been really desperate to get laid and accepted it. Before I could discuss any further.

    Figured out later that one of our guy's ' not my friend! , was a regular guest there, he actually walked in as the first one in a rush, and had asked the papas a for commission same has taxi drivers do, the bastard, it ended up in making a real fool out of him.

    The whole place is nice and clean, spacious rooms with shower, a king size bed and a big sliding mattress, on the floor, the girls have there own stuff in the room also, after my body wash I had a look around in the room while my girl was having here own shower, I discovered a hanger with some sexy underwear and gadgets, a black mask and multi tail whip and other tools to play with displayed on the table, this was interesting stuff to me.

    Q: is this your personal stuff.

    A: yes, it's my own room

    Q: where do you us this for.

    A: for giving sexy show to customer and turn more on,

    Q: can you do it for me also,

    A: ok can do, tell me what you like and make massage time bit shorter for show time.

    She got in to the black sexy stuff include the mask and wooow, a metamorphose, she hit a few times the bed with the whip and told me she was the boss now, moving like a black cat to complete the session, I have let the girl doing all the work on top with a lot of extra fantasies. While playing a bit with her body I removed little by little the underwear except the mask, exciting moments and far away from mechanical soapy massage, permanently a smile on her face.

    Finally a great bang in different positions, BJ, HJ, the use of lotion, a shower afterwards, received a few kisses and a big smile, even more thank you when I gave the girl a extra tip (papasan told us not to tip)

    There is absolute no comparison with Chrisine and this one or some in BK.

    John Euro
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  30. Evianist
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    Good report John. I didn't know about that place.

    Seems a bit expensive, especially considering in touristy Patong you can get an oil massage + FS for half that price.

    Might check it out though.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply

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