One_Wing_Low
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The 2 chicas were recently sewn together at midrift by Dr. Frankenstein. He was still working on a new set of dentals for her/them as they keep eating tamales through chainlink fences.
That's what Lascivious seemed to have gotten for himself a very cold night in TJ, hehehe.
There are a lot of weird-looking people in TJ, except Paola, the love of Lasci's life.
Originally Posted by Lascivious
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The alley girls are assigned their specific spots in front of the hotels. They are expected to bring in business for that hotels. You will see that the chicas rarely ever deviate from their assigned spots or cat fights may break out.
The club girls are also assigned their specific spots in the club. You will notice that they rarely ever go away from their spots.
The hotels and the clubs excercise a lot of controls over the poor girls as to what they can and cannot do.
One_Wing_Low
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The rennovation got better utilization of the floor space. The new pinkish lighting system makes the chicas look sexier, also gives you better views of them. The new ambiance is very nice, reminding me of the high-class Club Krystal at Foz do Iquacu in Brazil, where chicas of super-model qualities hang out. The strip show is ongoing with very sexy and good-looking strippers. Adelita also has a good load of young hotties lately.
The drawback is; it's crowded most of the time, and is tough to get a table there to watch the show. Also the ventilation system is inadequate. It's hot, humid and suffocating inside almost all the time. Of course a few fellow mongers may actually prefer the old dark, moist, dingy... Adelita.
Chicago OTH is less crowded but very dark and full of mostly older, less attractive chicas. It's very hard to see clearly who you are dealing with in Chicago. You have to look very carefully at the chicas before inviting one to go upstairs, or you may be romancing an old wrinkled grand ma, or worse yet, a dead corpse.
The strip show at Chicago is sporadic with no known timetable. The strippers are also of the less attractive and older varieties. I however prefer the American music in Chicago to the Mexican tunes in Adelita. Guess you cant have it both ways.
One_Wing_Low
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They are ruder than shit as the demand for tables to watch their show is high. The assholes keep saying the tables are occupado when there is noone around. They got me pissed so I give them SHIT.
Please expand on other alternatives for hot chicas, besides Adelita. In my experience, all other clubs, besides Adelita, Chicago and Hong Kong only stock the old, big, fat, ugly mamasitas...
Originally Posted by Country John
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One Wing Low is right!Originally Posted by One Wing Low
The waiters are pushy ol the time, always looking at you drink, to see if you buy another one fast, no delays, and if you go to the restroom take the drink with you, chances are it will be gone when you get back to your table, so they can get you another one "CROOKS"
This is what I do at AB to show these assholes waitres that I'm in control.
#1 when I want a beer I go to the entrance by the ladies restroom and I buy one there, so no tip for the cheap f.ck, they hate it because no order no tip!
I only tip the ones that respect me, same for the cum boys always screaming for a buck, and every time those rooms are shity with no soap, I tell them if you want a tip make sure the rooms are clean and with soap, they just see us as idiots every time we're there, they think we're ATMs, and we're just giving money away for nothing!
Now for me no matter how much I save I always go back home $250 shorter and it's not including gas, for a 4-6 hours of fun, and like One wing Low said, I have never seen any hot thropies anywhere but AB, even the SW are not cheap, they charge for everything, by the time you closed the deal is almost the same as AB price for a non thropy dead fish.
TJ_Bob
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Originally Posted by One Wing Low
I've had my share of asshole maseros in the past @AB/CC/HK when i was a newbie or semi-newbie(~1year). There should be no problems getting a table or booth unless you're going on a busy fri/sat night. Look at it from both points of view. You want a table and they want to make tips. If you want a table or booth at prime time, let them know you want one and you want to order drinks for the chicas. dude, money talks even a couple buck$ proprina will do. If you're not into fichas as i'm not, then don't expect to hog up a booth unless you're with amigos ordering up mucho alcohol. Some major points are to be upfront with what you want, what you will give them for their help, and to be polite. Dropping a management name or two will help with what you will get in tables, rooms and *****s too.
I have management pull top girls for me when they are occupied because i can. They walk with me around the club to make sure everyone knows i am looked after so no ROB or masero will F with me.. Be friends with the doorman and tip them if they really help you out. It's well worth it in the long run. They can pull a busy trophy to your room or table even when they are busy with other mongers. I've had both sylvia and malena pulled out for me even when they were mucho busy. It's not all about the tips though, but being polite and respectful to the staff in the long run is the secret.
So, never give them unnecessarly shit or you'll be kicked out like i have in the past. You do have to order 1 drink on weekends at all big bars AB/CC/HK. If you don't like that idea, then don't go on busy weekends. Play their game to your advantage not confronting them to lose. I've learned to adapt and to maximize everything at AB. i've infiltrated just about every possible route to get what i want w/o much work or money. I can go into much more details all the way from getting the staff and management to give me what i want regardless of how busy the rooms or the *****s are. They will go out of their way for you if you're their "friend" more so than just a gringo with $$$. i know the management, both AM/PM check-in guys, many of the towel boys, and many working girls well so i can get what i want without getting any shit from them anymore because we respect each other.
I've spent very little tips to get here ~$20/year to the doormans. I can get their help anytime now and i can drop their names at will even if they use their talkies to check which they don't do to me anymore. They give me recommendations on top performing and best looking girls and pre-screen any new puta i bring upstairs so i don't get any shit from a ROB. It's all about being polite and respectful to them not the proprinas as i've not paid any propinas to management in well over a year. A smile, a handshake, and a sincere verbal "hello, how are you my friend" is all you need once you're "in" with them.
I do agree that the "hot" ones are mainly at AB/CC/HK. You can find a "diamond in the rough" at the smaller or local clubs, but that is time i cannot afford to waste since i barely goto TJ. I've built enough connections at these 3 clubs to get what i want now. Eventually, all the trophies will migrate to these clubs anyway for the bigger money made due to the increased demand by mongers. So, if you're looking for trophies, it's got to be mainly these 3 big clubs or you can go for lesser looking chicas at the local clubs that have a higher chance of giving you more tlc/gfe. This is all relative though and a generalization as it really comes down to an individual's actions or game IMHO. What you can get from one trophy, another monger may not regardless of which bar or the amount of money spent. You have to decide what you're really looking for and how you play the game to get it.
One_Wing_Low
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Like everywhere else, if you keep tipping the assholes, you are encouraging all of them to become assholes. I would tell the assholes to fuck themselves and take my business to those who provide good, honest services, and whom I can trust.
Same for the girls. I always ask them for their names and their home states. If they treat me badly, I would gently inform them that I will seek justice with the management, and then broadcast my complaints to the rest of the mongering bros via the internet. That really put some fear into them. I usually see immediate attitude change.
Regarding the street girls, there are some real stunners out there. They are usually nicer, having better attitudes than bar girls. Treat them like friends and they usually give you near GFE. The bar girls are mostly jaded because of easy money thrown on them by gringos. The majority of them dont look any better than the street girls. They generally dont care and dont even remember whom they fuck. Theirs are usually rush, mechanical services.
Originally Posted by Hornytraveler
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[QUOTE=One Wing Low]Like everywhere else, if you keep tipping the assholes, you are encouraging all of them to become assholes. I would tell the assholes to fuck themselves and take my business to those who provide good, honest services, and whom I can trust.
That's right! But when dealing with the corrupted policia what can you do?
And you know what else?
Watch out for the policia auxilary working at AB door, not the security guard,
I mean the extra police helpers at the door.
After they see you coming often they act friendly to you calling you amigo, friend, body etc, and then when they see you inside the bar or coming and going the smile and and are very friendly, and you might think this is a good sign right? WRONG!
In two different times of the month when I was leaving, this two different cop's helpers ask me for a tip , one said needed money for water because it was too hot, and just told him I got no more money and I left!
I need to know one thing?
Do the security guard and the police auxilary at AB door are working for tips?
because one of them told me they get tips from the girls, and maybe they're expecting the same from the customers, I might wrong?
Should we tip the security guard just to keep him in our side in case we need him one day like if a girl takes advantage or the asshole meseros giving us a hard time or whatever wrong happen?
One time I saw this one guy stop at the door and the security told him he wasn't allowed to come in because the meseros reported him as a non buyer, he just seats inside and watch the girls only, and doesn't buy any drinks, and this happened early in the week and the place was empty, so I don't think tables were the problem?
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[QUOTE=Hornytraveler]I don't know if they work on tips, but i've never tipped the policia working @AB and they have never hit me up for any tip$. I don't talk to them, but i do give a friendly nod as i enter. They don't do anything for me so there is no reason for me to tip them. Also, i personally hate pigs of all kind esp in corrupt TJ so they will not get one dollar from me voluntarily.Originally Posted by One Wing Low
Only tip the people that truly help you whether it be maseros, doorman, talacheros, putas, taxi drivers, etc. Just don't be a chump handing out unnecesarry tips or you'll get everyone asking you for one when they have done nothing for ya. The ones that ask for "hand-out$" have no respect for you as they just see you as a dumb gringo they can hustle. Be confident, fair and polite to them and they'll respect you for that. They know that tips will come with good help not by begging or pestering you. They do have self-respect and they don't want to look like a low-life beggar in front of a real man IMHO.
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are real biitches.
Try the Alley. Some very good looking chicas who can give near GFE.
Originally Posted by Asian Shark
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I would nominate senor Queer Juan for 2007.
The internet, and specifically WSG, have brought more mongers to TJ, thereby increasing demand to unprecedented level, and therefore increasing the price and decreasing the level of service.
I am also hereby nominating Captain Hunter for next year Nobel prize in Sexual Liberation and Happiness.
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Sorry, no Nobel prizes here (except possibly Hunter). While much of Panocha's analysis is valid, this statement is not. Over the last 10 years the price has effectively doubled. The mechanism described by One Wing Low will cause that to continue. The dumber the tourists, the higher and faster it will be.Originally Posted by Queer Juan
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Was in Adelita Friday night 9PM. The place was crowded but not packed as before. There was a fat stripper, doing her routine, extracting tips from the guys.
There were a few nice chicas. They were not going upstairs at a fast clip like a year ago. There was no crowd outside eyeing the chicas going up and down the hotel's stairs.
Things are definitely slowing down
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I was there last night as well around that time with a compadre & my dad. The waiter sat us at a table next to the stage where the usual extortion of dollars took place. I ran into my "friend" and she sat next to me to talk it up for a while before we headed upstairs for some fun. $60 + $24 for room. After an hour I returned to my table where I was surprised to learn that my dad actually took a girl upstairs! And he's 70! When he came back to the table he had this crazy grin on his face and was glowing. He asked my "friend" to dance on the stripper stage for a few spins as some in the bar goofed on him (or cheered him on). My compadre also scored with a Nubian princess that was there. The overall experience was great for me. We crossed the border around 11 pm and had some prime rib at the Butcher Shop in Chula Vista to celebrate the great times.Originally Posted by One Wing Low
We did pass a Police checkpoint on the way but with no issues.
Salud!
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Ray777
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I was there Thursday night and at 11pm it seemed like they were going up at a pretty fast clip
Originally Posted by One Wing Low
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They drive the stolen cars across the border and return with full loads of illegal immigrants or drugs within an hour, well before LE can broadcast the stolen veh ID's. If they get caught they just leave the cars and run.
Honda Accords and Toyota Camries are their favorites because the ignition locks are the easiest to pick
Removing fuses, relays, ignition wires etc... are pains in the ass but you should do it. The thieves would leave your cars alone if they have to spend more then 1 minute to figure out what's wrong.
The parking lots do not check for tickets upon exit. They dont give shit if someone steal your cars, but you should talk to attorneys to sue them anyway.
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Once you know what you are doing, it actually only takes less than 1 minute to do the fuses and wires. Just remember which way you put them back though.Originally Posted by One Wing Low
I recommend doing one of these extra pre-cautions when you park down there.
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I need to go to TJ baaaaaaaaad. My balls are about to explode....Long weekend is here.
Anybody going from LA? I could share the driving and some company in the long drive. I live along 5 Freeway so pick up is easy. PM me.
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Sorry bud, I went this weekend but did not access the forum, am planning to go maybe this coming weekend, I live in Riverside but if you are game we can get together and enjoy the drive and the hunt together.Originally Posted by One Wing Low
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Sonya is the rail-thin and pretty girl who hangs out near the Cabaleros door. She's model type with small breasts.
Carmilla is another pretty one with a curvy body near the bar on the right.
These 2 girls are definitely trophy fucks whom I wanna try. Anybody has any previous experience with them?
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Could be the same one.Originally Posted by One Wing Low
Originally Posted by Gilgamesh
If it is, I HIGHLY recommend. She had just walked in that day and I was between hottie central and the bathroom when she came over to talk.
I almost always go for the "bolt ons" but there was something about her that made me thank God later. She took 50.00 without hesitating, but it was on a weekday I think. Good luck and happy hunting OWL.
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Hi Gilgamesh,
Thanks for your info.
The chicas do remember for years whom they fucked, eventhough they fuck hundreds of guys each month. With the high prices we pay, we should share notes on how good or how bad they are. I would definitely wanna avoid a few rude, nasty chicas in Adelita whom I fucked in the past.
The way to get better services is to post your experiences with the names of the girls, the city where they are from, and a brief description what they look like. It makes encounters with these girls more personal.
With your recomendation, I will try Sonya this week, probably Carmilla too.
Originally Posted by Gilgamesh
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Asking the chicas their names (Commo te llamma?) and the city where they are from ( A donde??? - someone may wanna fix my Spanish here...) with a smile is a very good way to break the ice. They usually warm up a great deal after the initial expressions of interest in them as people and just not fuck machines...
I took a friend from Europe, who is very nice but tense, to Adelita. He was very impressed and wanted to fuck one of the trophy girls. He approached her, but his tense facial expressions and rough body language turned her off. She refused to go upstairs with the guy even when I intervened and asked her repeatedly. So a nice smile will go a long way with the chicas, and will likely buy you a lot of wet pussies, hehehe....
Adelita has a lot better looking chicas than Hong Kong. I dont even wanna spend time in Hong Kong any more because most of the time the girls are just not worth looking at. Some of their strippers are just too fat and flappy they just brutally murder my libido.
I think GFE can be had at Adelita with the trophy girls if we do more home work, share notes about the specific girls, and encourage them to act more like GF....This is after all a very personal and expensive hobby, worth some serious effort and cooperation among the mongering bros. I hope the bros with better Spanish skills will educate these chicas how they can make a lot more money and enjoy themselves more if they act more like GF.
Any more ideas on how we can improve the game in Adelita in our favor????
Originally Posted by Surfnk9
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Excellent point!Originally Posted by One Wing Low
Don't have a Spanish keyboard.
Como se llama? - What is your name (more formal)
Como te llamas? - What is your name (casual to a friend or child)
Donde vive? - where do you live? (May get "Tijuana" as a response)
Donde su familia vive? - where does your family live?
Donde usted nacio? (accent over the o) - Where were you born?
Quantos ninos tiene? - How many children do you have? (Great conversation starter and a good indication of what things may look like sin ropa)
Rudimentary Spanish will go a LOOOOONG way to improving your GFE. And I have learned a LOT from sitting and chatting with working girls in many countries.
PP
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Originally Posted by One Wing Low
Most of the girls from Ab will usually just offer to go upstairs. I never do. The ones I choose to go up with, I ALWAYS sit them down first, buy them a drink and talk to them first. About myself, ask questions about them, get the mood going. They'll usually be telling me they want to go upstairs, but I just respond with, "whats the rush, let me get to know you some more." And they will usually oblige. This gives me time to feel them up which I love to do and let them feel me up, which I love even more. Except of course when some creepy guy is staring at you getting feeled up. Who the hell are these guys and why don't they get their own girl to sit with them instead of getting off by looking at me? Faggot!
Anyways... While I can't guarantee that this procedure of wanting to get to know them will guarantee you a gfe experience, more than likely it will. Especially if they seem interested in your conversation. Otherwise if they only seem to want to get you upstairs then just tell them it was nice talking to them and send them on their way. The most you lose is the price of a drink. I know, it can be expensive, but I guess no more expensive than buying a random girl a drink in a regular bar. At least here you get to feel them up.
Which actually reminds me of this one chica that came up to me with huge, and I mean huge boobs. Began talking to me so I reached for a "feel" but she caught my hand right before reaching her breast and mentioned that I had to pay first so I could touch them all I want. I refused so she threw my hands back at me and walked away. Glad I didn't comply with her otherwise she would have most likely been one of the rude girls other guys talk about.
One other girl I talked to, I asked her if she had kids. She hesitated her answer at first but then mentioned that she did. I replied back by asking their names and some other questions in a very interested fashion. And she answered my questions also very interested. She really took to it cause she ended up giving me a really nice GFE experience afterwards. Guess she really liked that I was still very interested in her even though I knew she had kids. I made her feel really good in being able to confide in me.
As for the terms in spanish this are a few and how to pronounce them;
I'm by no means a pro at this but its really a very close pronunciation.
What is your name? Translation; Como te llamas?
Pronounced; Co-mo te yam-us
Where are you from? Translation; De donde eres?
Pronounced; De don-de air-es
Would you like a drink? Translation; Quieres tomar algo?
Pronounced; key-air-es toe-mar ahl-go
You look very pretty. Translation; Te ves bien bonita.
Pronounced; Te bes bee-en bo-knee-ta.
Practice and memorize these words. Learn to say the words quickly so you don't look like your forcing these pronunciation from something you saw off the internet
If you have any other phrase you'd like translated, just ask. I'll gladly help.
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Many thanks to the bros who responded to my suggestions.
I will be taking a few friends from overseas to sample unique facets of life in Mexico...by ways of Adelita, Hong Kong, New York and Chicago.
If you see a guy with glasses who wears a jungle camouflage hat, by all means come over and introduce yourselves. Would love to meet you guys for a few drinks between sessions.
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Your tranlations are very helpful. How about these?
I want you to make love to me
I want you to fuck me
I wanna do missionary
I wanna do doggy
I wanna do Greek
I wanna BBBJ
Your boobs are sexy
Your legs are sexy
Please wash yout pussy
Kiss me in my mouth
Suck my dick
Suck harder
Dont bite my dick/balls
Spread your legs wider
Do it slow
You have younger sisters?
Originally Posted by Efjayel
Cerveza_Mas
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OWL,
Thanks Bro! I owe you a cerveza. After a crummy day at work, I read this and it turned the day around.
Originally Posted by One Wing Low
Surfnk9
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I wanna BBBJ. Translation; Quiero que me chupes.Originally Posted by One Wing Low
Pronounciation; key-air-oh ke meh choo-pez
NOTES: Don't see a point in explaining that it should be a covered bj so I just wrote it basically as, "I want you to give me a bj."
BBBJ is for a bare back blow job, so one way to say it is
" Por favor chupame sin condom."
Please suck me without a condom
Dont bite my dick/balls
Por favor, no muerdas mi pinga/ mis nalgas.
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are better than the best days at work....
I wear my jungle hat in bars just to look tough. So when you see me, introduce yourself and we can suck up the beers while swapping combat stories. That is, hands-to-hands, legs-to-legs combat with the chicas...hehehe.
Originally Posted by Cerveza Mas
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