Just read both your posts. This is not a mongering report. This is literature! Fantastic.
Originally Posted by Local Cowboy
Originally Posted by Local Cowboy
Now I am indeed speechless, brother! No doubt, the way you write is truly highest poetry and the very best I read for ages! Many thanks for writing us such an entertaining, funny and informative post! Keep the pen active, LC!
Cheers - Hesekiels
Hi all. Being a n00bie, always looking for a way to contribute.
If you go to this World Social Forum link. http: //wsf2007.org/info/accommodation. There is another link that allows a download of an Excel spreadsheet. Some wonderful person (s) did a lot of work on this, as it shows almost all hotels in and around Nairobi.- (It doesn't list my favorite hotel, which I will not share. Sorry! It's not girl-friendly anyway).- together with USD and KSh prices, single/double rates, divided into (under 20 USD)/(20-100 USD)/(over 100 USD).
I just wish they maintained a column for "Girl-Friendly? "
The list was last updated in October 2006, so the price may be a bit off. Also consider that Kenyan Shilling fluctuates. A lot. And a few hotels may no longer exist.
My hope is that we can somehow keep the spreadsheet updated, and have a Report filed for each year.
Hope this is useful.
Let me add my kudos to those already posted by Hesekiels. A truly great post! And it got me to thinking of my various (mis) adventures throughout the world. The problem is that most of mine have been in SE Asia, so it wouldn't be appropriate to post them here. I guess with a hobby like ours you're forced to take the bad with the good. Unfortunately for me, I read your post about the revolting pussy odor just as I was about to eat breakfast. Now, for some reason, the sight of the food is nauseating. Think I'll skip breakfast for the day.
I was at the Fairview (across the street from the Israeli embassy) 2 weeks ago.
I picked up a girl in the street (not a hooker, but a college student on her way to classes) one night and the other three nights I picked a girl up at Florida 2000. Lots of talent there, although to get to the talent, you have to fight off a half dozen girls.
Although getting through the front gate required driving this strange gauntlet in the street, no doubt thanks to the Israelis, getting back to my room at night with a girl was hassle free. No one asked me anything, and the girl just went up to my room with me.
The cost was $150 US per night. The hotel is very nice, although my room was small.
My only complaint with Kenya was that 3 of 4 girls wanted to go bareback. Haven't they heard of HIV?
2 Weecks ago in Newspaper in Nairobi. I fond out with telefoncals.
That minimum price MASAGE is 600s /1h. Than evry handling sexuel you want, you must make appointment with girl from your servis. It can go up to 5000/1h. This system is the most expensif in Nairobi. Difficult to find right places in this city end taxidrivers smelling money. I was go with girlfriend of my. 2 in one room only tarif 600s. But the girls was giving al information for this type of things. The high prices have to do with renting prices from this appartments. For normal mongering, better Florida, Simmens End if urgent. My notebook stay full of nr.
Today I did yahoo chat with Nairobi girl. Asking to stay one night togetter. For info I ask tarif. Answer 1000dollar, I ask maby misthake 1000 kenya schilling. No, no 66000 kenya schilling. End this in one country where persons hef 200s/day. Persons without diplome.
Originally Posted by Willyboy
Well, maybe these girls find from time to time one stupid who pays such a huge amount? Who knows? However, let them try to rip us off - no problem as long as we decline to enter into such ridiculous deals! IMHO it's simply amazing that a number of African girls do not feel ashamed to ask seriously for such big money.
Cheers - Hesekiels
There is a new Israeli embassy being built out of town. Until then, of course, the Israelis are a target. The hotel is pretty far from the street. Even the front is far the the embassy, and I was more or less in the middle. And, the street probably has the best security in Nairobi.Originally Posted by Rwenotmen
Forest, enquiring mongerers want to know:
Was your room in the main building.- and thus you had to walk by the reception desk (and taking a chance that one day/night a desk clerk will ask you about your "guest").
Or. Was your room in the new section, back where the pool is, the area which you get to by walking along a path along side the main building, thus never having to pass by the reception desk at all?
I haven't stayed at Fairview in nearly 5 years, so I'm looking for details.
I refuse to stay in any hotel in Kenya--if I'm paying--that's over 100 USD, unless the Kenya Schilling becomes stronger than the US Dollar, or Hell freezes over.
Yes, it was in the main building. I generally returned around midnight-1am. The guards paid me no attention whatsoever, and the girl at the front desk stayed in the office. I was never confronted on five consecutive nights.Originally Posted by Rwenotmen
That would have been easier yet, because all one would have to do is say you wanted to sit by the pool with the girl and drink a beer. Once in the hotel, the girl would have had free access to any section she wanted. There really is no security there once you are past the front desk. But, as I said, I was in the main section of the hotel and encountered no resistance whatsoever. I do not know if this was the hotel's formal policy or I just got lucky.Originally Posted by Rwenotmen
By the way, the first night I asked the security guard for assistance before I left the hotel. He told me he would personally escort the young lady to my room after I arrived (so we could both go to the room separately). When I got back from Florida2000, the guard I spoke to was not around, so we just walked up to my room. I am certain that if you are uncertain, asking a guard for assistance would be an inexpensive alternative.
While I appreciate your view about the costs of hotels, there is really not a lot here on girl-friendly alternatives. I posted this almost entirely because I knew that many members would like to know that at least one reasonably priced (although not inexpensive) girl friendly hotel exists in Nairobi.
Remember, for the initiate, its hard to get everything right the first time (the right lodging, the right food, the best bars, the best place to meet "non pros", etc). In five nights, I fucked 4 different girls. All were GFE and did everything I asked of them. None of them cost me more than 3000 shillings for the entire night including taxi, pizza and wine. All but one wanted to have my baby, so the "surcharge" related to the weak dollar was OK with me because I was a satisfied customer.
Spent 2 days in NBO on my way back home from MSA and used both afternoons to explore the mongering opportunities in the city:
There are lots of them, advertising door fees between 500 and 1, 500. Visited a few in Westlands/Lavington/Hurlingham and ended up walking out of most of them with blue balls. Only the one at Yaya Center rated as a repeat. Extras have to be negotiated with the girl; they seem to expect 2-3, 000 as a minimum, I. E. Poor value overall.
Nice location and the seedy hotel next door looks promissing, but there were no girls visible either day (between 3 and 5 pm) and the only patrons in the place were what seemed retired "empire builders". The bar man said that things get only going after 6. 30 or so.
The place was hopping both afternoons, except that the talent wasn't to my liking: very few 6's and up, but lots of 5's and under.
I hope, for the sake of all NBO Johns, that things are better at night.
The seedy hotel next door to Annie Oakley's is not so seedy and is not GF. Avoid it.
The woman proprietor is a malaya (hooker) hater.
I stayed there. It's shit. Got electricity shocks off the shower.
Few years ago a girl died of carbon monoxide poisoning in there.
Took the liberty of placing this quote into the Nairobi thread. Nairob, what i would like to ask: in your opinion which are the more decent clubs and stud hangouts in Nairobi?Originally Posted by Nairob
Am i to presume these classy clubs will require one to have deeper pockets? My time in Nairobi is pretty limited - club hunting wise.
I chat with lot of girls (afro). Always. Why need love not money. But today one very honnest girl. If the different between black girl end the white mzungu is more than 20 jaer. Than absoluut not love but MONEY. For many old mzungus is this difficult to belief In this afro site, interrest how Kenya girls thinking. Bizzy therapie for all day end evry minut one new surprice.
Everybody knows Florida 1 (Madhouse) or 2000 (Moi Avenue) you can also add the Simmer's Joint where you will find all available pro's in Nairobi. But there are much more clubs/pubs where you can enjoy yourself. There is that new place on Mombasa Road (way to the airport) called Liquid which is surely one of the best places so far. It is a bit more expensive than the above mentioned, but what is expensive in Nairobi anyway? I used to live in London for a year where you pay 10-20 pounds entry in a good club and 5 or more pounds for a drink. Even in Liquid drinks are around 200 Shillings which is quite cheap. You will find some uptown girls there with there own money and some wannebees which are lurking for a guy to buy them a drink. Sure there are some pros there as well, but not as many as in the ordinary spots.
If you like African Music try Club Afrique next to the National Museum on Museum Hill just about 5 minutes from the Town Center. Very nice looking place with a lot of pretty "real" girls, but here you have to dance that's why a lot of them come here. Next door is another pretty place called Galileo, which is more for the yuppies of Nairobi. But it also attracts a lot of the young chicks.
Another way to have an affordable evening with some nice chicks is to go to places like BuruBuru, South B or Langata on a Saturday Afternoon look for some youngsters and make plans for the evening. That also works very well with the Nairobi University Campus and Jomo Kenyatta University but this tactics need some local knowledge and for the universities you will need a fellow student to help you.
I will give you some other spots next time.
Willyboy,Originally Posted by Willyboy
Do you believe that any girl anywhere in the world goes with an old man for anything else than money? Even Mr. Hoeffner of Playboy knows that his bunnies are not hanging around him because he is a nice old chap. When you compare the opportunities here in Africa with the one you have in the western world than it is quite understandable why these girls are looking for a way out.
One jaer ago I was bizzy to fuck girl, she receced telcall from germany, in this moment I was with one finger in her pussy. She ask de guy. You are honnest man, I wil married with you, after 5 thimes same qestion in was thaking 3 fingers in her pussy. Kenya girls end honnest with mzungu. Let my smile. The adder site mzungu-kenya girl is not better. Only full-time malayas in kenya en malaya after working thime. 2 days ago one girl ask 100 dollar for one night stand. But malaya. Her person. No wayOriginally Posted by Nairob
After the my post about the upper clubs I would like to give you an alternate for a low cost night. Most people will not know Ngong Hills Hotel on Ngong Road (10 minutes from town center. Hurlingham). The fare for the taxi should not be more than 400 KES (I pay 350)!
The Hotel has a small club with a bar and a dance floor. The place looks quite nice and drinks are all around 100 KES. Because of the neighborhood of Kibera (biggest slum in Nairobi & Africa) you will find a lot of hungry young girls from there in this bar. The number varies from 10 to 60 depending on the time (best from 23:00 to 1:00) and the day (best Thursday-Saturday). Many of this girls are real amateurs and you find also some refugees from Sudan (the asylum is not far from there) and if you're lucky you will get home with a nice looking 21 year old for as little as 1, 000 KES.
By the way, if you hooked up with someone in Town there is a "hotel" on the way to Parklands with the romantic name of "Forest Lodge" it is for the short business only, the rooms are clean but only few have showers. The price is an unbeatable 500 KES and the transport should not cost more than 300 KES.
That's it from me for today.
Tell you what! this is good info. Sent you off to ROD. We do not frequent much more than the usual haunts in Nairobi, makes one feel like a dumb ass, going to all the same joints repeatedly and paying the proverbial 2000kes+ for the honey.Originally Posted by Nairob
Love to meet "real girls" who no doubt are "plentiful" at Ngong Hills hotel club, cheaper going rate at that.
I am visiting Nairobi in 3 weeks time, for business: looking for tips (but nod disco, no exotic bars, plse):
- places to meet non pros, university students, ...
- places to take them for
- places to confortably and reasonablyy f.... in town, safe and clean
Hi Chickeune,Originally Posted by Chickeune
Unfortunately there is no way to give you my e-mail or phone-number, cause I can't send or receive PMs maybe you tell me where we can meet in Town and when and I show you 10 Spots in less than two hours.
Can also connect you to some lady's I know, there are all "normal" Lady's many of them have jobs and would like to go out with a decent business-guy. Pack some small bottles of Perfumes from the Duty-Free and you have the perfect Gift to smoothen them a little bit.
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