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  1. UltraDude
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by ImmAFool  [View Original Post]
    There was a 3rd girl there for a week, but she is gone. I think it's just Yan the boss, and Nina. My experience is the same as yours, but I didn't know why. You think she read the forum?
    Nina told me that the boss could hear the squik squik squik sound that seemed to come at the end of all of Nina's massages. A friend of hers at the MP peeked at the computer records and Nina had gotten written up, qhich could be a problem for her if Uncle Leo decides to audit the place. So she's given up the fun stuff so she doesn't get deported. Last time I went you could still roam a bit but any dreams were the do-it-yourself type. Ironically, I think her massage is now better than it used to be.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  2. Kenzowilluta
    Member

    Any info on this lady

    Hey gents,

    Has anyone ever been to Trish and what to expect or not expect. Any info would be great.

    http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...tional/4494685
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  3. Zoso #2
    Member

    Holistic Touch & Gifts is the worst

    I answered a BP ad today http://annarbor.backpage.com/BodyRub...est-28/6945573 And had one of the worst experiences I have ever had.

    I was looking forward to a new location for me and I was happy to see another 'American Massage' place available. With the location of the ad in the 'Body Rub' section it should be a given that extra's will be available.

    I called ahead to set up an appointment and check on pricing and availability of the girls. I was told what the prices were and when I asked if the $10 off stated in the ad applies to all the available sessions I was told that she didn't know. I asked who was available and I was only told that it was two girls, one blonde and one brunette and both would be available. It was like pulling teeth to get that out of the gal on the phone.

    I showed up at the correct time and was told that only the blonde (Mary) was available. Mary turned out to be the person I spoke to on the phone. She is an unattractive, overweight. 50'ish woman. After paying for a massage and having to remind her of the $10 discount I was shown to the room.

    In the room Mary proceeded to ask me how my day was going and not 30 seconds after I answered her that it was find she asked the same question again. She took literally 5 minutes to light the many candles in the room and turn out the lights. During this time the door was wide open and I was told to go ahead and get undressed. I was still hopeful that Mary was just setting the scene and the real masseuse would be coming in.

    Unfortunately Mary finally closed the door and started the massage. After asking what I would like after only 5 minutes of me on my stomach she asked for the flip. She spent almost no time on the massage and what she did do was so lackluster that I was almost happy to move on.

    I shouldn't have been happy. There was absolutely nothing during this 20 minute experience that would ever make anyone happy. If I thought the massage on my stomach was lackluster then I should have waited for the flip. Never in all my years in the hobby have I ever been so disappointed with everything about a visit. After a few minutes I just got up, got dressed, and left.

    So anyway I would not recommend a visit to Holistic Touch & Gifts. Ever.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  4. Tremolo
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Zoso #2  [View Original Post]
    I answered a BP ad today.

    http://annarbor.backpage.com/BodyRub...est-28/6945573

    And had one of the worst experiences I have ever had.

    I was looking forward to a new location for me and I was happy to see another 'American Massage' place available. With the location of the ad in the 'Body Rub' section it should be a given that extra's will be available.

    I called ahead to set up an appointment and check on pricing and availability of the girls. I was told what the prices were and when I asked if the $10 off stated in the ad applies to all the available sessions I was told that she didn't know. I asked who was available and I was only told that it was two girls, one blonde and one brunette and both would be available. It was like pulling teeth to get that out of the gal on the phone.

    I showed up at the correct time and was told that only the blonde (Mary) was available. Mary turned out to be the person I spoke to on the phone. She is an unattractive, overweight. 50'ish woman. After paying for a massage and having to remind her of the $10 discount I was shown to the room.

    In the room Mary proceeded to ask me how my day was going and not 30 seconds after I answered her that it was find she asked the same question again. She took literally 5 minutes to light the many candles in the room and turn out the lights. During this time the door was wide open and I was told to go ahead and get undressed. I was still hopeful that Mary was just setting the scene and the real masseuse would be coming in.

    Unfortunately Mary finally closed the door and started the massage. After asking what I would like after only 5 minutes of me on my stomach she asked for the flip. She spent almost no time on the massage and what she did do was so lackluster that I was almost happy to move on.

    I shouldn't have been happy. There was absolutely nothing during this 20 minute experience that would ever make anyone happy. If I thought the massage on my stomach was lackluster then I should have waited for the flip. Never in all my years in the hobby have I ever been so disappointed with everything about a visit. After a few minutes I just got up, got dressed, and left.

    So anyway I would not recommend a visit to Holistic Touch & Gifts. Ever.
    Ugh. Sorry to hear about your bad experience there. I agree. This place is the pits. I've been there twice. Never again. Once last year, I saw a blonde girl with back tattoos, which is a turnoff for me. Nice body but bad attitude. And once this year, I saw a brunette girl who had absolutely NO enthusiasm and wasn't attractive. This place is way overpriced for what they offer. Half the time it's closed. Plus, the girls seem like they have lot's of drama in their personal lives. And they aren't really that attractive. Bottom line though, is that they have bad attitudes and treat the customers poorly. Both times, I felt like I was interrupting them or bothering them to give me a massage. If they were really hot, I might chalk up the bad attitude to being stuck on themselves. But I cannot figure out why these barely attractive girls are even bothering to offer this service. I stick with Asian providers. They are usually pleasant and polite and respectful. Even if they are having a bad day.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  5. InSearchOfMoar
    Member

    Elegant in A2 area

    Any info on this? I recall reading some info about her in this thread (like her pics didn't do her justice) , but apparently there's "new personnel" on tap.

    http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...herapy/6272450

    Curious to hear more reviews about the proprietor and ANY info about the new addition would be appreciated.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  6. InSearchOfMoar
    Member

    Oh also.

    Forgot to add,

    TGTBT?

    http://annarbor.backpage.com/BodyRub...tandlt/6453394

    Originally Posted by InSearchOfMoar  [View Original Post]
    Any info on this? I recall reading some info about her in this thread (like her pics didn't do her justice) , but apparently there's "new personnel" on tap.

    http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...herapy/6272450

    Curious to hear more reviews about the proprietor and ANY info about the new addition would be appreciated.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  7. InSearchOfMoar
    Member

    Nvm.

    Stupidity got the better of me regarding "Elegant". Went back 1 page. To show my good faith, might TOFTT with her and her "apprentice".
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  8. Nooner01
    Inactive

    Jojo

    Any info on the following provider would be greatly appreciated. I will then TOFTT. Her pics are hot in my opinion.

    http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ojo-55/6127999
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  9. Orton1000
    Member

    Jo Jo

    Quote Originally Posted by Nooner01  [View Original Post]
    Any info on the following provider would be greatly appreciated. I will then TOFTT. Her pics are hot in my opinion.

    http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ojo-55/6127999
    I have not seen her, But she has good reviews on another site. Typical massage with a HE.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  10. KittyChaser010
    Member

    Jo Jo

    Quote Originally Posted by Orton1000  [View Original Post]
    I have not seen her, But she has good reviews on another site. Typical massage with a HE.
    I just did a post on her about a week or two ago. Decent looking for her age a bit saggy. Decent massage in lingerie. Will make you sanitize your hands at least 3 times during the hour. Full hour. Charges. 3 extra for nude I declined especially at $ hr. HJ finish used away too much oil but HJ was decent. Probably wouldn't repeat. Asked for f / s or BJ. Didn't happen although YMMV. Doubt it though especially as many times I had to sanitize my hands. Good luck. Though.

    Be safe out there.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  11. Shoeless1951
    Inactive

    Asian Amy & Luckie in Northville

    Just wondering if anybody has seen either of these two ladies recently. I have tried to contact both of them with no success. I have not seen any ads for either of them on Craigslist, so I'm wondering if they are still in business.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  12. Levenosky
    Member

    A2 Lola

    Visited her other day. It took me more than 5 minutes to take her address over phone, could not understand a word from her mouth. Finally made it there and was greeted pleasantly. No doubt she is a nice sweet person (her accent may be difficult to understand but attitude is very nice) offered some water before the massage. Massage was not bad but she clothed through out in a bath robe kinda dress. On the flip massage was over with HE. During the massage roaming / groping was not welcomed but she was polite in saying "no". I had gone through the previous reports contradicting my experience. However, may not waste my time and money to put it for a test again. The only surprise was she never requested for money before the massage and after. I had to ask her how much at the end.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  13. SneakAbout
    Member

    Carpenter And Judd. Elegant Massage Therapy

    This one is not worth it.

    Don't Bother.

    Stay away.

    http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...herapy/7621024
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  14. InSearchOfMoar
    Member

    Did you have the older lady or the new young black chick?

    Quote Originally Posted by SneakAbout  [View Original Post]
    This one is not worth it.

    Don't Bother.

    Stay away.

    http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...herapy/7621024
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  15. InSearchOfMoar
    Member

    You have the older lady or the young black chick?

    Quote Originally Posted by SneakAbout  [View Original Post]
    This one is not worth it.

    Don't Bother.

    Stay away.

    http://annarbor.backpage.com/Therape...herapy/7621024
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  16. TheOnly1
    Member

    Mei massage

    Second time at Mei. Great, great massage by an older woman. She had some very suggestive near misses, but not extras. $65 per hour.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  17. TheOnly1
    Member

    Piaoran massage in AA

    Anybody tried Piaoran Massage on Stadium? Looks to me like Mei, K and J, and the other place on Washtenaw (next to Mr Happy's Pizza and across from the Chinese market).a legit massage place with little to no chance of extras. I'd like to hear a report though.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  18. DarkSilver
    Inactive

    Quote Originally Posted by TheOnly1  [View Original Post]
    Anybody tried Piaoran Massage on Stadium? Looks to me like Mei, K and J, and the other place on Washtenaw (next to Mr Happy's Pizza and across from the Chinese market).a legit massage place with little to no chance of extras. I'd like to hear a report though.
    Been there 3 times, suggestive but that is as far as it goes. Required draping even durring table shower, legit massage only as far as I know. They also charge extra for table shower I think it was an additional $13, cash only last time I was here. Older woman does massage, her husband has often been in the building. Have seen a younger girl once in he building don't know if she does massages or not. The massage was very good though. Hope this helps
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  19. Kenzowilluta
    Member

    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  20. TwistedBrother
    Inactive

    She has mixed reviews in Lansing, where she's originally been working out of. Some said that in the past, at least, there were extras to be had. Others have said no, with a recent review to the negative. However, she's known for very good massages.

    I tried to schedule with her and got canceled on twice. However, I think it was due to personal issues which she's probably resolved now. I think she was someone who formerly mixed legit massage with occasional extras, and now is trying to be completely legit.

    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  21. Hank Reardon
    Member

    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  22. TwistedBrother
    Inactive

    There's TONS for reviews for this place on the Massage Parlor thread for Hunter. Mostly good, check it out.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hank Reardon  [View Original Post]
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  23. TwistedBrother
    Inactive

    Did you ever try her?

    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  24. TwistedBrother
    Inactive

    Yo, Adrian

    I know this isn't in AA, but being that Adrian is sort of in the Bermuda Triangle of AA, Hunter and Toledo, figure it deserves mention here.

    http://lansing.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-oriental-spa-misty-massage-25/7733677

    An AMP in Adrian! Interesting ... hope someone can check it out. Could be legit, or it could be like a similar small town AMP was several years ago (Alma, where the infamous Micki made many of us squirt), or it could be a simple HE place. Hope one of you who live close enough will sample, or I will sometime if I can.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  25. Tremolo
    Inactive

    Adrian Massage

    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedBrother  [View Original Post]
    I know this isn't in AA, but being that Adrian is sort of in the Bermuda Triangle of AA, Hunter and Toledo, figure it deserves mention here.

    http://lansing.backpage.com/BodyRubs...age-25/7733677

    An AMP in Adrian! Interesting. Hope someone can check it out. Could be legit, or it could be like a similar small town AMP was several years ago (Alma, where the infamous Micki made many of us squirt) , or it could be a simple HE place. Hope one of you who live close enough will sample, or I will sometime if I can.
    Good find! Thanks for the post.

    It looks very promising, from the ad. Nearly an hour away from AA. But still, a possible new alternative to the Lansing, Hunter and Western Metro Detroit places.

    Man, Ann Arbor is a ghost town for AMP activity lately.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  26. JuanBee
    Member

    Paioran

    Maybe someone can correct me on the terminology, but I think this place is what's known as a Jack Shack. I went there and got a great undraped massage from 40ish woman. Got real close to the boys a bunch of times. On the flip asked her if she could take care of a really stiff muscle and she said I could do it myself. I normally wouldn't do that but figured what the hell. No sense getting my own sheets soiled. My little revenge. I got some on her shirt.
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  27. Bigdikdanaler
    Inactive

    Mp

    Quote Originally Posted by JuanBee  [View Original Post]
    Maybe someone can correct me on the terminology, but I think this place is what's known as a Jack Shack. I went there and got a great undraped massage from 40ish woman. Got real close to the boys a bunch of times. On the flip asked her if she could take care of a really stiff muscle and she said I could do it myself. I normally wouldn't do that but figured what the hell. No sense getting my own sheets soiled. My little revenge. I got some on her shirt.
    These places are like AMPs trying to go legit, but they are clearly AMP workers, kinda weird, got serviced at k and j, struck out at the one on washtenaw, haven't been to this place yet
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  28. ImmAFool
    Member

    Piaoran

    Is the same owners as Mei. I think all 4 "commercial" massage places in A2 (Piaoran, Mei, Chinese across from Asia City, and K&J) are nothing but a tease these days. Getting serviced is a thing of the past, the threat of Leo looms large.

    This one looks new, and independents have more promise, http://annarbor.backpage.com/BodyRub...tandlt/6453394
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  29. ImmAFool
    Member

    Amy

    Quote Originally Posted by Shoeless1951  [View Original Post]
    Just wondering if anybody has seen either of these two ladies recently. I have tried to contact both of them with no success. I have not seen any ads for either of them on Craigslist, so I'm wondering if they are still in business.
    Her ad is back-http://annarbor.craigslist.org/thp/2791219848.html
    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply
  30. ImmAFool
    Member

    Another New Independent?

    Posted 2 years ago | #Reply

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