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  1. admin
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    Massage Parlor Reports

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    Posted 14 years ago | #Reply
  2. B Gilbertag
    Member

    Grandview

    So I found out what happened with Grandview. A D. A. Named Gilbert went to Grandview and tried to flex his muscle to get a free masage. When all he got was a massge he tried to force one of the girls to grab him and when she said no, he started screaming that he was going to shut the place down in not so nice language. Found this out from a friend that works with the guy that he is prosecuting him sometime this week. It looks like the rumors were to good to be true and they really didn't "release the stress" the way we like it. Makes me wonder about some of the posts on here though, if they are or were true or just some angry 5. 0 getting back for not getting something for free.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  3. B_Gilbertag
    Inactive

    Grandview

    So I found out what happened with Grandview. A D. A. Named Gilbert went to Grandview and tried to flex his muscle to get a free masage. When all he got was a massge he tried to force one of the girls to grab him and when she said no, he started screaming that he was going to shut the place down in not so nice language. Found this out from a friend that works with the guy that he is prosecuting him sometime this week. It looks like the rumors were to good to be true and they really didn't "release the stress" the way we like it. Makes me wonder about some of the posts on here though, if they are or were true or just some angry 5. 0 getting back for not getting something for free.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  4. B Gilbertag
    Member

    Grandview

    So I found out what happened with Grandview. A D. A. Named Gilbert went to Grandview and tried to flex his muscle to get a free masage. When all he got was a massge he tried to force one of the girls to grab him and when she said no, he started screaming that he was going to shut the place down in not so nice language. Found this out from a friend that works with the guy that he is prosecuting him sometime this week. It looks like the rumors were to good to be true and they really didn't "release the stress" the way we like it. Makes me wonder about some of the posts on here though, if they are or were true or just some angry 5. 0 getting back for not getting something for free.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  5. Brahmabull
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Harpo 8
    Went by Kyoto for an extended lunch yesterday. Figured I'd see what was shaking since they reopened. I rang the door bell expecting anjuma to answer (I get along with her because she likes to kid me about my ears for some reason). Well, lo-and-behold a 30-something spinner answers and I think, ok! Gets better, when she opened the door wearing typical Korean flipflops, Daisy Duke cut-offs and yellow tank top I knew the gods were smiling on me that day. Woo, hoo! Her name is BeBe if interested in booking a session.

    Well, paid for an hour massage which was quite good. Senior and trusted members can PM, but they are real skitish since the crack down and want to run a legit business to stay open. Keep it low key on here because the massages are really that good!
    WRONG FORUM. This belongs in Jessup. Kyoto is not in MC.

    It's Ahjumma, if you are going to try and use Korean terms at least spell them right. And they are out of luck they have already been reviewed openly as FS after they reopened on the EMP site. So much for low key.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  6. Harpo 8
    Member

    Dude, No Reson to Yell

    Originally Posted by Brahmabull
    WRONG FORUM. This belongs in Jessup. Kyoto is not in MC.

    It's Ahjumma, if you are going to try and use Korean terms at least spell them right. And they are out of luck they have already been reviewed openly as FS after they reopened on the EMP site. So much for low key.
    No disrespect, so I'll take the hit for the wrong forum. Thought Columbia was in MC, not HC. I'm not originally from this area.

    I'll take the hit for fat-fingering Anjumma also. Can be spelled both ways, Ahjumma or Ajumma. Check Google.

    Best Regards,

    Harpo
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  7. Brahmabull
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Harpo 8
    Went by Kyoto for an extended lunch yesterday. Figured I'd see what was shaking since they reopened. I rang the door bell expecting anjuma to answer (I get along with her because she likes to kid me about my ears for some reason). Well, lo-and-behold a 30-something spinner answers and I think, ok! Gets better, when she opened the door wearing typical Korean flipflops, Daisy Duke cut-offs and yellow tank top I knew the gods were smiling on me that day. Woo, hoo! Her name is BeBe if interested in booking a session.

    Well, paid for an hour massage which was quite good. Senior and trusted members can PM, but they are real skitish since the crack down and want to run a legit business to stay open. Keep it low key on here because the massages are really that good!
    WRONG FORUM. This belongs in Jessup. Kyoto is not in MC.

    It's Ahjumma, if you are going to try and use Korean terms at least spell them right. And they are out of luck they have already been reviewed openly as FS after they reopened on the EMP site. So much for low key.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  8. Harpo_8
    Inactive

    Dude, No Reson to Yell

    Originally Posted by Brahmabull
    WRONG FORUM. This belongs in Jessup. Kyoto is not in MC.

    It's Ahjumma, if you are going to try and use Korean terms at least spell them right. And they are out of luck they have already been reviewed openly as FS after they reopened on the EMP site. So much for low key.
    No disrespect, so I'll take the hit for the wrong forum. Thought Columbia was in MC, not HC. I'm not originally from this area.

    I'll take the hit for fat-fingering Anjumma also. Can be spelled both ways, Ahjumma or Ajumma. Check Google.

    Best Regards,

    Harpo
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  9. Harpo 8
    Member

    Dude, No Reson to Yell

    Originally Posted by Brahmabull
    WRONG FORUM. This belongs in Jessup. Kyoto is not in MC.

    It's Ahjumma, if you are going to try and use Korean terms at least spell them right. And they are out of luck they have already been reviewed openly as FS after they reopened on the EMP site. So much for low key.
    No disrespect, so I'll take the hit for the wrong forum. Thought Columbia was in MC, not HC. I'm not originally from this area.

    I'll take the hit for fat-fingering Anjumma also. Can be spelled both ways, Ahjumma or Ajumma. Check Google.

    Best Regards,

    Harpo
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  10. Brahmabull
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Harpo 8
    No disrespect, so I'll take the hit for the wrong forum. Thought Columbia was in MC, not HC. I'm not originally from this area.

    I'll take the hit for fat-fingering Anjumma also. Can be spelled both ways, Ahjumma or Ajumma. Check Google.

    Best Regards,

    Harpo

    Capitalization of words is not always 'yelling' often times it is for emphasis. If you thought I was yelling at you I am sorry I was not. Please accept my applogy.

    Techincally most mamasans would not qualify to be called Ahjumma/Ajumma, since they are older and mostly unmarried. Of all the ones I know they perfer to be called Eomeoni if they are older then you.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  11. Brahmabull
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Harpo 8
    No disrespect, so I'll take the hit for the wrong forum. Thought Columbia was in MC, not HC. I'm not originally from this area.

    I'll take the hit for fat-fingering Anjumma also. Can be spelled both ways, Ahjumma or Ajumma. Check Google.

    Best Regards,

    Harpo

    Capitalization of words is not always 'yelling' often times it is for emphasis. If you thought I was yelling at you I am sorry I was not. Please accept my applogy.

    Techincally most mamasans would not qualify to be called Ahjumma/Ajumma, since they are older and mostly unmarried. Of all the ones I know they perfer to be called Eomeoni if they are older then you.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  12. Tanithmagna
    Inactive

    Amma Massage Therapy

    Anyone know anything about Amma Massage Therapy? Review on another website said you could get a HJ and some play there but seems strange for location (Bethesda, MOCO).

    Any input would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  13. Tanithmagna
    Inactive

    Amma Massage Therapy

    Anyone know anything about Amma Massage Therapy? Review on another website said you could get a HJ and some play there but seems strange for location (Bethesda, MOCO).

    Any input would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  14. Brahmabull
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Tanithmagna
    Anyone know anything about Amma Massage Therapy? Review on another website said you could get a HJ and some play there but seems strange for location (Bethesda, MOCO).

    Any input would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

    Your thought process that MC would be legit spas only is generally accurate.

    However it has been confirmed that additional services (unwise for a spa in MC) have been available from this place. They are NOT an AMP (mostly European/Russian) so the tipping is higher for less. YMMV.

    Not all the girls offer the special massages.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  15. Brahmabull
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Tanithmagna
    Anyone know anything about Amma Massage Therapy? Review on another website said you could get a HJ and some play there but seems strange for location (Bethesda, MOCO).

    Any input would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

    Your thought process that MC would be legit spas only is generally accurate.

    However it has been confirmed that additional services (unwise for a spa in MC) have been available from this place. They are NOT an AMP (mostly European/Russian) so the tipping is higher for less. YMMV.

    Not all the girls offer the special massages.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  16. Thenocturnal
    Inactive

    Goodish legit massage in White Oak.

    http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...own-21/2514431

    Very good 4 hand massage, but manager failed to convey to workers that I had ordered a 90 minute, so they shorted it to an hour and I didn't see a clock until back out in the lobby (too late).

    Totally legit, no extras ( as expected given the location ), but it was a very good massage.

    When I first started going to AMPs, the massage was always good *and* extras. These days its all extras, pretty much no massage - even in places where there are barely any extras, so knowing a place for good massage is useful to me at least.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  17. Thenocturnal
    Inactive

    Goodish legit massage in White Oak.

    http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...own-21/2514431

    Very good 4 hand massage, but manager failed to convey to workers that I had ordered a 90 minute, so they shorted it to an hour and I didn't see a clock until back out in the lobby (too late).

    Totally legit, no extras ( as expected given the location ), but it was a very good massage.

    When I first started going to AMPs, the massage was always good *and* extras. These days its all extras, pretty much no massage - even in places where there are barely any extras, so knowing a place for good massage is useful to me at least.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  18. Lenny Canto
    Member

    A moment's thought

    I had two experiences today. (hey., I don't get out much anymore.).

    ONE was at ONE of the very few places left in M*C* where ONE can still relax. A quite good experience with a quite ugly girl (though the word 'girl', with its usual connotations of youth, is surely stretching it a bit.). Nice bod, though.

    Aforesaid U. G. Was very good to me, though she WAS a bit disappointed that she didn't arrive, and it showed on her face afterward. I wasn't sure whether to take that as compliment or as an insult.

    She upsold me before we began. But I couldn't complain by the end. Such are the picking in the time of Cholera.

    The other was at a little Latina joint ad'd in CP, and so the story doesn't really belong here. The Dearth is forcing us all, I suppose, to diversify. Anyway, turned out good. Very good, in fact. I'll be back, as Arrnould, would say.

    Yet it struck me, and this is the reason for posting tonight, that at least two of the VERY few places still worth visiting around these parts lie very near to cemeteries. You can't miss them. And that helps to assuage the monger guilt I still get from slinking around in the Hobby.

    It is called a 'Vanitas', and you can google it. In the Middle Ages, hobbying (it was all hobbying in the Middle Ages, as wives were pretty useless after the first 15 pregnancies. That is, by the age of 28 or so) was often depicted by artists with skulls and flowers. As indicating both the fragility and the brevity of life.

    Well. Not much info here. But thought I'd do some small part to liven up this once great board. When my days are done, I'll surely thank Dr. Doug for leading me to virtue.

    Luck and safety to all.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  19. Lenny_Canto
    Inactive

    A moment's thought

    I had two experiences today. (hey., I don't get out much anymore.).

    ONE was at ONE of the very few places left in M*C* where ONE can still relax. A quite good experience with a quite ugly girl (though the word 'girl', with its usual connotations of youth, is surely stretching it a bit.). Nice bod, though.

    Aforesaid U. G. Was very good to me, though she WAS a bit disappointed that she didn't arrive, and it showed on her face afterward. I wasn't sure whether to take that as compliment or as an insult.

    She upsold me before we began. But I couldn't complain by the end. Such are the picking in the time of Cholera.

    The other was at a little Latina joint ad'd in CP, and so the story doesn't really belong here. The Dearth is forcing us all, I suppose, to diversify. Anyway, turned out good. Very good, in fact. I'll be back, as Arrnould, would say.

    Yet it struck me, and this is the reason for posting tonight, that at least two of the VERY few places still worth visiting around these parts lie very near to cemeteries. You can't miss them. And that helps to assuage the monger guilt I still get from slinking around in the Hobby.

    It is called a 'Vanitas', and you can google it. In the Middle Ages, hobbying (it was all hobbying in the Middle Ages, as wives were pretty useless after the first 15 pregnancies. That is, by the age of 28 or so) was often depicted by artists with skulls and flowers. As indicating both the fragility and the brevity of life.

    Well. Not much info here. But thought I'd do some small part to liven up this once great board. When my days are done, I'll surely thank Dr. Doug for leading me to virtue.

    Luck and safety to all.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  20. Lenny Canto
    Member

    A moment's thought

    I had two experiences today. (hey., I don't get out much anymore.).

    ONE was at ONE of the very few places left in M*C* where ONE can still relax. A quite good experience with a quite ugly girl (though the word 'girl', with its usual connotations of youth, is surely stretching it a bit.). Nice bod, though.

    Aforesaid U. G. Was very good to me, though she WAS a bit disappointed that she didn't arrive, and it showed on her face afterward. I wasn't sure whether to take that as compliment or as an insult.

    She upsold me before we began. But I couldn't complain by the end. Such are the picking in the time of Cholera.

    The other was at a little Latina joint ad'd in CP, and so the story doesn't really belong here. The Dearth is forcing us all, I suppose, to diversify. Anyway, turned out good. Very good, in fact. I'll be back, as Arrnould, would say.

    Yet it struck me, and this is the reason for posting tonight, that at least two of the VERY few places still worth visiting around these parts lie very near to cemeteries. You can't miss them. And that helps to assuage the monger guilt I still get from slinking around in the Hobby.

    It is called a 'Vanitas', and you can google it. In the Middle Ages, hobbying (it was all hobbying in the Middle Ages, as wives were pretty useless after the first 15 pregnancies. That is, by the age of 28 or so) was often depicted by artists with skulls and flowers. As indicating both the fragility and the brevity of life.

    Well. Not much info here. But thought I'd do some small part to liven up this once great board. When my days are done, I'll surely thank Dr. Doug for leading me to virtue.

    Luck and safety to all.
    Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
  21. Bravedog
    Inactive

    Latina masseus

    Hey y'all.

    I've been visiting the gaithersburg and rockville parlors during the last few weeks and I think.

    I should provide you with some info. It seems they use the same latina massage therapist

    There (Laura very pretty) just send her from one to the other. Her service is good, attitude is.

    Great and looks are good if I may repeat. I have not been able to walk away happy with her,

    Perhaps its just me I don't know. And whats the deal with no music in the room? (IDK.

    0.90 for 1 hour.

    Anyone with more intel about this?
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  22. Bravedog
    Inactive

    Latina masseus

    Hey y'all.

    I've been visiting the gaithersburg and rockville parlors during the last few weeks and I think.

    I should provide you with some info. It seems they use the same latina massage therapist

    There (Laura very pretty) just send her from one to the other. Her service is good, attitude is.

    Great and looks are good if I may repeat. I have not been able to walk away happy with her,

    Perhaps its just me I don't know. And whats the deal with no music in the room? (IDK.

    0.90 for 1 hour.

    Anyone with more intel about this?
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  23. Brahmabull
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Bravedog  [View Original Post]
    Hey y'all.

    I've been visiting the gaithersburg and rockville parlors during the last few weeks and I think.

    I should provide you with some info. It seems they use the same latina massage therapist

    There (Laura very pretty) just send her from one to the other. Her service is good, attitude is.

    Great and looks are good if I may repeat. I have not been able to walk away happy with her,

    Perhaps its just me I don't know. And whats the deal with no music in the room? (IDK.

    0.90 for 1 hour.

    Anyone with more intel about this?
    Its montgomery county, you generally can not leave happy from a store front spa. MC usually shuts down all MPs that offer anything other then a massage.

    Do not get your hopes up. If you want to play in MC you have to see an independant.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  24. Brahmabull
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Bravedog
    Hey y'all.

    I've been visiting the gaithersburg and rockville parlors during the last few weeks and I think.

    I should provide you with some info. It seems they use the same latina massage therapist

    There (Laura very pretty) just send her from one to the other. Her service is good, attitude is.

    Great and looks are good if I may repeat. I have not been able to walk away happy with her,

    Perhaps its just me I don't know. And whats the deal with no music in the room? (IDK.

    0.90 for 1 hour.

    Anyone with more intel about this?
    Its montgomery county, you generally can not leave happy from a store front spa. MC usually shuts down all MPs that offer anything other then a massage.

    Do not get your hopes up. If you want to play in MC you have to see an independant.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  25. Kamen
    Inactive

    TOP SERVICE____++BEST STAFF (Gaithersburg / Rockville / Bethesda)

    Anyone try this place?

    They have ad in craigslist.

    Table shower is included! Rates: $125/90 minutes special body works.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  26. Kamen
    Inactive

    TOP SERVICE____++BEST STAFF (Gaithersburg / Rockville / Bethesda)

    Anyone try this place?

    They have ad in craigslist.

    Table shower is included! Rates: $125/90 minutes special body works.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  27. Brahmabull
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Kamen  [View Original Post]
    Anyone try this place?

    They have ad in craigslist.

    Table shower is included! Rates: $125/90 minutes special body works.
    Someone sent me a PM asking the very same question.

    This was my answer:

    yep and you will get a low quality over priced massage only.
    It has been well covered about these places in MC, especially those on Rockville Pike, Gaithersburg, and Montgomery Village.

    1701 rockville pike, rockville MD.20852

    966 Hungerford Dr, Rockville, MD

    620 Hungerford Drive #17 Rockville MD.

    18552 Office Park Dr, Montgomery Village, MD.

    9075 Shady Grove Ct, Gaithersburg, MD

    None of these are worth the price of admission. Nor are any that may pop up that are near buy or in the neighborhood. WITH VERY FEW and I mean VERY FEW exceptions, no store front spa in MC is going to over any extras. They tease you and mislead you, some will even take money on an UPSELL and not deliver the service you expect. MC closed all non-theraputic spas some years ago and has NOT allowed any non-thereputic spas to stay open. Zero tollerence in MC.

    There are a few exceptional independant providers in MC that is your best / only shot at a massage +.

    If all you want is a massage, you can go to any of those places that advertise on CL, you may get a good one but it won't be worth the price you pay when the same quality can be had for less outside this county. The reason they over charge is because the girls won't get tips not providing the expected services from most people, so the build it into the price.

    Good Luck. PG, Howard, Baltimore, AA, etc are all better places for you to find a good spa.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  28. Brahmabull
    Inactive

    Originally Posted by Kamen
    Anyone try this place?

    They have ad in craigslist.

    Table shower is included! Rates: $125/90 minutes special body works.
    Someone sent me a PM asking the very same question.

    This was my answer:

    yep and you will get a low quality over priced massage only.
    It has been well covered about these places in MC, especially those on Rockville Pike, Gaithersburg, and Montgomery Village.

    1701 rockville pike, rockville MD.20852

    966 Hungerford Dr, Rockville, MD

    620 Hungerford Drive #17 Rockville MD.

    18552 Office Park Dr, Montgomery Village, MD.

    9075 Shady Grove Ct, Gaithersburg, MD

    None of these are worth the price of admission. Nor are any that may pop up that are near buy or in the neighborhood. WITH VERY FEW and I mean VERY FEW exceptions, no store front spa in MC is going to over any extras. They tease you and mislead you, some will even take money on an UPSELL and not deliver the service you expect. MC closed all non-theraputic spas some years ago and has NOT allowed any non-thereputic spas to stay open. Zero tollerence in MC.

    There are a few exceptional independant providers in MC that is your best / only shot at a massage +.

    If all you want is a massage, you can go to any of those places that advertise on CL, you may get a good one but it won't be worth the price you pay when the same quality can be had for less outside this county. The reason they over charge is because the girls won't get tips not providing the expected services from most people, so the build it into the price.

    Good Luck. PG, Howard, Baltimore, AA, etc are all better places for you to find a good spa.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  29. Obx1824
    Inactive

    966 Hungerford Dr, Rockville, MD suite 3a and 11a

    I've been to both of these, 3a is 80 + 20% tip, decent massage, no HE, no TS.

    11a 125 for 90 min, TS, decent massage, offered for me to provide myself with HE, but she wouldn't touch.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
  30. Obx1824
    Inactive

    966 Hungerford Dr, Rockville, MD suite 3a and 11a

    I've been to both of these, 3a is 80 + 20% tip, decent massage, no HE, no TS.

    11a 125 for 90 min, TS, decent massage, offered for me to provide myself with HE, but she wouldn't touch.
    Posted 3 years ago | #Reply

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