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  1. Cowboy01
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    Texas Snake

    "KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE SNAKE !!"

    This particular snake is indigenous to south Texas and is sometimes referred to as the Rio Grande Beaver Snake. The scientific name for the serpent is; Clitoricus Amorous Pusicatus ~ and is found year round in temperate subtropical zones and usually on warm evenings in secluded Anzalduas Park near Mission, Texas.

    You took your eyes off the damn snake.

    Didn't You ?
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  2. Cowboy01
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    Little Girl Stuck in Fence

    Little girl stuck in fence.

    Firemen and police from the Dix Hills, N.Y. area, all joined in a team effort to rescue a young girl stuck in steel fence. It took several hours to extract her from her predicament.

    Fire Chief Stiffie said, 'This was a pretty tough rescue, it took us quite a while to come up with a plan to safely extract her from the fence.'

    Although the girl's entrapment was never life threatening it did take careful planning and gentle handling to safely remove her.

    She was taken to an area hospital where she was examined and released.
    Poor thing, this picture just about broke my heart.
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  3. Cowboy01
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    Texas Snake

    "KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE SNAKE !!"

    This particular snake is indigenous to south Texas and is sometimes referred to as the Rio Grande Beaver Snake. The scientific name for the serpent is; Clitoricus Amorous Pusicatus ~ and is found year round in temperate subtropical zones and usually on warm evenings in secluded Anzalduas Park near Mission, Texas.

    You took your eyes off the damn snake.

    Didn't You ?
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    • Cowboy01
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      Little Girl Stuck in Fence

      Little girl stuck in fence.

      Firemen and police from the Dix Hills, N.Y. area, all joined in a team effort to rescue a young girl stuck in steel fence. It took several hours to extract her from her predicament.

      Fire Chief Stiffie said, 'This was a pretty tough rescue, it took us quite a while to come up with a plan to safely extract her from the fence.'

      Although the girl's entrapment was never life threatening it did take careful planning and gentle handling to safely remove her.

      She was taken to an area hospital where she was examined and released.
      Poor thing, this picture just about broke my heart.
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      • Gdlint
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        Life in Bottles

        Crap. I'm already at 3!
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      • Gdlint
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        Life in Bottles

        Crap. I'm already at 3!
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        • Gdlint
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          Protection
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        • Gdlint
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          Protection
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          • A John
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            Quench your thirst with the happy juice group.........


            http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...our_thirst.wmv
            Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
          • A_John
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            Quench your thirst with the happy juice group.........


            http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.ph...our_thirst.wmv
            Posted 5 years ago | #Reply
          • A John
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            I woke up feeling pretty good today and then someone sent me this......

            CRAP!! Are we really that old???

            Eddie Haskell, The Beaver and Wally!
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          • A_John
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            I woke up feeling pretty good today and then someone sent me this......

            CRAP!! Are we really that old???

            Eddie Haskell, The Beaver and Wally!
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            • Gdlint
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              Fishing License
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            • Gdlint
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              Fishing License
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              • Cowboy01
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                Quote Originally Posted by Aacountyman
                ah, no. That thing is a guy.
                I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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              • Cowboy01
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                Originally Posted by Aacountyman
                ah, no. That thing is a guy.
                I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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                • Misfit
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                  Letha Weapons

                  New reports indicate that the leading cause of infant death is caused by suffocation. What a way to die.

                  Misfit
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                • Misfit
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                  Letha Weapons

                  New reports indicate that the leading cause of infant death is caused by suffocation. What a way to die.

                  Misfit
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                  • Cowboy01
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                    Lenny Bruce Responds to the PC Police

                    Lenny Bruce responds.
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                  • Cowboy01
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                    Lenny Bruce Responds to the PC Police

                    Lenny Bruce responds.
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                    • Gdlint
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                      The Hand Grenade Butt Plug.

                      Fire in the Hole!
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                    • Gdlint
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                      The Hand Grenade Butt Plug.

                      Fire in the Hole!
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                      • A John
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                        Have You received Yours Yet ??

                        President Barack Obama's new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener.

                        Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2009 IRS tax forms.

                        It's free to everyone who is employed and who will be paying for someone else

                        Be watching for yours in your mail box, SOON !!!
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                      • A_John
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                        Have You received Yours Yet ??

                        President Barack Obama's new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener.

                        Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2009 IRS tax forms.

                        It's free to everyone who is employed and who will be paying for someone else

                        Be watching for yours in your mail box, SOON !!!
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                        • Gdlint
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                          The truest statement ever put on a T shirt.
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                        • Gdlint
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                          The truest statement ever put on a T shirt.
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                          • Wolfgang
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                            Too late.

                            Quote Originally Posted by A John
                            President Barack Obama's new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener.

                            Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2009 IRS tax forms.

                            It's free to everyone who is employed and who will be paying for someone else

                            Be watching for yours in your mail box, SOON !!!

                            I already got mine in 2001 right after GW pooped his pants while reading My Pet Goat. It came out when he passed the tax cuts to the weathiest and finished Reagans' job of driving the country into a ditch.
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                          • Wolfgang
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                            Too late.

                            Originally Posted by A John
                            President Barack Obama's new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener.

                            Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2009 IRS tax forms.

                            It's free to everyone who is employed and who will be paying for someone else

                            Be watching for yours in your mail box, SOON !!!

                            I already got mine in 2001 right after GW pooped his pants while reading My Pet Goat. It came out when he passed the tax cuts to the weathiest and finished Reagans' job of driving the country into a ditch.
                            Posted 4 years ago | #Reply
                          • Gdlint
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                            Let's get back to Pussy!

                            I think some of you guys suffer from this at times.
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                          • Gdlint
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                            Let's get back to Pussy!

                            I think some of you guys suffer from this at times.
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