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  1. Aquapuss
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    Originally Posted by Fatbatman
    This smell I didn´t notice. I thought she was pretty clean and tasted like a girl should taste.
    It makes quite a difference. This hobby definitely has its downsides. LOL!
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  2. Patriofelis
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    This aquapuss is nothing but a pathetic looser and joke. Dont believe his lies. Most of the girls that he claims to meet, are the once he has not even met. He is just copying others reports of these girls, and adding his own opinions and lies on them. Aquapuss is talking nothing but bullshit. He is nothing but pathetic looser. Do you even know that he was banned on Sihteeriopisto, because his stupid behavior. Go there and look his writings in there.

    Aquapuss=TBA

    I can assure that Marianeito is beautiful and very nice girl. Also sex is great. Some men wont like her, but most of men like her very much. Those things that aquapuss told her are pure lies. Marianeito is 100% pure and clean, and she dont smell. Just look at this report on her.

    Link deleted by Admin

    Also aquapuss reports on Mira W, Isabel and Paulatar are bullshit, pure lies. He has not even met those girls. In my opinoins Isabel is very nice girl .

    Also pimping is illegal in Finland and Finish prostitutes are independent. Person who claims that finish prostitutes are pimped is totally wrong. Check examle Anna Kontulas research on Finish prostitution. So even here aquapuss stories are lies.

    I think that aquapuss is troll or he has some mental problems.

    EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited because it contained links to a competing Forum.

    This may come as a surprise to some of you, but you CANNOT use my forum to start or otherwise promote your own or another Forum. This includes Delphi, Google, or Yahoo groups.

    The Forum's policy regarding the posting of links to other websites is clearly stated in the Forum FAQ, but I'll re-state it here for additional clarity:

    1. You ARE ENCOURAGED to post links to other websites that are purely informational, meaning websites that provide information in the way of text reports, maps, photos, etc.

    2. You MAY NOT post links to other websites that include a forum of any sort, either as a part of the website or with a link to another url with a forum.

    3. You MAY post links to other websites that are essentially commercial in nature so long as they do not include pornographic material and do not charge a fee of any sort to view the website. Essentially, this means personal escort websites.

    4. You MAY NOT post links to commercial websites that charge a fee of any sort.

    If you want to start your own forum, then you can build your traffic the way I did, with hard work and a lot of time.

    Senior Members who violate this policy will be downgraded to Regular Membership.

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    Repeated violations will result in the perpetrator being banned from the Forum.

    Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines and the Forum's FAQ for further information.

    Thanks,

    Hunter
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  3. Bentsku
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    Originally Posted by Aquapuss
    ..Fifteen minutes of decent suction and I shot my load down her throat. She gagged a while and spit it on her chest. Kinky. Score back up, to 7/10.
    ...
    Nice story pal, but I know she does only with condom.

    It would be interesting to check which percentage of the Aquapusses reports are fairytales. My suggestion is 90 percent. What are the quesses of other Finnish society writers?

    Have a nice endings and love each others ... especially Aquapuss: have a haircut and find a real life ;)
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  4. Aquapuss
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    Lots of "new" posters aka Isabel

    As I warned you all before, the blackmailer/scammer/liar Isabel is very prolific with fake identities and personalities. Unfortunately for her, her poor english betrays her nicely. :-)

    I will not partake to this new string of insults to keep the board as clean as possible. However, I will continue my reports on prostitutes in Helsinki, Finland and wherever I sample them. And as usual, the reports will be direct, to the point and brutally honest. Of course they are my opinions too. The good, the bad and the ugly.

    Happy New Year to all the *real* cityxguide.com members!

    aquapuss
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  5. Bentsku
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    Originally Posted by Aquapuss
    As I warned you all before, the blackmailer/scammer/liar ...
    Yes, this is nation wide conspiracy against Aquapuss and his fairytails organized by Isabel. This might alternatively be someones schizophrenic picture of his own world.

    But your stories are funny though they are mostly copied from sihteeriopisto.fi forum.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  6. Snowman71
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    Originally Posted by Aquapuss
    As I warned you all before, the blackmailer/scammer/liar Isabel is very prolific with fake identities and personalities. Unfortunately for her, her poor english betrays her nicely. :-)

    I will not partake to this new string of insults to keep the board as clean as possible. However, I will continue my reports on prostitutes in Helsinki, Finland and wherever I sample them. And as usual, the reports will be direct, to the point and brutally honest. Of course they are my opinions too. The good, the bad and the ugly.

    Happy New Year to all the *real* cityxguide.com members!

    aquapuss
    Hi TBA . If somebody is fake, it is you. You talk and talk about Isebel, but you don't know her. She is most kind woman who I know.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  7. Aquapuss
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    Vanessa - An Excellent Provider

    This is the real deal. Mid-twenties, 5'9", blonde, blue eyes. Sexy finnish secretary type who is really good looking. She has done modeling and it shows. Some may even remember her from those circles.

    She has an excellent really tight pussy and you have to be careful not to thrust too hard until she gets her juices flowing. I especially loved taking her from behind when she was bent over a sofa. Her BJ is also one of the better ones among the Helsinki providers. She does appear a little reserved but eventually allowed just about anything I asked.

    I'd rate her #2 so far in Helsinki, right after the magnificent Michelle with a special merit for her good looks, classy dress and cleanliness. Her number is 0408131210. Please check her out in the Photo Gallery.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  8. Aquapuss
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    Isabel's self-assessment

    Originally Posted by Snowman71
    Hi TBA . If somebody is fake, it is you. You talk and talk about Isebel, but you don't know her. She is most kind woman who I know.
    Thank you Isabel. It is always good to have a high opinion of oneself. LOL!
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  9. Aquapuss
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    Originally Posted by Bentsku
    Yes, this is nation wide conspiracy against Aquapuss and his fairytails organized by Isabel.
    Truly moronic logic indeed, "Bentsku". Been there, done that, know better. No additional harm will come to me from Isabel. However, I do want to warn others from falling victim to one of her numerous scams and in the worst case, blackmail attempts. "Ho' intel" is the primary function of this board, after all...

    But then again, it's already been established that you are in fact a sockpuppet of the scammer Isabel herself.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  10. Aquapuss
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    Originally Posted by Willejami
    Aquapuss is a shit writer. He is bitter and disappointed because some girls will not meet him another time.
    Not quite, Sherlock. As far as "girls" go, I'll post a picture of Isabel shortly so we can all admire her "girly" figure and what Willejami likes in "girls". :-)
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  11. Fatbatman
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    Although Aquapuss exaggerates in his reports there is always at least sth true in them. For example what comes to Isabel's character, I totally agree with Aquapuss. This woman shouldn't be in a servicebusiness.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  12. Fatbatman
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    Originally Posted by Patriofelis
    Aquapuss is talking nothing but bullshit. He is nothing but pathetic looser. Do you even know that he was banned on Sihteeriopisto, because his stupid behavior. Go there and look his writings in there.
    I have a strong feeling that Patriofelis is aka Strontium9000 in finnish forum. If so, it is very difficult to take Patriofelis's comments seriously. If someone is a loser, it has to be Patriofelis/Strontium. All other writers and readers laugh at him in finnish forum.

    Originally Posted by Patriofelis
    I can assure that Marianeito is beautiful and very nice girl. Also sex is great. Some men wont like her, but most of men like her very much. Those things that aquapuss told her are pure lies. Marianeito is 100% pure and clean, and she dont smell. Just look at this report on her.
    Have you met her or are you just repeating what bigger boys have written.

    Originally Posted by Patriofelis
    Also aquapuss reports on Mira W, Isabel and Paulatar are bullshit, pure lies. He has not even met those girls. In my opinoins Isabel is very nice girl .
    Have you met all those girls or are you just repeating what men have written.

    Originally Posted by Patriofelis
    I think that aquapuss is troll or he has some mental problems.
    Everyone has mental problems. So what? Are you sure that your problems are lesser than others.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  13. Aquapuss
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    Originally Posted by Neurosynth
    The primary source of information I used was here:

    http://www.sihteeriopisto.net/engbbs...f51bfc256f5dfb

    There you will find some ads for outcall girls, very few reviews, some mention of Thai massage parlors that *sometimes* offer more...and one random report of a crack addled streetwalker.
    Just a couple of notes about that sihteeriopisto site. I've booked a few girls from the escort ads on the site. Sometimes the pictures are real, sometimes fake or 10 years old. The site doesn't care if the ads and pictures are fraudulent or not and won't remove them as long as somebody pays them.

    Now as far as their "reviews" go, they are *worthless* since the site does not allow any negative feedback on its "own girls". Furthermore, the site allows fake reports published by the prostitutes themselves under various fake identities. I'm sure you can guess that these reports tend to be absolutely glowing with praise. In fact a couple of prostitutes who advertise there have laughed publicly about the gullibility of the board members.

    I think it is fair to say that sihteeriopisto is basically a scam. It is a pimping business that tries to masquarade as a review site.

    But if you use it like I did, at least you get something decent 20-30% of the time and sometimes for the finnish language challenged that's better than nothing.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  14. Viljo
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    Originally Posted by Elton
    Mikado is gone.

    According to newspapers today, Mikado has ceased its operations permanently. The doors were closed on December 22nd.

    Embarrasment caused to the building and club owners by open prostitution was cited as the reason.

    So, it's only Alcatraz and www.sihteeriopisto.net now.
    Sad to see Mikado go. There is a new place opening on Ratakatu within a month that will take the place of Mikado so need not to worry too much.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  15. Mira_Wee
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    Originally Posted by Viljo
    I think it is also true that MiraW has a loose and lazy pussy but I disagree about her age and sagging body with Aquapuss. No woman in her thirties will have the tight and trim body of a fit 20 something, Mira included. I think that a loose pussy is unavoidable after several years of prostitution and thousands of cocks stretching it. It is the price of success. I'd still bang Mira, no problem.
    So now you know, if you ever meet and try me...what´s size is Viljo´s brother (=fellow in his pants) *ucking great new year for all of you!
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  16. Strontium9000
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    Originally Posted by Aquapuss
    With the exception of 1 or 2, girls from this site should be generally avoided. Poor service, poor hygiene, many druggies and disgusting looks. Truly the bottom of the barrel as far as Finland goes. Most of the pictures are fake and you actually get a much older, fatter and uglier woman. Or a narc. I know it is difficult to imagine looking at some of the pictures.

    The one exception is Michelle who is a latina-looking cutie in her 20's. She's on the Helsinki list occasionally. Her little sis goes unadvertised but is definitely worth a go as well. Michelle will tell you if her sis is available.

    The best bets are the oft-mentioned bars/clubs in the city but any bar or even daytime Stockmann will yield a russian hottie if you know how to spot them and are discreet about it.
    I agree with aqua, that sihteeriopisto is a scam. I once got venerial disease from a girl whose name begins with M and has four letters and ends with W fifth letter. When I called back she said she was healthy but did not want to take test with me. Since then I've just written and used my own hand. It is safer and my hand is not too bad. Some of the girls are very beautiful and I like to bang bang them very much but my health comes first.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  17. Strontium9000
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    Originally Posted by Fatbatman
    I have a strong feeling that Patriofelis is aka Strontium9000 in finnish forum. If so, it is very difficult to take Patriofelis's comments seriously. If someone is a loser, it has to be Patriofelis/Strontium. All other writers and readers laugh at him in finnish forum.

    Have you met her or are you just repeating what bigger boys have written.

    Have you met all those girls or are you just repeating what men have written.

    Everyone has mental problems. So what? Are you sure that your problems are lesser than others.
    Hey I maybe a loser but I'm not Patriofelis. It's okey if people laugh at me, I like to make people happy. Its' much better than being depressed, and believe me I am depressed a lot. But I like not to be so lay off off me.

    I have actually had sex with actual women and it was naminami. It's just that not everyone can afford a hore every paycheck so I use my hand because everyone does it anyway and watch pictures. People make fun of my problems but you now what, big shot? I live in my own apartment have my own moped and colour TV and bank card. And I work three days every week and pay most of my bills most of the time so don't make fun of me here, dorka.

    My favorite girl in the whole world is Michelle from Sihteeriopisto and I will have a threesome with her when I get a raise.

    Good vibrators to everyone.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  18. Strontium9000
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    Originally Posted by Aquapuss
    Her pussy was as big as a baseball glove. One of the three biggest pussies out of the hundreds I've fucked. Score down to 5/10.
    Everybody say MiraW has big pussy. I wasn't happy with that pussy for other reasons. Is there any way for woman to use her muscles to tight it up while she gets fucked? I mean I can do it with my butt so I think it the same.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  19. Strontium9000
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    Originally Posted by Viljo
    This is hilarious! Only a person with uncommonly low intelligence would write something like this.

    Now let me explain. If you got "a number of new customers" as a result of Aquapuss' writing, then obviously at least "a number of new customers' took it seriously.

    Got it now, Einstein? :-)
    Einstein HAHAHAHAHAAA, that is so funny. Should be more like Holstein. Ammuuu.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  20. Strontium9000
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    Originally Posted by Bentsku
    I really hope that it's not the case. His posts are funny to read sometimes with all his childishness but it starts to sicken when realising that grown up man is so serious but still sound like a joke .
    Hey Bentsku, tuutiitutööttituu azzhole! I did nothing to hurt you azzhole so stop flaming me azzhole. Bentsku = Azzhole.

    Isabel is as aquapuss says kriminal intent. Shame on her and her bad teeth to come here and disturb real men here who fuck alot and tell how it is to other bangers
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  21. Strontium9000
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    Originally Posted by Paulatar
    Do you, Mr A., really believe that your "reports" are taken seriousely by anyone? I mean, in the sense you'd like it to be?

    I got a number of new customers by your writing, see you gentlemen in January in Helsinki! And Happy New Year!

    -Paulatar
    Hey Holstein,

    Tuutiitutööttituu tu juu tuu. When writing to english forum must study english so others can understand! Not too much to ask? Aquapuss has opinion and his entitled to it. Too bad you don't like because its his opinion and thats all that matters because thats what he thinks. I know his opinion is good too because I agree with it, so we cant both be wrong on one single person. Deal with it or find the door!
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  22. Londoner
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    Londoner

    Now that the famous Mikado is forever closed, what are the best places in Helsinki, besides Alcatraz, to find some "evening entertainment?"

    Will be visiting Helsinki in mid-February. Any info would be greatly appreciated.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  23. Kubinage
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    The time after Mikado

    The owners of the past Mikado have bought this restaurant Soho in Ratakatu 9. Guys told me that last Saturday there were ladies more than enough to have fun with. It might be that the hookers from Mikado will move or have moved there.

    Weekends you might find a good place to pick ladies with out money in music pubs like Sir Eino near Erottaja or Gaselli on the other side of the park Esplanad. Music bar Michelle and its downstairs König are also famous places to find willing lady companion next to Gaselli. Older gals you can find from Storyville.

    Working days it is difficoult to find ladies anywhere. Recommend to try Soho, if it is the case.
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  24. Traveller71
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    soho "new mikado"

    Visited Soho last Wednesday and I must say it´s just awesome!

    Huge, shiny new, and lots of beautiful girls.

    Highly recommended.

    Traveller
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  25. San_Tarm
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    Originally Posted by Traveller71
    Visited Soho last Wednesday and I must say it´s just awesome!

    Huge, shiny new, and lots of beautiful girls.

    Highly recommended.

    Traveller
    You must have visited Soho in New York, since I think "girls" were mostly old hags from Russia, who don't make living there as wh***s, because of their appearance and atitude. That was situation at least on friday. I would recommend to visit St. Pete or Moscow to find some ladies with class. Closer to Helsinki best bet would be probably to go accross the bay to Tallinn. Also rumoured sex purchase criminalization have driven customers away and I think women will go back home Mother Russia soon.

    P4P scene in Finland will soon totally change over to internet sites is my guess.

    Soho restaurant itself is quite stylish.

    --/San
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  26. Traveller71
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    Originally Posted by San Tarm
    You must have visited Soho in New York, since I think "girls" were mostly old hags from Russia, who don't make living there as wh***s, because of their appearance and atitude. That was situation at least on friday. I would recommend to visit St. Pete or Moscow to find some ladies with class. Closer to Helsinki best bet would be probably to go accross the bay to Tallinn. Also rumoured sex purchase criminalization have driven customers away and I think women will go back home Mother Russia soon.

    P4P scene in Finland will soon totally change over to internet sites is my guess.

    Soho restaurant itself is quite stylish.

    --/San
    I´m comparing situation against the "old" clubs alcatraz and gentlemans club in Helsinki.

    Of course you´ll find more options from st.petersburg or moscow but they are miles away from here!

    (Or you could simply go to estrark 92 club in Puerto Banus in Spain)

    I just think that the soho is the best shot that you can have in Helsinki.

    Brg

    Traveller
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  27. ChicagoBoy23
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    newbie

    First time visitor to Finland. Have mongered in St. Petersburg, Moscow, Lima, Buenos Aires, Tijuana, and Caracas.

    Don't speak a word of Finnish.

    I am in Helsinki late Friday night.

    If I go to Soho - what can I expect to pay?

    Thanks in advance!!!
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  28. Gabrielsilva
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    To be or not to be...

    Hi gentlemen,


    Well, I do not even know how. To start, I am amazed. A state of perplexity stroke me!

    All those discussions and aggravation about the servicemindness or lack of it of one or two ladies!

    What a luck we don´t have these disputes in the thai forum or in the indonesian or even brazilian. It would not remain enough space for the rest of the world!

    I hope that you all reflect a little bit that the purpose of the forum is to be informative and constructive and not to create antagonism, disputes and destructive criticism.

    In the meantime I advise you fellows to take a break and come over to old Svea and enjoy the peacefulness of our winter in the beautiful company of some nice looking ladies and do not forget to bring along a nice bottle of Finlandia or Koskenkorva. Kippis. !

    From Sweden with. GREETINGS

    Gab
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  29. Master_Gauge
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    You may expect to pay 150 euros for one session (0,5-1 h)
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply
  30. San_Tarm
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    Originally Posted by Traveller71
    I´m comparing situation against the "old" clubs alcatraz and gentlemans club in Helsinki.

    Of course you´ll find more options from st.petersburg or moscow but they are miles away from here!

    (Or you could simply go to estrark 92 club in Puerto Banus in Spain)

    I just think that the soho is the best shot that you can have in Helsinki.

    Brg

    Traveller
    OK, I see your point. Actually I visited that same evening in Gentlemen's Club and saw most amazing looking blond stripper from Estonia. That body was awesome!

    Btw. St. Pete is "only" 400 km from Helsinki, so for some traveller's that would be an option: return ticket in train from Helsinki to St. Pete would cost about 100 €. And Pulkovo plane 180 €. Train goes 2-3 times a day but Pulkovo plane not even every day if I remember correctly. Finnair I think flies every day, but price is lot higher.

    San Son Sun
    Posted 8 years ago | #Reply

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