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  1. Desertratco
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    August, 2010

    Wow--this board is rather dead, huh? I'll add this report.

    I'm on Coz for a week doing some diving. Took today off and rented a scooter to visit the rest of the island and see what's up with the mongering sites. I stopped at the Greenhouse near the main plaza (a previous post had the location close--it's on Av. 2 Norte, one block north of the Plaza and a half block from Av Rafael Melgar). Within 20 seconds of sitting down at a table, a girl walked up to me--actually, I should say a woman--I can't for the life of me remember her name. She immediately propositioned me--"you can have a drink and sex here." Wow. Talk about fast work! She looked OK (probably a 6 or so), D cups, and the price wasn't too bad (negotiated 1100 MX, or about $87 US). Went back to the room which is, as described in a previous post, the size of a small walk-in closet) and we got down to business. A short, mediocre massage, then the cover went on, CBJ with DATY, CG, mish. Changed condoms, got a little more CBJ, then finished with mish. I've never mongered in a place as hot and humid as Cozumel, so I was sweating profusely when I finished. I had to take a short shower to wash off the sweat, then tossed on some Purell to sanitize the boys. Left reasonably happy after paying 40 pesos for the coke I had.

    Did my circuit of the island, checking out all the tourist trap gift shops on the way. The beaches on the east side of the island, btw, are really pretty, if a little narrow. I should come back sometime and just hang on one of the beaches for a day.

    Anyway, as I finished the grand tour, I ran up past the other sites near the international pier. Barco looked open but I didn't go in. I dropped by the Club Salsa where I went in just to look around. At this point, I only had $500 mx and $25 US in my pocket. I was met immediately by a cute, 25-ish girl named April. C/D cup boobs, pretty face, I would say 7-8. She gave the usual "want a drink? Want sex?" routine. We chatted for a bit and she asked if i wanted to go back to the room. I mentioned to her how much money i had in my pocket and, after a bit of thought, she agreed, saying "when you come back, you pay me more, yes?" I said yes, though I don't know if I'll have time to return on this trip. Anyway, we went back into a larger toom than in Greenhouse, though again, no AC. hot as hell back there. Good CBJ, finger in kitty, DATY, enthusiastic CG and mish. Had to end with a HJ, since I'd already popped earlier in the day. Damn this getting-old thing. Room was really hot, btw--I left a rather large sweat stain on the sheet. Good thing I was the last customer of the day--chicas were leaving the bar as I headed out the door.

    Anyway, two pops for about 150. lousy by TJ standards, but not bad based on what's been posted on this board.

    Two more things: as I drove past Salsa on a recon, I saw California Club two doors down. I had walked past the place the other night on a long hike from the hotel, but didn't see the sign. The place looks totally empty--abandoned, even. The storm shutter was rolled down completely and no movement in sight, even as I was leaving at 6:30 or so. I don't know what it means--could be closed, or not.

    Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.

    Stay safe out there!
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  2. One_Wing_Low
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    Cozumel La Zona Roja for locals

    Cozumel has a fairly large town East of the town square.

    There have to be many venues for local mongers. A Zona Roja is probably a few miles from the town center.

    I was in Cozumel recently and was driving all over the island, but I had company so I did not monger.

    Any bros in the island should engage a taxi driver to find the exact directions to La Zona Roja and advise. Or may be a search of the internet may point to some directions...
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  3. Desertratco
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    Originally Posted by Desertratco

    Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.

    Stay safe out there!
    Oops. I misread the previous post. I guess it's possible that you could get one of the ED meds for $50 for four, but that's still $12.50 per dose. I bought some generics from an Indian company online (I can't remember the name) and they seem to be OK. The only thing is that maybe one out of 5 doesn't seem to work--I take it and nothing happens. However, since I bought the things for about $4.50 per pill, (I think it was $80 for 20, plus about $10 for shipping) missing one out of 5 seems reasonable. No spam from them or anything, but I do get a polite letter every few months "reminding" me to get a refill.
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  4. Bbond
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    Originally Posted by Surferboy67
    Why are the girls still asking $150? Haven't they heard about supply vs demand?
    It is very clear you don't understand Mexico or Mexican economics.
    Business drops, prices rise as the girl works less, she wants to make more money per fuck. A sure business killer, but that's the way they work it. Stupid, and don't fall for it.

    Sure I am not there, but in Nuevo Laredo, the same situation applies, you should see some of the girls I get for 300 - 400 pesos for 2 hours, it's my money, my rules, you would be surprised how many will agree. (they have mouths to feed at home, it's something or nothing.) Last girl I had here spent the night for 500 pesos, probably would have taken 400, if I pushed the issue.
    But why argue over 100 pesos, about $8? You should see my 1pm appointment tomorrow, solid 8 with a 10+ service factor, will cost me 500 pesos, but she will stay till I say go.
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  5. Bbond
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    Originally Posted by Desertratco
    Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.
    !
    Keep looking, AWAY from the tourist trap locations, you will get much better prices.

    I am 60+ years old, I buy NONE of those, if the feel and smell of a pretty pussy don't get me up then it's time to quit.

    Pay 300 pesos for a pussy, and then $25 for a pill to fuck it? Get real.
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  6. Grey_#1
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    Originally Posted by Bbond
    Keep looking, AWAY from the tourist trap locations, you will get much better prices.

    I am 60+ years old, I buy NONE of those, if the feel and smell of a pretty pussy don't get me up then it's time to quit.

    Pay 300 pesos for a pussy, and then $25 for a pill to fuck it? Get real.
    How about the names and locations of a few of those places? I use your philosophy, but I think not as well as you. I will be in Cozumel 8/28 for 3 or 4 days. Any chance of you giving me a little tour?
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  7. jdit
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    Originally Posted by Desertratco
    Wow-this board is rather dead, huh? I'll add this report.

    I'm on because for a week doing some diving. Took today off and rented a scooter to visit the rest of the island and see what's up with the mongering sites. I stopped at the Greenhouse near the main plaza (a previous post had the location close-it's on Av. 2 Norte, one block north of the Plaza and a half block from Av Rafael Melgar). Within 20 seconds of sitting down at a table, a girl walked up to me-actually, I should say a woman-I can't for the life of me remember her name. She immediately propositioned me-"you can have a drink and sex here. " Wow. Talk about fast work! She looked OK (probably a 6 or so), the cups, and the price wasn't too bad (negotiated 1100 MX, or about $87 US). Went back to the room which is, as described in a previous post, the size of a small walk-in closet) and we got down to business. A short, mediocre massage, then the cover went on, CBJ with DATY, CG, mish. Changed condoms, got a little more CBJ, then finished with mish. I've never mongered in a place as hot and humid as Cozumel, so I was sweating profusely when I finished. I had to take a short shower to wash off the sweat, then tossed on some Purell to sanitize the boys. Left reasonably happy after paying 40 pesos for the coke I had.

    Did my circuit of the island, checking out all the tourist trap gift shops on the way. The beaches on the east side of the island, BTW, are really pretty, if a little narrow. I should come back sometime and just hang on one of the beaches for a day.

    Anyway, as I finished the grand tour, I ran up past the other sites near the international pier. Barco looked open but I didn't go in. I dropped by the Club Salsa where I went in just to look around. At this point, I only had $500 mx and $25 US in my pocket. I was met immediately by a cute, 25-ish girl named April. C/D cup boobs, pretty face, I would say 7-8. She gave the usual "want a drink? Want sex? " routine. We chatted for a bit and she asked if I wanted to go back to the room. I mentioned to her how much money I had in my pocket and, after a bit of thought, she agreed, saying "when you come back, you pay me more, yes? " I said yes, though I don't know if I'll have time to return on this trip. Anyway, we went back into a larger toom than in Greenhouse, though again, no AC. Hot as hell back there. Good CBJ, finger in kitty, DATY, enthusiastic CG and mish. Had to end with a HJ, since I'd already popped earlier in the day. Damn this getting-old thing. Room was really hot, BTW-I left a rather large sweat stain on the sheet. Good thing I was the last customer of the day-chicas were leaving the bar as I headed out the door.

    Anyway, two pops for about 150. Lousy by Tijuana standards, but not bad based on what's been posted on this board.

    Two more things: as I drove past Salsa on a recon, I saw California Club two doors down. I had walked past the place the other night on a long hike from the hotel, but didn't see the sign. The place looks totally empty-abandoned, even. The storm shutter was rolled down completely and no movement in sight, even as I was leaving at 6:30 or so. I don't know what it means-could be closed, or not.

    !
    I love Cozumel because that's where I earned my advanced diving certifications. What a great dive local. It's been a few years since I was there solo. Cozumel (beautiful island that it is) is one of the safest places in Mexico; a reasonably secure family spot. The police are on top of everything and everyone coming on the island and "crime" is less there than in my US town.

    You are right about the leanness of reports on this locale. Cozumel has talent. And play. But it's not always easily affordable (I. E. Tijuana). I lucked out last time because the cute / hot little concierge at my Hotel took an active (not p4p) interest in me and would sneak (unofficially visit) to my room on occasion to make sure I was OK; usually right after her shift. (I can give no more details. So please don't ask.) Everybody also know everyone as a resident, so all I can say is "It was fun! ".

    Renting a scooter and circling the island is a great way to spend a day There are a couple of little beach bars of the East (windward) side of the island. Very remote and laid back. I used to know of one big club a few clicks outside of town. Nights only! Don't remember the name. but if it's still there, the taxi drivers will take you. Pricing was reasonable. Also, there was a club called Black and White in the town' pretty good.

    As for mongering, best to connect with a good taxi driver or bartender. They will get you to the goods. Because Cozumel is such a family type place, the real action tends to be at night although there are obviously daytime places as previously mentioned. Especially when the cruise ships hit port. When the ship's is port, the day-girls are ready to party.

    I hope to make it back solo in the next year or so. But since that time, I discovered Costa Rica and Columbia (not too much further away) and the bang for buck in those places is much better. Unless like me. You get lucky every once in awhile! Even poor old pups like me get a bone now and again. Mexican women are pretty fine IMHO. Enjoy!
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  8. Codawg
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    Bar & Co

    Several Cozumel adult establishments are located south of town, near the intersection of Rafiel Melgar (the major north/south road that runs along the coast) and Avendida Claudio Canto Anduza (a boulevard that is the equivalent of south 135th) This intersection is directly outside the international boat dock (Puerto Maya) where the cruise ships dock. There is a traffic light at this intersection. The Pemex gas station is just south of the intersection.

    Bar and Co.

    Is located ¼ mile south of the intersection, on the East side of Rafiel Melgar If you download google earth, this place is located at approximately 20deg 28' 28. 13"N 86deg 58' 23. 39" W (the satellite photos on Google earth were taken shortly after a major hurricane and does not show the actual building, just a vacant parking lot, so I may be slightly off on the location. I did not actually visit this establishment. I have placed a photo of the building on Google Earth.
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    • Codawg
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      Club Salsa

      Club Salsa is located ¼ miles East of the intersection described in my last post, on Avendida Claudio Canto Anduza (a boulevard that is the equivalent of south 135th) The coordinates are 20deg 28' 35. 52" and & 86deg 58' 10. 62" W I have placed a photo on google earth at the location.

      I went one afternoon at about 3:30. This seems to be when passengers are returning to the ships and business in this club is winding down. Primetime at this club is probably 11 to 2PM on days when ships are in port. I got a beer at the window, just inside the front door and headed back through the pool table room to the courtyard where the chicas assemble. Before I made it to the patio, I was snagged by two chicas who wanted a shot at the last customer of the day. The deal they presented; $100 (or $120) for one or $160 for two, plus $40 for the room These were two fairly decent looking Mexican chicas with slightly oriental appearance, and of average build. They looked better than the two women in the courtyard, so I went for the duo.

      We went thru the courtyard and up some stairs, apparently to some back rooms in the adjacent motel Azul. The room was a decent size, clean, and equipped with mattress set (with sheet) set on the floor. Cooled with a ceiling fan of course. There was no towel boy or condom lady to deal with (as mentioned in older posts.)

      This was my first duo. In case you were wondering what happens in a duo session, well it starts with one chica working on Peter and the other getting her girls sucked on. Two girls is actually something of a chore, to keep things from going too fast. Eventually, one girl mounted in cowgirl while the other thrust the girls into my mouth. After a while, I asked for the girls to change positions. Before swapping positions, they actually removed the raincoat and put on a new one. So they switched and the action continued to completion. So there is a pretty good observation of safe practices.

      Earlier I asked for a massage as part of the lead up and they said "yes, but afterwards. " When I asked for the massage, I got a brief rub and then they announced that the session was over. They were pretty anxious to finish and get going. I guess pros are the same everywhere.

      They both washed up in the primitive shower area, and asked If I wanted to wash up as well. I did. You basically squat in front of a spigot in a tiled area with a hole in the floor. Basic, but ok for the purpose. Afterward they asked for a tip and I guess I was weak, so gave each $20. So total tab was $240 I should have haggled more and had smaller bills on me.
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      • Codawg
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        California Mens Club

        California Mens Club is in the same block of buildings as Club Salsa, 2 establishments east. (Motel Azul is in between) I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth. When I visited in May, it was identified by a temporary banner.

        I stopped by here on Monday evening. A man outside directed me inside. I actually walked through a large, totally dark bar area, up some stairs, to the area that was actually in operation. There were some gals dressed in bikinis, dancing a pretty lame dance at a stripper pole. I ordered a coke and eventually a girl came over to the table. She was a thin, pretty girl who said she was from Mexico City. She didn't look Mexican at all. She probably had mostly European/Spanish heritage. Conversation got to business pretty quickly. She wanted $250 including a charge for the room. I decided that was just too much to pay for entertainment in Mexico. I politely declined and said I didn't have that much. She said she would ask if there was a girl more in my price range.

        Eventually another girl came over. She was an ok girl. She was a bigger girl, not as petite as the first, but definitely not fat. She also was not real Mexican looking. As I recall, she showed me her girls to make the discussion more appealing. There may have been some crotch rubbing as well. She wanted $150, including the room.

        Unfortunately, about that time I started to feel pretty badly (Mexican food = bowel problems). Plus it was really hot in there, so I decided to pass on the offer. I gave her a $20 tip and gave my apologies. Like a good professional hustling bar girl, she asked for me to buy her a drink. I figured that the tip was enough; I declined and left. One other thing to note, they were burning incense in there so when I got back to my room, I had a noticeable "smoky" odor on my clothes. This could be a problem depending on your circumstances.
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        • Codawg
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          Yum-Chak

          Originally Posted by QuinnyJeff
          . on 2-05-09
          Also checked out El Trebol just behind the Salsa. I would not recommend unless you have a couple wingmen in tow as this place looks really seedy.
          It appears that El Trebol is now called Yum-Chak In fact, one of the banners says El Trebol II

          Yum-Chak

          I noticed this place directly behind the block of buildings where Club Salsa is located. It is down a gravel side street/road and resembles a walled compound. I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth at its location. I asked the manager of Club Salsa about it and he said it was a place similar to club Salsa. It would have to be a locals spot. I tried to check it out on a Monday night and it was closed. So I don't know if it is still operating or just closed on Mondays. The banners looked fairly new and in good condition.

          Perhaps some brave/adventuresome monger can check this one out for us.
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          • Dads_Extra_Fun
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            Cozumel on Tuesday, November 9th, for one day

            Cruise ship pulling in for the day on the 9th. I appreciate previous posts on hot spots and possibilities. Looking for any recent updates or last minute advice.

            First stop is Grand Cayman and there's no action there so I'll be ready to let lose. Score a little Cialis and testing it locally before hopping the boat back to the states.

            Thanks!
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          • Dads_Extra_Fun
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            Cozumel November 9th

            Ship puts into port on Tuesday the 9th for the day.

            I appreciate the past postings and possibilities. Was looking to see if any recent news or advice available other than what's posted.

            First port of call is Grand Cayman and there's no action there. Figure to score some Cialis and give a test run or two before jumping back on the boat.

            Thanks!
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          • Figment
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            Originally Posted by Codawg
            It appears that El Trebol is now called Yum-Chak In fact, one of the banners says El Trebol II

            Yum-Chak

            I noticed this place directly behind the block of buildings where Club Salsa is located. It is down a gravel side street/road and resembles a walled compound. I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth at its location. I asked the manager of Club Salsa about it and he said it was a place similar to club Salsa. It would have to be a locals spot. I tried to check it out on a Monday night and it was closed. So I don't know if it is still operating or just closed on Mondays. The banners looked fairly new and in good condition.

            Perhaps some brave/adventuresome monger can check this one out for us.
            So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action... me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.
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          • Figment
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            Cozumel

            So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action. Me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.
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          • Strike2
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            Map

            This Monger Map has some Cozumel locations
            Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
          • Dads_Extra_Fun
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            Originally Posted by Strike2
            This Monger Map has some Cozumel locations
            Thanks!

            Will report back how I got along.
            Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
          • Rjsss212
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            Originally Posted by Figment
            So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action. Me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.
            It would probably take a little time for them to figure out what you were about and that's fine but by that time you will have already figured out if anything caught your fancy...
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          • Dads_Extra_Fun
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            Last Report Disappeared

            My report on Onyx at Bar and Co. disappeared so reposting.

            After 2 days on a boat (no play time in Grand Cayman) I was ready for anything and none of the massage parlors I checked before Bar and Co. looked to legit (or had only a sheet separating you from the public) to be offering extras.

            $140 for everything. Two girls and two guys working the bar about 2:00 PM. One girl was with a customer, that left me with Onyx. Not bad looking at all. About 5'6" and c cups.

            Once upstairs it was pretty much an assembly line... strip, rub, tug, cover, some bj, mish, doggie, done. She was enthusiastic but no emotion. There was a little dirty talk but I've gotten more out of a SW in the states for a lot less.

            It was an experience but doubt I'll repeat it if I go back to Cozumel.
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          • Kman1
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            How is Cozumel at night?

            Looks like Cozumel gets most of its tourists during the day when the cruise ships stop. How is the action at night? Just wondering how good a pure mongering destination Cozumel is?

            When I went on my cruise after doing the day excursion I had about couple of hours left and I hit the Salsa bar around 4pm. Took a taxi for $5, did not walk due to time constraints and being new there. There were 10 or so girls. 2 good ones, others I would need to get drunk. One of them was being taken by an older dude, the other just finished eating after which I took her upstairs for $70, she had really fine ass and cute face and service was what you would typically expect in Mexico. The whole place had a very relaxed and laid back atmosphere.
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          • Aocbill92
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            Cozumel Salsa club

            I guess I am the older guy at the Salsa Club today@1615. Had a couple of beers, most of the girls. 10-12- were 4-5-6 but there were two of them@7-8. Scooped one and the damages were 800 pesos (@75 USD) 8 looks. 7-8 service. Fairly energetic kind to an old man. (74) BBBJ- no CIM; some DATY- doggie, cowgirl to finish. @an hour of time Nice time for late PM.
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          • Aguinnes
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            Originally Posted by Kman1
            Looks like Cozumel gets most of its tourists during the day when the cruise ships stop. How is the action at night? Just wondering how good a pure mongering destination Cozumel is?

            When I went on my cruise after doing the day excursion I had about couple of hours left and I hit the Salsa bar around 4pm. Took a taxi for $5, did not walk due to time constraints and being new there. There were 10 or so girls. 2 good ones, others I would need to get drunk. One of them was being taken by an older dude, the other just finished eating after which I took her upstairs for $70, she had really fine ass and cute face and service was what you would typically expect in Mexico. The whole place had a very relaxed and laid back atmosphere.
            As a pure mongering location? I wouldn't go there unless I was scuba diving. Bar & Co is a decent bet at night, a year ago it was about $150 for a go.
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          • Sangue_Bon
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            Originally Posted by Aocbill92
            I guess I am the older guy at the Salsa Club today@1615. Had a couple of beers, most of the girls. 10-12- were 4-5-6 but there were two of them@7-8. Scooped one and the damages were 800 pesos (@75 USD) 8 looks. 7-8 service. Fairly energetic kind to an old man. (74) BBBJ- no CIM; some DATY- doggie, cowgirl to finish. @an hour of time Nice time for late PM.
            I was on a cruise last week, my ship docked in walking distance to this club. Was over there about 1:30 PM there were about 5 girls all about a 5 rating. The first thing they asked me was I working on the cruise or on vacation on the cruise. Since they all asked the same question I figured there was a good reason for it, they wanted to know how much to charge me. So I told them I was working on the cruise then the next question was, what do you do?

            At first after I rejected all the 5's I spotted a 6 and took her in the back total $80, very sweet, big ass and a little over weight I just went for a BJ, she offered DATY but I declined, didn't want to get Montezumas revenge.

            After we finished went back to the bar had a beer and spotted a 7 standing by the entrance to the hotel. She didn't even look like a puta but when she smiled at me I went over to her, her name was Paloma. Young, thin, spoke English, very sweet and funny. Same questions, same answers that I was working on the cruise ship, same price. In the room very nice, this one I screwed and after I finished she offered me a massage, I was hesitant but she insisted but I left, had to get back to the ship.

            Both girls after it was over and I paid I discussed with them the question about if you work on the ship or are you a tourist, both of them told me they charge tourists $150 and people who work on the ship about $80, tourists pay more. I told them both I was a tourist on the ship, they both laughed and called me a liar and a bad man. I'm sure this isn't always 100% true because everything is negotiable with these girls but I found their response interisting.

            Thsnks for your post on this because I hadn't been to this club in over 10 years and thought it was closed because last year when I was in Cozumel I forgot the name of the club and I ended up in the Green door. I think Salsa is better than Green door in general althogh the girl I did in Green door last year was very nice almost an 8 but I paid more because I was a tourist.
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          • Nascent_Alligato
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            My first mongering experience was at the Bar Salsa last week. And yes, I was diving in Cozumel. Otherwise I would have looked for and found better elsewhere. There was the usual girly-bar cheesiness, but overall the atmosphere was indeed relaxed. After ditching the "4" that accosted me at door (and I'm being generous with her rating) I bought the obligatory $3 XX beer, wandered inside and watched some pool. The pickings were disappointing even knowing that's what I'd find here. And I was just about ready to leave. But then a girl appeared that finally attracted my attention. She was pretty, slim, articulate, smart (!) , sweet, and, well. Sweet. I appreciated that she didn't look like "a puta." After a leisurely and rewarding visit I returned 4 days later for a second date. She recognized me immediately and made the second date even more than worthwhile than the first. For her I decided not to negotiate hard, but she made sure I didn't regret the 130-140 rate I paid (tourist rates).

            Coincidentally, it was Paloma. And yes, I do highly recommend her massage.

            So, while apparently not easy. It IS possible to find satisfaction in Cozumel.
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          • Specialone8
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            Not "strike 2" but lucky strike!

            Originally Posted by Strike2
            This.

            Monger Map

            Has some Cozumel locations
            Strike,

            I got to tell ya, all of us mongers owe you big-time for putting this map together! I've been to cozo 4 times since the hurricanes of 2005, and NEVER have I had any luck finding one of these places while on-foot. Being a native-NYr, you learn never to ask questions when you're the fish out of water; and because of this, I've never struck paydirt. But on my next jaunt (cruise the end of this month, I now have the perfect cover. The Green Cigar Bar. What a perfect name for a cover. Hopefully, they have some decent talent there during the day. If so, I should have some good intel to report back to the rest of you here on this thread.

            Thanks again Strike, we owe you!

            SP8
            Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
          • Antonio
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            Carolina

            Got out of my rented car and started to walk to the entrance of the Club Salsa when a cute morena gave me the come-hither look as she passed me on her scooter. I returned the look and she stopped just 20 ft. beyond the entrance to the club. Walked up to her, & she asked if I wanted a massage--I didn't respond right away, so she offered "servicio completo" (the whole conversation was in Spanish). I signed on verbally, and she said follow me (the bouncer at the Club Salsa was pissed). Went about 300 ft. past the Club and turned right on a dirt road and then another 200 feet to her little house (she rents the space from the landlady, who was on the premises at the time but cleared out once I got there). Turns out she's an ex-circus acrobatic performer (from Vera Cruz) and out of work, looking to establish a "massage" business. She offered a very pleasing 15 minutes of massage in the nude, then a very engaged GFE (BBBJ, DFK, and, I'm sure DATY would have been available too, plus grande finale). Very nice person and conversationalist, with a great smile. The tariff: 800 pesos, todo incluido. She probably speaks passable English, but not sure, since we only spoke in Spanish. Anyhow, give her a call and tell her that you're "a friend of Lorenzo, the Italian actor". Her cell number: 9871120537. Ask someone how to dial it from within Mexico. Treat her tenderly. Don't know if posting tel. numbers is kosher on this site, so if it gets nixed, pm me for the info.
            Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
          • ReefShark1234
            Inactive

            In cozumel now

            I'm on the island now and could use a wingman. Anyone else on the island? Maybe some info?
            Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
          • ReefShark1234
            Inactive

            In cozumel now

            I'm on the island now and could use a wingman. Anyone else on the island? Maybe some info?
            Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
          • Specialone8
            Inactive

            Report on Cozo

            As promised, I'm reporting back on my findings from my most recent trip of three weeks ago when I was back on Cozumel.

            As was accurately reported by senior members here; without a doubt BARCO was the place to check out during the day. (I was a day-tripper on-shore during my cruise-ship's stop there.)

            After dumping the rest of my party at the beach, I took a stroll over to Barco which is located near the southern-most cruise ship pier on the main shore-road. (I beleive the road is known as "C-1".) As I walked towards the two-story white building this gentleman's club is located in, I noticed what appeared to be an amazing bronze goddess with an incredible figure that supported perfect mammies, curves that resembled a coke bottle outline and an ass that was a 10 (if you like apple=bottoms). As I walked upstairs, she came to attention, and waited for me to offer the obligitory Ola! Although she was in 4-inch pumps, it was easy to see she was an ideal natural height of 5'6" with a weight of 125lbs. Her top was a C cup, and after being escorted inside by her arm and arm, then being granted the freedom to sample, it was easy to deternine these were not after-market bolt-ons, but in fact, original equipment. Her long black hair was like strands of silk, and flowed perfectly down her mid-back in the fan-swept air of the club's main dance-room. We walked over to the bar and without hesitation, I requested a Dos Eques XX dark so the bartender would not think I was there for "take-out". (Usually very deeply frowned on by management of such establishments.) While I sucked down my beer, my bronze goddess continued to play with my ear and massage my neck, all the time suggesting we head to one of the back rooms. Rather than rush, I decided to play with her assets to see just how much would actually be on the menu once we retired to more comfortable surroundings. The more I played, the more playground area she provided. When things got down to brass-tacks, she told me it was. 4 for a room, and. 10 for her. I told her while I wanted to know her even better, the price was too high. I countered with. 10 for everything, and she walked over to the manager / bartender who after a few words agreed. Just like senior-members mentioned here on the thread, you can find quality for a fair price, you just have to be a gentleman and stick to your guns. (But it also helps to acknowledge the laws of supply and command, as there were 5-6 putas and only two gringos; me and a drunken fat-bastard who was more interested in proving he liked to lick pussy than seriously offer to provide anything more.)

            As I looked around, I was able to inventory the "supply" and found that of the 5 or 6 putas, one (my bronze goddess) was a solid 9; another was a solid 8 (just a little heavier than my goddess but other than that, VERY nice.) two were a 6 and one was no better than a 5. Now with options like that, and costs for quality companionship not exceeding. 10 in a comfortable, private A / C room, who can complain?

            The only disappointment of the experience was that the rest of my party called me on my cell (why did I ever answer it damn it!) telling me they were hot, tired, hungry, sun burned, and wanted to head back to the ship a little early. Needless to say, I had to inform my bronze goddess that our tryst would have to wait until my potential return this coming November.

            I asked her if I could have her digits, which she happily provided. If I can time it right, I should be able to cut-out the middleman nextime, and pay her directly during my next trip to Cozo. That would make for an extra-special time indeed!

            Anyone wanting her personal contact-info, PM me.

            SP-8
            Posted 3 years ago | #Reply
          • CozDiver
            Member

            Thanks to all for the information! I\'ll be diving in Cozumel for a week in March and plan on playing some while I\'m there. Between this board, the monger map, and Google Street View, I think I can make the most of my free time. Any updates on current rates, club preferences, or new openings/closings? With my schedule, I doubt I\'ll get to sample Club Salsa, but I\'ll probably check out Bar & Co. and Platinos, and maybe the Cigar Bar. I might even take a peak inside La Pacha for private dances. If I\'m feeling brave, I might even check out Yum Chak/Trebol II, although I\'m not thrilled about the idea of venturing down a narrow dirt road to a walled compound. I\'ll give a report when I get home. Any updated information would be much appreciated.

            Specialone8, it may be user error, but I cannot figure out how to PM you. If you happen to run across this and still have the bronze goddess\' number, I\'d love to figure out a way to swap an email or PM.

            Thanks again

            Posted 2 years ago | #Reply

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