Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!
Nic Frenchy said it was "criminal" that I had never been to Tulip, since despite its wicked reputation, a few cuties can be found.
So showed up there at 4PM. Sign can be seen from Thonglor BTS station.
Met Saeng and she asked me did I have any questions. I said no, was a first time so show me the girls. She brings out a little set of pics, and I leaf through. Teena and Fa look nice and possibly Yok. Saeng indicates that Teena is busy at least another hour and that Fa has a booking after current session. Saeng asks do I like little girls or big tits or what? Yok is reported to be 175cm which is a little hard to believe as that would be model height.
"What about Nestle?" who has just walked out. My jaw drops as her body is stupendous looking under the tight leotard. But I fight the lust as her face is not really special for me. So I say can I meet Yok as well and then decide between Nestle and Yok.
Yok comes out and is only 170cm (175 with the heals). I am 184 so no problem. She has a nice narrow waist but curves out very well at the thigh area. Breasts are not huge but nicely shaped. Has a somewhat Laos looking face but nose is cute.
So Yok it is. We get introduced and turns out Yok is from Udon Thani.
Before the shower, she asks me how I know about Tukip. From the Internet of course is my vague answer. Then she asks "do I know how it all works and what's going on"? I say that most likely I have a very fair idea of what its all about.
So she gets nude and I am liking this fab body even though only an A cup.
We start molesting each oother in the shower. This progresses to DFK quickly. When we get to the bed I have conveniently forgottrn about the 1.5Hr massage. I give DATY and she makes it quite rapidly. I can feel the convulsions
Then have a blow-job scoring 9 out of 10.
It was like a PSE as she rode me in nearly every position out of an X Movie and finally I got select the positions too. Was an exceptional cross between GFE and PSE. When I was finally spent. We rested and chatted for a few minutes and she asking if I was able to go again. No I couldn't. There was only 10 minutes of the hour and a half left, so we dispensed with the massage and I gave her one more quick DATY. Just enough time left to shower.
She normally Gets 1500 for FS and the works or maybe sometimes a little more when the experience is very special.
Saeng gave her card and said I could phone for a booking next time.
Nearly forgot I had to pay 600 Baht for the 1.5 Hr massage which didn't get around to receiving.
Yok was very nice looking with a good body. She wasn't the most stunning girl for the whole trip to Thailand but definitely cute and definitely un-surpassed for sex ability and a total GFE. I don't even know if she can massage.
Yok doesn't seem to appear on this web site (japanese) so perhaps she is newish.
The link needs to have the % removed.
As its all dependent on chemistry between you and the girl, YMMV.
Went to see her again today. Later this evening I met cityxguide.com member Barek for the first time. He mentioned meeting a sex maniac at Tulip with the name, you guessed it, "Yok"Originally Posted by LittleBigMan
Tonight I met Tansak KTV and Piper at Giotto's lodge.
Yok claims she is good at massage. I will have to make a very looooooong booking to find out.Originally Posted by LittleBigMan
At Tulip the girls have no salary, and make no money from the massage fee.
They are subject to fines if they are late though.
So the only way they get money is the customer tips in the room.
So the only money they make is the 1500 baht you pay for the FS and any tip additional is my understanding.
Concerning the email addresses at the massage parlor web sites. I have attempted emails for arranging for massage with particular girls and never get return reply. I do not know Thai and am assuming that most parlors need translation is this correct? Or do they only respond to emails in Thai and possibly Japanese.
One other question can anyone give dirctions to the Nana carpark? Thanks
Originally Posted by Mick Licker
I don't use Emails to make bookings as i find it a possibly unreliable technique.Originally Posted by Appcid
I would suggest you ring to make a booking.
The Nana Car Park is in Sukhumvit Road Soi 4 on the right side barely 100m in.
Follow this link to Giottos run down on the Oily MPs. Below you will find MPs and phone numbers.
Then find on this page: "Tulip" for example.
+66 (0)2-391-7564 is the reception for Tulip. The boss Saeng speaks good English.
Tulip's is one of my favorite places, easy access off the BTS and doesn't pretend to be anything except what it is. If Yok isn't a known star yet she should be, often booked well in advance, and if anyone has a problem with the taller girls then go to Teena. She won't disappoint either.Originally Posted by Mick Licker
Mick! Glad to see you made it, at last.Originally Posted by Mick Licker
Welcome to the Tulip Fuck Club
I suggest you avoid this, unless you want to go back home in a WheelchairOriginally Posted by SexWithSmile
one Tulip girl is already tiring as it is... but 2? they will suck the life out of you!
Phoo is the best I have had. I am sure I wrote the report of the first time I met her? my first Tulip experience? well, SHE fucked me.Phoo is also good, a bit older but an absolute 3-holes vacuum cleaner.
No drop will remain.
Jinny looks good except that the chest has a strange shape in the photo.Originally Posted by S M B
Not sure if I am seeing silicone on just a strange dress.
I would have booked Tansak's suggestion of Teena at Tulip except that she was busy.
Shizuka in the other post has a sort of chinese look that doesn't appeal to me personally, but I can undertsnad that others would go for it.
I have taken the taxi from Majestic Grande and thinking we can exit Soi 2 and turn right straight onto the freeway to the airport.
The stupid police have blocked off the cross over between lanes.
This means the taxi has to go the way down wireless road to Rama 4 and turn back onto the freeway. No matter its after 10PM so traffic is O.K. We do the big S to get onto Rama 9. The lights bring back memories.
On the left, Rama 9 Hospital followed by Radisson Hotel and Longbeach Soapy MP ("the Honolulu Love boat" session with Fa) . Looking past the Longbeach lights I see Utopia (where had a fab session with Praai). Not too far we see the lights of Catherine MP and La Defense. Victoria's Secret can just be seen behind those (if can read Thai). I checked out all 3 of these. The on the right we see Noar in red lights but only Thai writing again. Finally on the left we have Colonze MP and on the right NASA Entertainment complex. Not sure if further on, Tarawadee can be seen or not?
Make it to airport in 30 mins with taxi driver totally woeful. He nearly hit a barrier between lanes at the airport and swerved many times.
My GF had some severe difficulty during this period that I never got the full details of. She doesn't want to burden me. And no it wasn't another man. But gave me a lot of chances for mongering, particularly during the first week when she was in home town of Ubon.
Most of the girls I had were either satisfactory, good, or super. 2 duds for trip where I cancelled a session before completion.
One was at Amsterdam and the other at J-One. Both these girls exhibited very stiff tense legs and acted scared stiff of something.
Oilies: Exclusive, Thonglor2 x 2, Tulip (sex bomb Yok x 3)
Soapies: Emmanuelle (Yokkie x 3 and 1 other), LongBeach, Utopia x 2, Copa Cabana, Bangkok Cozy x 2 + take out, Meree, Selene, Amsterdam (bomb-out), J-One (bomb-out).
Although both SL girls at Utopia at 3900 Baht were wonderful, they were not leagues ahead of girls at Selene, Emmanuelle, and LongBeach for 2400-2600 Baht, and they certainly were not 3 times better than Bangkok Cozy at 1300 Baht.
But I wouldn't hesitate to recommend all these places and Utopia is a much better deal for East Asians.
Bar girls: Doll's House waitress, Deja Vu x 2or3, Suzi Wong x 3or4
Didn't get to SOL. Must have been Opebo's report putting me off.
Girls ages ranged from 20 to 33 and one possibly higher. Found no correlation between performance and girls ages in any way.
However found that totally inexperienced girls performances were very ordinary.
Both girls who were in cancel category, were experienced.
Found that a girl who talks great or is great in the bath or body slide, is not necessarily good in sex.
All the weak to bad sex girls were not into kissing or didn't do it well.
However some girls who didn't kiss were still great in sex and some changed their minds and starting kissing once they got really into the sex.
My tastes and approach are obviously very different to Ralph Kramden, for example, who never repeats a girl and likes all the little fresh young girls at Nataree.
I went for sometimes older girls, taller and prettier and was happy to repeat with super girls.
Only had two long time sessions, as eventually you have to find nice ways to get rid of the girl when she wants to hang around indefinitely.
Its often true that you have to pay them to leave.
I'm still not sure which is the best place for B-course (body slide on the raft).
Nataree, Colonze 1 and 2, Emmanuelle, Chaophya 2, J-One, are possibilities.
This is the post where I have a comments on a few:Originally Posted by Mick Licker
As you know, I prefer Oilys so here's my Favourites and far above all others, TULIP massage (BTS Thong Lo, you can't miss it).
I wrote about MMU1 a few days ago in the Massage Thread, new MP on Soi 22 (across from the Fire Station), Lousy joint, better give it a miss.
On my list is: I-RIE Soi 29, Exclusive Soi 19, Luxury Soi 19, Pink Soi 24 and Violet Soi 39.
I'll report on them of course.
Also I can say that My experience at Akane yesterday was again a 10/10.
Good eye, Tulip. Doesn't she always create a new personna and tout the place, immediately after a post commenting on the poor quality?
Yes 1Ball, a blind man could see it coming. Sensitive nipples... At least we're learning something about her.Originally Posted by 1Ball
I will add I-Rie, Pink, and Violet to the Ref List. I think the others are there already.Originally Posted by NicFrenchy
O.K. You seem to be getting a bit behind with reports. I guess you can't get reports done for EVERY MP visit. That would require a real superman
But I am sure we would all be keen to here something about the less well known ones including Exclusive and I-Rie, & Violet.
For Violet, did you mean Lavender on Soi 22? (I mean similar colours easily mixed up maybe). Well I guess it can't be if Violet is on Soi 39. I can't find a web site for it. Not even on GDiary or Raku.
Was the hot girl in so many pics in the web-site Miss I-Rie herself???
Has anybody seen Jina (Gina) from Exclusive who looked hot in the Raku site?
...and I notice that 'Fun for Asia' has posted the same report under a different name on another website. Aey has responded to that in person with her usual diligent line-by-line commentary. She hasn't invented a new avatar or alias. Perhaps we're all being a bit too paranoid here?Originally Posted by 1Ball
What's the big deal? I've been to Annie's a few times and walked away once. We all know the girls aren't all the most young and beautiful, but they do what it says on the tin... There are better and worse places in BKK, but Annie's meets a certain demand, no more, no less.
Yes, yes, its all very bizarre.Originally Posted by Barrella
But its a natural response that we have become somewhat (to very) skeptical about all reports, whether positive or negative from new members with very few posts.
We suspect that there could potentially be fake (biased) report wars going on by or against Annies, Tulip, and any other popular MP with a high profile.
Once you guys have got a lot of posts out there including neutral subjects, we might believe them.
Obviously we are sorry if a genuine monger and poster has been suspected.
But it can take time for a poster's credibility to build.
Hopefully a top place like Tulip, for example, will not get involved as they get rave reviews all the time and don't need to be concerned when weird rumours come up from relatively new posters as the forum members will be very skeptical anyway..
Heard from some mates that some MPs owners are actually Americans or Europeans and Japanese?Originally Posted by Mick Licker
For a real total wow experience, I think the girls at Tulip massage (next to Thonglor BTS station) are hard to beat, although nearly every one I have tried from Angels 26 has done pretty good too.
Good attitude, and sometimes a PSE.
I will try Annies again, after a break of many many years, just to see what its like nowadays, now that I am intrigued after reading about it again.
Originally Posted by Etaoin2003
My GF has said that it is O.K. for me to go off and "Aap Nam" (have a bath), but she is sensitive so I don't want her to suspect it strongly on any particular occasion and spoil her mood. I enjoy her immensely when she is happy. When she is in a bad mood, she can be frustrating.Originally Posted by Duniawala
I was also referring to guys in general with wives and GFs. So some of them would be in serious trouble if they couldn't explain why they took so long to find the wife in the shopping centre.
"Dicks, ducks, wives, and knives"!
P.S. I don't really understand the term "pussy whipped". When I want to be pussy whipped, I go to Tulip. I would describe the Tulip experience as being whipped by pussy.
Based on Mick's suggestion, I checked out Yok at Tulip's Massage. Since I was interested in some back door action, my options (not the only ones) were Eden Club (EC) and Tulip, based on my limited research. I have been EC several times, and the service was not always the same. In fact once, I got a partial refund (grateful to Marc for the satisfaction policy). So, before going to Tulip's I stopped by EC. It was opening time and all the girls were pretty much there. As others have noted, I wasn't too impressed with the selction, expecially the "left of yellow line". Most of them were in the 4 to 6 range.
I got to Tulip, taking the Skytrain and was greeted by the mamasan. I asked for Yok, didn't even ask to see the line up. When she showed up, I wasn't disappointed. I would rate her a 8 in looks. She is fairly tall (guess about 5' 6", not good in cm). I paid the 400B for 60 min oil massage session and went to the massage room with Yok. BTW, I gave her 1500B for the special services. The ice was broken on the way and couldn't wait for the rest.
She showered me initailly with a lot of soap, we did a soapy massage thing in the vertical position. She has small (B cup) but perky tits. It was kind of funny she said same same, looking at my breasts (I do work out, besides boom boom). After the shower, I laid on the bed and the session began. I deferred the oil massage for later, so the sensual session started. She licked me all over, a nice long BBBJ, then 69 position, where I did DATY while she did the BBBJ. She started to moan. Of course there was a lot DFK as well.
Then she put a rubber on and we did in several positions, normal first and then the back door. She was pretty tight, lubed it some and then loosened with my two fingers, she also used her fingers to open the gateway. We did that in the doggy position. She has a nice rounded behind it was awesome doing it that way and watching and grabbing her waist.
Then I puled the rubber and she took my junior in mouth and worked him to completion. One of my very memorable session. She massaged with oil after the main event. It was very relaxing indeed.
I would highly recommend Yok for any one wanting back door action and with a good looking and young (would say low 20's) lady.
Actually a few other cityxguide.com posters recommended her well before I got there. So its universal high marks all round. But then I don't recall any girl at tulip being marked down recently.Originally Posted by Footloose
Mick, I also went to see Yok based on your review. I will write my own when time permits (many places visited the last few days), Yok is a Superstar! There is no other word. I fucked her and then she Fucked me. Looks like Tulip will see me even more often now.Originally Posted by Mick Licker
I also heard that Miss Dao is Back, the Former ALL STAR number 1 of Tulip, she was MIA for a year (apparently had a baby) and now is back and in shape. For the Dao Fans, if you try her, please post a review.
I was at Tulip yesterday, I hope I was before footlooseOriginally Posted by Mick Licker
I flipped through the photos, but remembered Mick mentioned Yok before. So chose Yok, and up we went.
She is sort of "butterface", to me 4, 5 (a bit harsh?, maybe). But To me she has an incredible body. I would give her a 10 out of 10. Of course not perfect but she can speak a good english which helps develop rapport. In fact we had good conversation; about her (she is 23yo), her family, etc. maybe some of things she said may not be true, but that's ok.
Before we went to shower. She went straight to the point -i.e if I wanted the special. No masssge blah blah crap!
I asked what she can do for me. "eeeeeverything" she said. so she did. (I am not into the back side).
I will not give you a blow-by-blow account, as everyone knows what she is capable of, except she gave me an inside massage. and she wanted a third pop out of me. But I was struggling with the second pop from the previous 3 days adventure. so no third.
We had 10 mins left out of 1.5 hours, so we lied down for a chit chat.
I gave an additional 200B on top.
I will report the other experience I had in the last 2, 3 days another time.
Well that is harsh. I thought Yok was a 6+ in the face even though a very Udon look. Her face was better than "Nestle" IMHO and had a nice smile. O.K. nose a little bit broad. Yok has the advantage of being one of the younger girls too.Originally Posted by Need More Gas
Nestle's figure was stupendous (without having seen her nude) and probably better than Yok's. So I could not give Yok a 10 for the body even though very nice. Maybe close to a 10 for those who like a rather athletic look.
I guess most Tulip girls workout and have powerful bodies in order to be able to handle the sexual gymnastics.
Thank Nic Frenchy for convincing me that Tulip did have a few girls pretty enough to be do-able, even with my tough standards.
Saeng does have a photo book these days (Giotto), so can then select which girls to meet. My first 2 choices (Teena and ?) were busy.
Everyone seems to think Teena is great, so I must try her next time.
Teena is like the Energizer Bunny, she's small and she just keeps coming and coming and coming.Originally Posted by Mick Licker
Yok as stated is good for PSE and a good time. Teena is not shy in that regard either. Nestle was a handful. I've not been disappointed at Tulip. I do know that Yok, probably due to this forum in a small part, is often booked in advance. Teena is booked at times but I've been lucky always catching her if I wanted her. But I go at opening time usually and she's normally there early, Yok tends not to be there at opening, atleast is my experience. She comes in a little later then opening.
And yes, even at opening they give it their all, do not hold back one bit.
Yok, Teena and Nestle are probably the three best looking girls at Tulip, and its probably why they are mentioned the most, as most farang guys will pick one of those three.
Its where Tulip falls down a little, in that the choice is limited. Faced with having to choose a new one if those three are not available, I often pass and move on to a different joint. The owners should note that.
Originally Posted by Tansak KTV
Granted, Tulip does not have top model quality girls by looks alone but they are not butt ugly and they are not over the hill like other massage joints in BKK. The rooms are not the nicest by any means but I've been in worse in BKK.Originally Posted by Easy2007
I have had more then those three. And what sets Tulips apart, for me, is that service is always great and that's the reason we go to MP's, well for me it is atleast. Not once have I walked out of there disappointed. Tulip doesn't pretend to be anything more or less then what it is, for a modest price (compared to other joints) you get a great session.
It's right off the BTS, very quick for me to get to from work during break and have a session and right back to who I was meeting with. No switch to MRT, no taxi, no hassel. So for me, it works well. But I can see others wanting a higher end / cost soapie or such. Thats the good thing about BKK, we all can find what we enjoy and works for us.
I agree.Originally Posted by Tansak KTV
Even though no stunners, I think that several girls have above average looks.
On the web site, the alternative ones that appeal to me are: Or, Nigh, Nong, Jane, and Fa. Its rare I can list that many that look do-able as I am hard to please. I probably need to meet them to see if they would really appeal. Not sure what their figures are like.
Fortunately different guys have different tastes.
My only problem is its tough to change when the first girl was so good. But she may be starting to get heavy bookings now.
Yes, Nice looks a little too chunky for me too. But Yok and Nestle look athletic. I don't think Yok has any children either.Originally Posted by Mouse1
Stands to reason that these girls will be exhausted at the end of a long day
of pornstar sex (a late night previous would not help) but I assume your 12.30PM means just after midday. So that would be a tough break.
I don't recall anything about the standard of the bed at Tulip. Wasn't bad enough to distract me from Yok. I may have got a lucky room choice. So I don't really need to do takeout. Also, I wouldn't take a Tulip girl for LT booking as I'm sure Yok has far more stamina than me.
If I was going to do takeout, I would like her to show up in the morning at my Hotel at say 10AM (or 9AM if I am skipping breakfast) for a nice 2.5Hr booking (with a nice tip). I prefer sex early in the day and I would hope to get the girl totally fresh. Of course, no use if she was playing up all night and arrived exhausted!!!
Most girls that I do takeout with (I have their phone numbers) will tell me if they are not in good condition to show up and put me off till another day.
This in itself can be frustrating, but just call the next girl on the list.
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